9-1-1: Best Ridiculous Moments
911-baby-flushed-down-toilet
That moment when a baby was trapped in the plumbing...
Not to worry: The newborn survived.
911-snake-head-chopped-off
That moment when Buck chopped a snake's head off...
Chimney's reaction was gold!
911-firehose-rescue
That moment when Buck hosed down a home intruder...
Dude went flying!
911-rollercoaster-fail
That moment when 9-1-1 suddenly morphed into a Final Destination movie...
Yeah, we're never getting on a roller coaster again.
911-chimney-rebar-head
That moment when Chimney got into a minor fender bender...
"Holy crap" is right!
911-flying-bouncy-house
That moment when a bounce house took flight...
... with multiple children and a full-grown adult inside!
911-snake-girl-sex
That moment when Bobby caught Buck and the snake wrangler having sex on a roof...
Apparently reptile decapitation is a real turn on!
911-suicide-balcony-rescue
That moment when Buck prevented a man from jumping to his death, and made sure to look cool while doing it...
Keep doing you, Buck!
911-therapist-sex
That moment when Buck's therapist had sex with him during their first (and only) therapy session...
This was after she had already added him on Facebook, because that's ethical.
911-dead-guy-in-pool-high-five
That moment when Buck and Abby high-fived after saving a child stuck in an electrified pool...
Umm, you guys, the kid's dead nanny is still floating behind you!
911-emergency-tracheotomy
That moment when Abby was forced to perform an emergency tracheotomy on Valentine's Day...
Chew your bread before you swallow, Buck!
911-plane-engagement-heart-attack
That moment when this nincompoop faked a potential plane crash to propose to his girlfriend...
... and his girlfriend wound up having a cardiac episode, forcing an actual emergency landing!
911-valentines-day-crazy-lady
That moment when a crazy woman cut up her date, then superglued him back together...
Did we mention she also wanted to cut out Athena's heart and put it inside the man's corpse?
911-abusive-boyfriend-shot-tree-bullet-karma
That moment when an abusive boyfriend got shot by a bullet lodged in a tree, years after his girlfriend took the shot and missed him...
Karma's a b—tch!
911-chimney-rebar-cake
That moment when no one at the firehouse thought this cake was offensive...
When did Adam Braverman become so insensitive?
911-tiger-gets-revenge
That moment when a tiger hunted down and killed a millionaire dentist poacher...
Somewhere, Cecil the Lion is smiling.
911-psycho-bath-salts
That moment when Athena shot a man who was eating people...
In his defense, there was a full moon.
911-tanning-bed-death
That moment when Hen tried to revive a man burned in a tanning bed accident...
Dude was baked.
911-tapeworm
That moment when Buck pulled a six-foot tapeworm out of a man's derrière...
You never forget your first!
911-three-women-in-labor
That moment when three different women went into labor during yoga...
... and one of them insisted on delivering her baby on her own.
9-1-1-buck-bowling-ball
That moment when Buck got hit in the face with a bowling ball...
A+ physical comedy!
9-1-1-cuckoo-clock-saw-trap
That moment when Chimney had to diffuse a booby trap rigged to an electric saw...
He'd already had rebar pierce through his skull. Surely he'd bounce back from being chopped in half... right?
9-1-1-dead-catfish
That moment when Buck tried to do the coroner's job...
Yeah, huuuuge mistake.
9-1-1-not-dead-guy
That moment when a not-so-dead guy woke up seconds before his autopsy...
Turned out this was a recurring problem for the bearded fellow, who suffers from narcolepsy with cataplexy.