Quotes Of The Week For April 3, 2016

"I saw that winning the people back wasn't going so well."

"I have tried everything I can think of. Last night, I helped a family assemble their IKEA table!"

As any IKEA customer knows, Kara's (Melissa Benoist) latest act of heroism was her most challenging yet

"All four of you, standing there, doing nothing. You look like the attractive yet non-threatening, racially diverse cast of a CW show."

With the recent arrival of The Flash in National City, Cat (Calista Flockhart) has no idea how right she is

"You want to kill Cat Grant and Supergirl, and I want to kill Cat's assistant, who's protected by them both. Figured we could team up."

"Like an evil Taylor Swift squad?"

Siobhan (Italia Ricci) and Livewire (Brit Morgan) have some bad blood of their own to settle

"I know this seems like a lot, but last night, I watched a wilderness expert demonstrate the ins and outs of outdoor survival."

"Bear Grylls?"

"Reese Witherspoon. I watched Wild twice."

Kenny (Noah Galvin) has his own ways of preparing for an overnight camping trip

"The hope of the beginning?! You mean when you had a girlfriend and I saw you, like, twice a week and half the time that we f—ed you covered my face with a pillow because you couldn't handle the guilt? Do you remember that?"

Marnie (Allison Williams) reacts incredulously to husband Desi's plea to remember "the hope of the beginning" while she considers a divorce

"OK, from now on I'm buying flats. I mean, these assaults are weekly, it's ridiculous. It's so not conducive to high fashion."

Donna (Charlotte Ross) kicks back her heels, as the going gets tough

"Curtis?!"

"How do you know that bee's name?"

Something is bugging Donna (Charlotte Ross)

"I thought people kept things unlocked in the '60s?!"

Jake (James Franco) is frustrated in his and Sadie's inability to find a car to "borrow"

"If I were in my car and getting ready to reverse, and saw Donald in the backup camera, I'm not confident which pedal I'd push."

Ted Cruz keeps it brutally honest when asked to share his feelings about Donald Trump, his rival for the GOP presidential nomination

"It's like a freakin' Adele concert in here!"

Liv (Rose McIver) is annoyed when a murder suspect devolves into tears during an interrogation

"Come sit down. Let me take a look at you."

"Are you sure you want to? Hades sort of knocked the handsome out of me."

Hook (Colin O'Donoghue) points out the obvious — he's a bloody mess

"Don't argue with your mother."

"But..."

"Or your mother."

Regina (Lana Parrilla) lays down the law, on behalf of both her and Emma

"Battle axe!"

"Upper cut!"

"Disembowelment!"

"Guys. I was a baby. My first word was 'da-da.'"

While celebrating Rosa's (Stephanie Beatriz) engagement, Amy, Charles and Gina attempt to prove how much they know about her — with limited success

"Mr. Cochran, take a good look where you're standing. We're in the South. Haven't you smelled the scent of mint julep and condescension in the air? Right behind you is a statue of a Confederate soldier holding a rifle. 'With all due respect,' I don't know if you play as well in Dixie."

F. Lee Bailey (Nathan Lane) argues a good case for taking the legal reins while in North Carolina

"At least she got my good side."

"[Smiles] There are no bad sides."

Casey (Jesse Spencer) reacts to a reporter's candid mid-rescue photo — and Cruz (Joe Minoso) confirms what we already knew about the handsome firefighter

"She's not talking to the cops. You ever seen Making a Murderer?"

No, random guest star, Severide clearly doesn't have time to binge-watch addicting Netflix series

"Do we take this debris back with us, study it?"

"Uh, yeah, sure. if you've been working out. 'Cause it weighs like 100,000 tons. It's a building."

The imploded ATCU debris is no ball of tin foil, Fitz (Iain De Caestecker) makes clear to Mack (Henry Simmons)

"With your big boobs? That dress would look great."

"Are you kidding? No, I'd be spilling out of this thing! And not in a sexy, on-purpose, Christina Hendricks type of way."

Despite Valencia's (Gabrielle Ruiz) protests, Rebecca (Rachel Bloom) knows the disadvantages of having a big chest

"You're telling me lice see an innocent child in a dirty home, drinking a sweet soda, and they don't want in on that? Lice live for that. They're the pedophiles of the insect world."

Jessica (Constance Wu), attempting to convince Louis (Randall Park) that their son got lice from drinking orange soda at a friend's house

"This world needs men that are willing to make the hard call... Only I do the one thing that you can't. You hit 'em and they get back up, I hit 'em and they stay down!"

Frank Castle (Jon Bernthal) denotes the difference between vigilantism and punishment

"You've been trying to get me into bed since Day 1. Why are you saying no?"

"Frankly, my dear, I'm as baffled as you are. I mean, usually I'd leap at the chance to fulfill my carnal desire, but..."

"What am I doing? Why am I here, drunk, throwing myself at you?"

"It happens to the best, I promise."

Lucifer (Tom Ellis) just says no to a drunken Chloe's (Lauren German) advances

"The ladies will be left in 1958."

"What about Ray?"

"Like I said."

When the Waverider spaceship takes off without three of its members, Snart (Wentworth Miller) takes a dig at Ray's expense