'Ship Shape: How Your Fave Pairs From Sherlock, TVD, Mindy, HIMYM And Other Shows Are Faring
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THE COUPLE | The Mindy Project's Mindy and Danny
THE LATEST | After a "heated" time in the desert and some letter writing to Cliff on the plane, Mindy goes to retrieve some tonic water (not that awful seltzer garbage) for Danny as a thank you when — UM WHAT — Danny seizes the moment and kisses her!
AWW! | We repeat: Danny kisses Mindy and she kisses. him. back. (Please excuse us while we go cool down with some Schweppes on ice.)
THE FORECAST | Cautiously optimistic. Last we saw, Cliff was set on getting back with Mindy, but we're hoping they never ever get back together after that kiss. Like, ever.
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THE COUPLE | 2 Broke Girls' Max and Deke
THE LATEST | After a date in the city, Deke takes Max back to his place, which happens to be a remodeled dumpster. It's next to a Chinese restaurant, though, so we're cool with that – as is Max, who gets down with Deke but leaves shortly after.
AWW! | Max confides in Caroline, saying she's bad at the whole "relationship thing" and that Deke isn't really into her. However, in a gesture that proves otherwise, Deke moves his dumpster home outside Max's diner.
THE FORECAST | Sunny. With a makeout session and date under their belt, these two will probably be doing all kinds of dumpster diving, if you catch our drift.
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THE COUPLE | Sherlock's Sherlock and Watson
THE LATEST | Sherlock is given his toughest case to date: writing his best man's speech for Watson's wedding. In typical Sherlock fashion, the speech starts out rough – he calls marriage the "doom of society" after all – but our favorite P.I. quickly recovers when he hails Watson as the "bravest and kindest and wisest human being ever."
AWW! | After Sherlock's speech, the besties share a hug, everyone is crying and Sherlock of course has no idea why.
THE FORECAST | Sunny! We spy with our little eyes even more bromantic moments from these two.
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THE COUPLE | Castle's Alexis and Pi
THE LATEST | Miley Cyrus Mandy Sutton, voice of reason? During a bout of hearty girltalk, Alexis confides in her onetime pop star idol that she made a huge mistake by dating and moving in with Pi – something we knew 3.14159265 seconds after it happened.
OUCH! | Near the end of the episode, Alexis decides she has to break up with Pi (and it's about time, am I right?)
THE FORECAST | Put a fork in this Pi — he's (hopefully!) done.
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THE COUPLE | The Following's Ryan and Claire
THE LATEST | After she gets stabbed by Ryan's Carroller neighbor, Claire is rushed to the hospital where it turns out the Grim Reaper is waiting for her.
OUCH! | Initially thought to be dead too, it is revealed that Ryan survived his own stabbing.
THE FORECAST | Thunder. Ryan and Claire had just seemingly gotten past their biggest problem, which was her murderous ex-husband. Now, it's as if our hearts (and Ryan's) have been murdered. Read what Kevin Bacon has to say about his departed onscreen lady love.
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THE COUPLE | Nashville's Rayna and Deacon
THE LATEST | Rayna and Deacon write a single for her new record after basically doing it with their arms. And they eat pizza. And it is sexy. And can they just get back together again? Like now, please?
AWW! | Megan interrupts Rayna and Deacon having a moment. Um hello, Who do you think you are??? Yeah, OK, you're technically his girlfriend but still, STOP THAT.
THE FORECAST | Sorry, we can't hear you over all that sexual tension!
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THE COUPLE | American Horror Story: Coven's Fiona and The Axeman
THE LATEST | Cordelia gets her visions back (all it took was some kitchen shears to the eyes, no big deal) and discovers Fiona's plan to kill everyone so she can remain The Supreme. Cordelia reveals her vision to The Axeman, who is none too pleased to hear it!
OUCH! | After finding a bus pass in Fiona's purse (seriously, who prints those things anymore?) – thus confirming Fiona's bitchcraft plan — the Axeman takes an axe to Fiona's backside and kills her!
THE FORECAST | Gloomy. Note to self: Never date an axe serial killer, even if he claims to love you.
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THE COUPLE | Downton Abbey's Mary and Tony
THE LATEST | After getting rejected, Tony tells Mary he must now marry Mabel. And boyfriend does not waste any time! It doesn't take long until Mary learns of Tony and Mabel's engagement. She drafts a letter congratulating the lovers and sheds a tear (as do we).
OUCH! | At one point in the episode, Mary mentions how "the world moves on and we must move with it."
THE FORECAST | Gloomy. Is there ever any hope on this show?
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THE COUPLE | Sleepy Hollow's Ichabod and Abbie
THE LATEST | Fist bumps! New clothes! Bad reception! Creepy doll houses! These are just a few of the things our poor Ichabod and Abbie had to deal with in the season finale. Oh yeah, and then there is that whole thing with Ichabod being buried alive.
AWW! | How cute is Ichabod with technology? We love his discovery of emoticons: "'On my way colon closed parenthesis.' Oh, it's a man's face! I suppose that's charming."
THE FORECAST | In Purgatory. Ichabod is trapped in a coffin, Abby's relegated to the aforementioned dollhouse and Katrina is now transplanted into our realm. Gonna be a long wait for September!
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THE COUPLE | How I Met Your Mother's Marshall and Lily
THE LATEST | Don't these two know? Nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m. In a fight to end all fights, Marshall and Lily unpause and duke it out – she calls him selfish while Marshall calls her art a "hobby" and then passively aggressively asks if he and Marvin were simply her "consolation prize" for her failed art career. Eeeek.
OUCH! | Lily storms off and has someone pick her up from the hotel.
THE FORECAST | Cloudy with some sun. After all, they say it's always darkest before dawn.
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THE COUPLE | The Vampire Diaries' Klaus and Caroline
THE LATEST | Wowzas! Taking a trip into the woods, Klaus and Caroline make like rabbits and hook up! (Hopefully they didn't super-speed through the good parts.)
OUCH! | Right before going at it, Caroline tells Klaus, "I'm in college, I'm building a life for myself. I have plans and a future and things that I want — and none of them involve you."
THE FORECAST | Gloomy. With Klaus on The Originals and him promising Caroline to "never come back," we don't see them happening anytime soon. (But please, Vampire writers, make it happen again and again and again.)
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THE COUPLE | Parenthood's Camille and Zeek
THE LATEST | Camille is back, but set on leaving again. Zeek tells her how much he missed her while she was away and that she isn't the only one who should have to make sacrifices. Zeek decides to sell the house – after all, he doesn't want to be away from her again.
AWW! | Do they have to sell the house? We love that house!
THE FORECAST | Sunny with some clouds. While we are all about seeing Camille and Zeek happy together, what will this mean for the rest of the family?
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THE COUPLE | Community's Troy and Britta
THE LATEST | Remember that one time Troy and Britta were a thing? We had almost forgotten about it ourselves (or maybe that was the gas leak?) until the series made a nod to the couple during Troy's farewell. "I'm better at sex than Jeff, right?" Troy asks Britta before leaving. "I've yet to have anyone worse." she replies.
AWW! | Before Britta can Britta her goodbye to Troy, she hugs him and tells him how much he will be missed. Cue a classic Annie "Aww!"
THE FORECAST | Cloudy. The Troy/Britta ship has sailed... literally.
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THE COUPLE | Revenge's Sara/Daniel/Emily
THE LATEST | Sara's mom discovers she's been in cahoots with Daniel (whose married to Emily) – leaving Sara no choice but to abandon her relationship with the Grayson hunk. Daniel discovers Ems is behind it and gets violent, telling her, "Sterilizing you was my gift to the universe."
OUCH! | Emily has a fuzzy blackout moment due to her head injuries and wakes up in Conrad's bed! WTF!
THE FORECAST | Lightning. This triangle is pointy enough to make our heads spin! Is it March 9th yet?