'Ship Shape: How Your Fave Pairs From NCIS: LA, POI, Coven, Dixie And Other Shows Are Faring

THE COUPLE | Castle's Rick and Kate

THE LATEST | Before launching into an eerie murder investigation, the duo tried to plan their honeymoon. (After his previous "space wedding" suggestion, Kate was wise to his idea to vacay in "Middle Earth" aka New Zealand.)

SIGH! | An exasperated Kate said: "I was hoping for something more romantic and less Hobbit-y." The pair also realized that Castle had [sigh] visited most of the globe with paramours past.

THE FORECAST Clear skies, perfect for a flight. We hope Caskett gets the beach time they richly deserve (and we get the view of Stana and Nathan in bathing suits that we richly deserve).

THE COUPLE | Beauty and the Beast's Vincent and Catherine

THE LATEST | Dinners don't go so well when your silverware doesn't come to life and sing. Thanksgiving with Cat's long-lost dad was an unmitigated disaster that ended with Cat's catching Vincent's macking on she-beast Tori.

SOB! | After Cat gets understandably angry at Vincent, he has the gall to break up with her.

THE FORECAST It's raining hearts! Last week he ripped out someone's heart for real. This week he ripped out Catherine's heart ~metaphorically~. (A crossover with Once Upon a Time must be imminent.) The fallout from this breakup is going to be bloody beastly.

THE COUPLE | Hart of Dixie's Zoe and Wade

THE LATEST | Zoe disapproves of Joel and Wade's newfound broship; she went looking for her kidnapped bf at ex-lover Wade's house, but found only Wade, shirtless.

SWOON! | See photo above. Think about Zoe's resistance to Joel and Wade's friendship. Realize how obvious it is that Zoe still luhrves that buff southern beau.

THE FORECAST Cloudy with a chance of duh! We'll just be here, waiting patiently while Zoe comes to her senses, dumps Joel, and gets back together with hunky Wade. We give it 'til February sweeps.

THE COUPLE | Person of Interest's Reese and Carter

THE LATEST | While discussing brushes with death, John told Joss that she changed him, and the two kissed; Reese told Carter that if his number in fact had been up, he was glad he was with her.

SOB! | Carter was fatally wounded in gunfight and died in Reese's arms. Who knew this show could make us weep?

THE FORECAST Storm ahead. The emotionally fragile Reese will not take Carter's death well. Expect him to be an unpredictable danger to himself for the next few weeks.

THE COUPLE | NCIS: Los Angeles' Kensi and Deeks

THE LATEST | Over "not tacos," Kensi chastised Deeks for never saying how he really feels; he interrupted her to confess he didn't want to be at the restaurant with her...

SWOON! | ... he wanted to be at his place with her. And with that, Kensi stood and walked away... and a delighted Deeks followed.

THE FORECAST Cloudy. We're pleased that Densi's relationship is moving forward, but Daniela Ruah's imminent maternity leave means that we won't be seeing the duo together forever.

THE COUPLE | Glee's Rachel and Sam

THE LATEST | Sam visited NYC and Rachel helped him prep for a photo shoot by rubbing some oil on his buff bod; later, during a group number, Rachel and Sam's flirty chemistry was potent enough to warrant some side-eye from Santana.

HMM... | Is Rachel ready for a new relationship (or fling) post-Finn? (Are we ready?)

THE FORECAST Warm front moving in. It may take a while, but we're betting on Sam moving to NYC post-graduation and hooking up with Rachel after she's had more time to grieve.

THE COUPLE | Homeland's Carrie and Brody

THE LATEST | Carrie and Brody were finally reunited when Saul enlisted her to inspire the perma-hostage to kick his heroin habit and be a Marine again; Brody promised to come back from Iran, not just for daughter Dana, but for Carrie as well.

UMM... | A "P.S. I'm pregnant" would have been nice, seeing as it may have given Brody some additional inspiration to make it out alive.

THE FORECAST Storm approaching. It's hard to fathom Brody surviving this mission. Even if he does, can these two crazy kids ever have a happy ending?

THE COUPLE | The Vampire Diaries' Caroline and Jesse

THE LATEST | Evil Dr. Wes turned Jesse into a cannibal vampire (a vampire with a taste for vampire blood), so the make-out sesh above was problematic; Elena staked Jesse after the out-of-control vamp sank his fangs into Damon.

SOB! | Caroline was devastated by Jesse's death, and it was heartbreaking to watch her hold him as he died.

THE FORECAST Snowstorm. Caroline is going to be ice-cold to Elena after this.

THE COUPLE | Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Ward and May

THE LATEST | After a traumatic mission, the two good soldiers exchanged a loaded glance in the hotel hallway; May left the door to her hotel room open, and Ward obliged himself.

SWERVE! | After the show seemed to be setting up a potential romance between Ward and Skye, this sexy curveball threw us for a loop!

THE FORECAST | Cold winds. These two professionals will probably never talk about their presumed stress-relieving hook-up, but keep knocking boots on the down-low.

THE COUPLE | American Horror Story: Coven's Zoe and Kyle... and Madison

THE LATEST | Zoe considered putting FrankenKyle out of his misery, but changed her mind after he almost killed himself; Zoe walked in on Madison and Kyle making the undead beast with two backs.

SWOON... | Undead Madison seduced Zoe and convinced her to hop into bed with her and Kyle. So, handily enough, the young witch finally found partners who are immune to her killer ladyparts.

THE FORECAST Hellfire. A Frankenteen, an undead actress and a witch with a vagina mortalis — what could go wrong?

THE COUPLE | Sons of Anarchy's Jax and Tara

THE LATEST | Tara clutched Jax's hand after he killed Clay, and the two seemed to be on their way to a reconciliation...

BITTERSWOON... | ... but Tara may still take the DA up on her offer to tattle on SAMCRO in trade for immunity.

THE FORECAST A mix of rain and clouds. Tara has a huge decision to make: Sell out SAMCRO to protect herself and her kids, or return to the man she once loved and hope he's earnest in his desire to take the club legit.

THE COUPLE | Revolution's Rachel and Miles

THE LATEST | A flashback to 21 years ago reveals that Rachel offered to leave hubby Ben if Miles would just say he loves her. He says he doesn't, she doesn't believe him and the rest is, as they say, history. Meanwhile, in present day, the two are back at each other's sides, fighting off the Patriots.

SWOON! | Nearly faint from an infection, Miles confesses to Rachel that he should have never let her go, that she's always been The One who makes his lightbulb flicker.

THE FORECAST Dim. Miles opened up his heart in a big way, but there's still an enemy attack (and a deadly infection) to contend with.