Quotes Of The Week For Oct. 30, 2016

"The big question is what to order on Pay-Per-View. Ooh, I hope they have that Hugh Grant-Meryl Streep movie that sounds like a black lady. Florence Foster Jenkins. Baby, they already got Florence Foster Jenkins!"

Randall (Sterling K. Brown) gets excited about his entertainment options

"Suck. My. Nuts."

Abraham (Michael Cudlitz), getting in the last word on his killer, Negan

"Maggie, I'll find you."

Glenn (Steven Yeun), using his last breath to reassure his wife

SUPERGIRL

"If you think that's cool, you should see my other jet."

POTUS (Lynda Carter) leaves Kara Wonder-ing....

"Jack, just name one thing to do if a bear attacks."

"Die. You die. I've seen it."

Jack (Joel McHale) can't make sense of the listicle Brooke (Susannah Fielding) is asking him to help create

"According to a poll, Donald Trump is on track to get more black votes than any Republican presidential candidate since Richard Nixon. Now keep in mind, Richard Nixon got four black votes."

"I half-expected to catch you trying on her wigs and clothes, all Norman Bates-like."

Connor (Jack Falahee) wonders if Wes is even closer to Annalise now that he's hiding out in their mentor's house

"I was gathering intel until you two walked in. I swear, you Americans couldn't stand out more if you tried."

"Don't move!"

[Fleming takes notice of Rufus]

"I stand corrected."

Ian Fleming (guest star Sean Maguire) spies someone a bit out of place in Nazi Germany

"What's that?"

"Your wife just made a move on Words with Friends. I really need to change my alerts."

Sweating out a possible trade is no game to Blip (Mo McRae)

"Well, @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president."

President Obama has the perfect retort to Donald Trump's tweet calling him the worst POTUS in U.S. history

"Please tell me you meant to do the whole thing with the axe and the chain. Just say yes."

Kono (Grace Park) nearly got a hair (or, gulp, more) cut during Adam's bit of derring-do

"I'm not sure I can stomach another Wells with your bedside manner."

"I care for you, too, you jackwagon."

Admit it, Cisco (Carlos Valdes) and Harry (Tom Cavanagh) — you're gonna miss each other!

"Well, this is so exciting. The three of us haven't been together since we robbed Kim Kardashian."

Martin Short makes a(n ill-advised?) joke at the start of his joint interview with Steve Martin

"If I've learned one thing from Lost, it's that you don't go opening secret hatches."

Jackson (Franz Drameh) is not as gung-ho as "Grey" about breaking into Rip's secret room

"Konnichiwa, scumbag!"

Mick (Dominic Purcell) "fires" away at the Shogun

"I've been sober a little more than three years. Now, I'm not addicted to anything except yoga. But, that's OK, because what kind of trouble could I get into, lying on the floor all sweaty — pushing my body to its limits?"

Why can't Christy's (Anna Faris) Alcoholics Anonymous share double as a come-on to the hottie in the front row?

"Where's your eject button?"

Lori Greiner tries to make Kevin O'Leary disappear during a heated exchange

"The Chicago Cubs are in the World Series this year, hoping to win their first championship in 108 years. Just think: In a couple of weeks, the Cubs could have won a World Series, and we could have a woman president. Or, they could both lose to a racist mascot."

"He had a drug problem, right?"

"Only if you consider ingesting millions of dollars' worth of cocaine a problem. I call it a Tuesday."

Lucifer (Tom Ellis) always gets the best... lines

"There's a place for you in [my world], Mom..."

"I'll get there, I know I will... I'm just gonna need you to go slow with me."

"Slower than we've been going? Mom, we're like an episode of The Night Of."

Kenny (Noah Galvin) invites Eileen (Martha Plimpton) to his "big gay world"

"Do it! His biggest fear is that one of you is gonna press [your button]. His biggest fear!"

"No, my biggest fear is that when I die, I will continue to hear your voice in my head for eternity. That will be my hell."

Blake Shelton schools Adam Levine while simultaneously trying to ward off competition for his "Steal" of R&B sensation Jason Warrior

"Heather is the puppet... and everyone's the master!"

Kelly tries — and fails — to accuse Heather of being a "puppet master"

"Thank you, Sheldon. This is a fun surprise."

"Aw, well the real surprise is how surprised you are that I'm great at surprises."

"That's not a surprise at all. If I knew you were good at surprises, I would have expected the surprise and therefore not have been surprised, but as it is, I didn't know and therefore my surprise should be unsurprising."

"Don't get me all randy! Guests are on the way."

Sheldon (Jim Parsons) gets turned on by Amy's (Mayim Bialik) extremely thorough analysis of his surprise

"Why don't more of them swim?"

"Slavery."

It only takes Issa (Issa Rae) one carefully selected word to end colleague Ken's (Mason McCulley) insensitive line of questioning about the young black students they've taken to the beach

"The reason why my baby and I work is because I let him be a man, and he lets me be a woman."

"Bitch, I'mma call bell hooks on you!"

Tiffany's (Amanda Seales) relationship philosophy is not living up to the feminist principles favored by Kelli (Natasha Rothwell) — or, more likely than not, the author she's name-checking

"When are you gonna give up this P.I. act? So far you've had two cases — in one, the girl died, and the other, you never found her. In baseball we call that an O-fer."

"I'm happy."

"Of course you are. You get to drink Scotch all day and have sex with me."

Jim's girlfriend Valerie (Jamie Chung)... has a point

"I'm gonna go to Johnny Galecki's house and give him a sponge bath."

Joel McHale reveals how he's going to show his appreciation for The Great Indoors' post-Big Bang Theory time slot