Quotes Of The Week For April 10, 2016
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"What is there for me in a world without you?"
As Abbie makes peace with her imminent death, Ichabod (Tom Mison) voices the question we're all asking
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"Pissin' our pants yet?"
Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), greeting his potential victims
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"This is Lucille, and she is awesome."
Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), introducing his barbed-wire-covered bat
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"Not even teachers take 20 weeks of vacation!"
Jessica (Constance Wu) does not react well to the news that Melrose Place will be taking a summer hiatus
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"I don't even know why I'm talking to you two anyway. You can't even lock down a man."
Nervous bride Platt (Amy Morton) takes out her jitters on her formerly engaged gal pals Dawson and Burgess
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"I know how difficult this has been on you, and when the dust settles, I'd like to help bring you back into the community."
"Hmm. Well, I never left."
Johnnie Cochran (Courtney B. Vance) reaches out to courtroom rival Chris Darden (Sterling K. Brown) after the shocking verdict
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"We know the real Khaleesi is a black woman with three dragons — Scandal, Grey's and How to Get Away With Murder."
Debbie Allen gives us a "Yass, Queen!" moment while presenting ABC producing powerhouse Shonda Rhimes with the Black Girls Rock "Shot Caller" Award
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"She told me that I'd get to play a government agent, like Jason Bourne. Of course I get Jason Boring."
Little Phony Tony (Ben Giroux) says his role as a faux fed was less than rockin'
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"Did you happen to catch her name, DiNozzo?! Or is that not the way dates work anymore?"
Gibbs (Mark Harmon) grills DiNozzo about the hook-up who wound up deceiving him
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"Did they teach you to bowl?"
"[adopts thick Russian accent] Vital part of training."
Paige (Holly Taylor) and her spy mother Elizabeth (Keri Russell) share a rare laugh
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"I'm not ready to speak to you — except to say that you've ruined cake for me. And rainbows."
Super-conservative Grandma Agnes (Frances Conroy) is still reeling from grandson Kenny coming out to her using a rainbow cake emblazoned with the words "I'm Gay"
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"Who the Hell are you?!"
"Who the Hell am I...? That question is more appropriate than you know."
Hades' (Greg Germann) welcome to Oz is less than... warm
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"Because eventually I'm not gonna be able to go on, and when that happens, I don't believe you'll be there."
A stranded-in-the-wild Stefan (Paul Wesley) tells his brother Damon the cold, hard truth about why his current predicament is so tough
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"You don't need to see a badge because Matt Donovan is the finest, bravest, least stupid cop you've ever met."
Damon (Ian Somerhalder) pays frenemy Matt a sarcastic compliment while compelling a cop to believe he's the Mystic Falls officer
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"Whoa. You're friends with Drake?"
"Never met him. But we're cut from the same exact cloth: ambitious, soulful, fantastic beard game."
"He's Canadian."
"Drake is out."
Dre (Anthony Anderson) thinks he's found the perfect legal guardian for his kids, before hearing a harsh truth from his co-workers
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"So, you're saying Norman Reedus has a whole show of just riding motorcycles around the country? Is AMC just giving out vibrators to go with that?"
If Norman Reedus wasn't already aware of his large female following, he certainly is now, thanks to Chris Hardwick
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"Home at last! With all the makings of a perfect evening — Thai food, a bottle of Pinot and my two favorite ladies."
"Wait, two? Is that a joke about my boobs?"
When it comes to Rick (Nathan Fillion), Beckett (Stana Katic) and "Lucy," three is definitely a crowd
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"Wait — you can monitor our dreams...?"
"Of course. For example, last night you had a rollicking fantasy involving a young nurse—"
"OK, Gideon."
The Waverider's AI is privy to Sara's (Caity Lotz) fond remembrances of Lindsay from the 1950s
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"Come on! It's not like he created the Prius — which actually works."
Lucifer (Misha Collins) objects to the idea that God is great because he created mankind
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"You're coming? Good. With Mack on bed rest, we could use the extra muscle."
"Well, he's the only one with extra muscles, but I'll come anyway."
Coulson (Clark Gregg) fancies himself more brains than brawn
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"This just isn't what we do. You tell me when you're in trouble. You don't walk around scared and alone — not when you have me, do you hear me? Not when you have my grandbaby."
A pregnant teen's mom (Rebecca McFarland), chastising her in the most reassuring way possible for not admitting that she was expecting