TV Dictionary 2017
2017 tv dictionary bangaversary jane the virgin
bangaversary, Jane the Virgin
(n.) Date marking the passage of time since a couple first, well, banged.
2017 tv dictionary barty the middle
barty, The Middle
(n.) A party thrown by agricultural students in a barn.
Origin: The term was coined by the future farmers, Axl wanted to make it clear. "I didn't name it, Brick!"
2017 tv dictionary brokeanomics the mayor
brokeanomics, The Mayor
(n.) Courtney's time-tested financial plan, which allows one to scrape by on low funds by, as Jermaine explained to Valentina, "reusing Band-Aids, jacking your neighbor's cable," etc.
2017 tv dictionary bus face superior donuts
bus face, Superior Donuts
(n.) The expression Maya developed in order to keep people from bothering her when she's taking public transit; pictured at left.
2017 tv dictionary butt timing real housewives of new york city
butt-timing, The Real Housewives of New York City
(v.) FaceTiming with the lens directed at one's posterior, a la Sonja, reminding her beau what he was missing while she was away on holiday.
2017 tv dictionary cock holster stephen colbert
c–k holster, The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
(n.) Schlong holder.
In a sentence: In an epic takedown of Donald Trump — well, one of them, anyway — the late-night host said 45 was so poorly spoken that "the only thing [his] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's c–k holster."
2017 tv dictionary cooking juice modern family
cooking juice, Modern Family
(n.) What Claire calls the wine she drinks when playing top chef (as opposed to the wine she enjoys any other time).
2017 tv dictionary debunot below deck
debunot, Below Deck
(n.) A socialite who dropped out of "society."
In a sentence: "I'm a little more debunot," explained Southern belle Baker, "than debutante."
2017 tv dictionary dick meter insecure
d–k meter, Insecure
(n.) A metaphorical gauge of how much sex a woman is having.
In a sentence: "One day I looked over," Molly told Issa, " and my d–k meter was all the way on E."
2017 tv dictionary doornt brooklyn nine nine
doorn't, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
(n., v.) Not only a fake door but also sorta what you should do with one.
In a sentence: "This door is fake," Jake observed while visiting the set of Serve & Protect. "Not a real door. It's a doorn't. As in, doorn't open this."
2017 tv dictionary f fog veep
f— fog, Veep
(n.) Condition that leaves its sufferers so distracted by sex that they are likely to make poor decisions.
Syn.: "the fever of the sausage," per Minna.
2017 tv dictionary fundrager vanderpump rules
fundrager, Vanderpump Rules
(n.) A party that raises money for a charity as well as hands in the air (like one just doesn't care).
Origin: "For my birthday, I'm not just doing a rager, I'm doing a fundrager," explained Tom Sandoval, who donated dough from his bash to Project Elevate.
2017 tv dictionary gorked greys anatomy
gorked, Grey's Anatomy
(adj.) Tossed out by Amelia, actual medical slang for brain-dead.
2017 tv dictionary history puff will grace
history puff, Will & Grace
(n.) A gay-history buff.
Ant.: Will's young date, Blake, who didn't know the difference between Stonewall and Stonehenge.
2017 tv dictionary hotation insecure
hotation, Insecure
(n.) Issa's term for lovers acquired and kept in rotation during one's "ho phase."
2017 tv dictionary house heels modern family
house heels, Modern Family
(n.) Stilettos that, while sexy for Gloria's home use, are inappropriate for walking the mall.
2017 tv dictionary hush puppies
hush puppies, 2 Broke Girls
(n.) Dog biscuits that keep one from getting busted by K-9 cops for carrying pot.
Secret ingredient: per Earl, pot.
2017 tv dictionary john hancock jane the virgin
John Hancock, Jane the Virgin
(n.) An autograph on a nude photo, with an emphasis, presumably, on the "c–k."
In a sentence: Not only did Rogelio affix his name to the X-rated picture, "I signed my name over my goodies," he noted.
2017 tv dictionary kevent this is us
Kevent, This Is Us
(n.) An event, such as a charity gala, tied to Kevin's stardom.
In a sentence: "You know I love me a good Kevent," exclaimed Beth.
2017 tv dictionary love puddle veep
love puddle, Veep
(n.) Liquid remnants of a hookup.
In a sentence: After having sex with Andrew in Selina's office, his mistress left him a message saying that "I get so hot thinking of the president sitting in our love puddle."
2017 tv dictionary loverboss the affair
loverboss, The Affair
(n.) Furkat's term for his role in Whitney's life.
Origin: "I'm her lover," Furkat explained to Whitney's incredulous father, Noah. "And her boss. I'm her loverboss."
2017 tv dictionary man school summer house
Man School, Summer House
(n.) According to himbo Carl, an educational institution where the oblivious are taught the obvious.
In a sentence: "Who am I going to talk to? Oh, the blonde girl that's attractive and also is, like, smiling and wanting to hang out with me? That's Day 2 of Man School."
2017 tv dictionary minfant american housewife
minfant, American Housewife
(n.) "A man mixed with an infant," per Greg.
Example: Wife Katie's incorrigible old college pal, Billy.
2017 tv dictionary nickerdoodle
Nickerdoodle, The Bachelor
(n.) A cookie with Nick's face on it, made for him and date du jour Danielle L. by his hometown bakery.
2017 tv dictionary pajama party position will grace
pajama-party position, Will & Grace
(n.) A manner of sitting that is so gay that "no heterosexual man has ever sat this way," per Jack. "If a sitting position could have a lisp," added Will, "it would be that one." Demonstrated at left.
2017 tv dictionary platinum star gay will grace
platinum-star gay, Will & Grace
(n.) A gay man who, like Jack, has "never touched a vajeen."
Orig.: "The gold-star gay has never been with a woman," Will gaysplained to Grace. "Platinum haven't been with a woman, and they were born via C-section."
2017 tv dictionary riverdale friendervention
friendervention, Riverdale
(n.) Veronica's term for an emotional check-up initiated by one's besties.
2017 tv dictionary sasshole the voice
sasshole, The Voice
(n.) One who takes their sassiness too far, at least in Blake Shelton's estimation.
2017 tv dictionary saturday drunk. insecurepng
Saturday drunk, Insecure
(adj.) The most extreme and celebratory kind of intoxicated, a weekday rarity... except for Kelli.
In a sentence: "Girl, your party was so much fun!" Kelli told Issa. "I haven't been Saturday drunk on a Thursday in, like, a week."
2017 tv dictionary slawsages the real oneals
slawsage, The Real O'Neals
(n.) Breakfast sausages dipped in coleslaw.
Origin: Jimmy invented the unconventional dish and was so sure that it would be a hit that, upon hearing his mom's skepticism, he told her, "When slawsages sweep the nation, don't ask me to buy you a house."
2017 tv dictionary the bachelor slob kebab
slob kebab, The Bachelor: The Women Tell All
(n.) An individual who engages in unpleasant or unacceptable behavior.
Origin: Upset that Corinne had napped through a rose ceremony and used her breasts to attract Nick's attention, Elizabeth said that her rival had gone beyond "unleashing your khaleesi" to become a slob kebab.
2017 tv dictionary whisper argue the real oneals
whisper-argue, The Real O'Neals
(v.) Eileen's word for the most discreet manner of bickering.
In a sentence: "Pat, can I whisper-argue with you over here for a second, please?"
2017 tv dictionary fauxjob dynasty
fauxjob, Dynasty
(n.) An instance of oral pleasuring that didn't really occur.
Example: When Michael rejected Fallon, she made trouble by giving his new squeeze the impression that she'd put her former honey where her mouth is.
flash barry iris gold standard
The Gold Standard, The Flash
(n.) A Barry-and-Iris level of romance and resilience that other couples can only hope their relationship attains
lucifer tunnel buddies
tunnel buddies, Lucifer
(n.) Two men who have gotten to know the same woman in the... biblical sense. In a sentence: "Reese is your ex-husband? So we're tunnel buddies!"
legends beebo day
Beebo Day, Legends of Tomorrow
(n.) An alternative to Christmas, in a timeline where a temporally displaced talking toy from the 1990s was discovered by Norsemen and worshiped as a god
flash breakup cube
breakup cube, The Flash
(n.) A hologram-projecting box that one does not want to receive from their Earth-Two girlfriend. (Not to be confused with a similar-looking cube sent by scantily-clad girlfriends on Christmas and birthdays.)