Quotes Of The Week For Nov. 27, 2016

"Our big problem is we're short a couple of capacitors."

"Like a flux capacitor?"

"No. Those don't exist."

For a time traveler, Rufus (Malcolm Barrett) should be more forgiving of Wyatt's Back to the Future-based knowledge

"This is our home now, so you'll learn to start to call me by my name. Not Marsha, not dear, not honey — Maggie. Maggie Rhee."

Glenn's widow (Lauren Cohan), after giving Gregory a well-deserved sock in the jaw

"Cindy wants a Fitbit, and when Cindy doesn't get what she wants, Brick doesn't get what he wants: Reading time.

Having a girlfriend hasn't changed Brick (Atticus Shaffer) at all

"Mmm... does this taste better because it's wrong?"

"It tastes better because we didn't make it."

Frankie (Patricia Heaton) and Mike (Neil Flynn) sneak a taste of Nancy Donahue's Thanksgiving casserole

"For a place that caters to aliens, they have some pretty good chicken wings."

"How do you know that's chicken...?"

Kara (Melissa Benoist) gives Winn (Jeremy Jordan) some extraterrestrial food for thought

"The connections you've made here will last a lifetime. Look to your left. Look to your right. Those are the people you'll be splitting the settlement check with."

Colbert gives the Trump University commencement speech

"I can't believe you're in here... I can't believe you did this. Why did you do this?"

"Somebody needed to take responsibility."

"No, that's not true. That's not how the justice system works. Juries hang, murderers go free, O.J. Simpson wasn't convicted. Why the f—k were you?"

Helen (Maura Tierney) can't get over the fact that Noah (Dominic West) is in prison

"A Muslim chaplain and a yogi?"

"Spirituality encompasses all faiths, Agent Torres. It's through inclusion, not division, that one becomes whole."

"Neat."

Torres (Wilmer Valderrama) gets a hippie-dippy mouthful from a person of interest

"So... you're God's wife."

"Ex-wife."

"Oh."

"I prefer not to be defined by Him."

"Of course. Of course."

Dr. Linda (Rachael Harris) tries not to be awed by the truly awesome Charlotte (Tricia Helfer)

"My hands are dancing. These knives are a part of me, like that Scissorhands guy. What's his name again? Is it Rick Snip?"

Nick (Jake Johnson) is great with knives. Pop culture, on the other hand...

"Look at that, Mom. I'm gonna be a hero."

"Why are you looking up? Your mother is still alive."

"I'm looking at Chicago."

"You think Chicago is up?"

"It's north."

Schmidt (Max Greenfield) is rightfully confused when Nick (Jake Johnson) calls out to his mother

"I know it feels like you have all the time in the world... but you don't. So stop playing it so cool. Catch the moments of your life. Catch them while you're young and quick. Because sooner than you know it, you'll be old and slow. And there'll be no more of them to catch. And when a nice boy who adores you offers you pie... say thank you."

William (Ron Cephas Jones) drops some sage Thanksgiving wisdom on Kevin's date Olivia

"I...am a good girl. I say my prayers every night. I give a dollar every day to a homeless guy on the off-ramp."

"That's very generous."

"I didn't kiss a boy, real, until I was 17."

"That's one lucky guy."

"And sex..."

"Waiting until you get married?"

[Sylvie takes off her coat to reveal she's only wearing undergarments]

"No. No chance in hell."

"Whoa."

"I sang in the church choir, too."

"Hallelujah to that."

A nervous Sylvie (Kara Killmer) seduces a shocked Antonio (Jon Seda)

"Let me be unequivocal: We are never, ever getting back together. Ever."

"You don't have to throw our song in my face."

Petra (Yael Grobglas) hits Scott (Wes Armstrong) where it really hurts — with an assist from Taylor Swift

"Donald Trump, the president-elect of the United States, spent the weekend in a Twitter fight with a Broadway musical. But once he's done with that, it's on to you, ISIS! Don't think you're off the hook. You'll get your tweet soon enough."

"Pretty cool, huh? I feel like Dexter... I think. I never actually saw the show. The billboard gave me nightmares."

Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio) may be willing to suit up and kill a turkey, but he can't bring himself to watch Showtime's serial killer drama

"I don't mess with computers, OK? Ever since I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail, I was like, 'No, thank you. I'm done with this.'"

Needless to say, Pimento (Jason Mantzoukas) took a certain computer game very seriously

"He said he was a god."

"That... that's nice. That's not scary. At all."

Barry (Grant Gustin) gives Cisco (Carlos Valdes) the 411 on their new almighty foe

"There's a lot of businesses around here. He could be grabbing coffee, picking up laundry or, God forbid, doing CrossFit."

"Didn't you do CrossFit?"

"That was Kensi — but she talked about it so much, it made me feel like I did it."

Deeks (Eric Christian Olsen) remembers Kensi giving his ears a workout