Quotes Of The Week: Power Book IV, Billions, Lone Star, Big Brother And More

A Celebrity Big Brother houseguest, a beloved member of the Power-verse and one of Station 126's veteran firefighters are among those who delivered our favorite Quotes of the Week.

In the list below, we've gathered 10-plus memorable sound bites from television's past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got a peek into Vigilante's puzzling psyche on Peacemaker, a Next Level Chef critique that no cook would ever want to receive, and 9-1-1: Lone Star's nod to Rob Lowe's time on a certain political drama. (Speaking of politics, those actually come up in our chosen line from The Kings of Napa, too.)

Double doses of How I Met Your Father and Billions also make an appearance in this week's roundup.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"I always imagine the world of politics to be really smart people walking briskly down corridors, talking real fast and all sort of sounding alike."

In other words, Owen (Rob Lowe) learned everything he knows about the political world from watching himself on The West Wing

"This is the worst episode of Gilmore Girls ever."

Valentina (Francia Raisa), upon hearing Sophie and her young mom Lorelai—err, Lori, discuss how Lori hooked up with Woody Harrelson while nine months pregnant

"See, when I was a boy, my mother caught me talking to one of her wigs. She put me in therapy shortly after, and Dr. Wallace helped me realize the wigs were just a substitute for my mother's affection — and I haven't had a conversation with a wig in months."

Charlie (Tom Ainsley), still in desperate need of therapy

"The good Lord hath blessed me with a badonkadonk that's out of this world."

Todrick Hall proudly sums up why he excelled at the latest Head of Household competition

"We can't use duct tape. That will hurt their skin when they try to take it off."

"So, you're compassionate about tape, but not about brutally murdering people....?"

"[Adrian thinks for a moment] Yes."

Economos (Steve Agee) learns about the dichotomy that is Vigilante (Freddie Stroma)

"You hold a grudge like a Republican."

Yvette (Heather Simms), to a still-steamed Vanessa

"You don't wanna see in there. Lotsa blood and busted-up s—t."

"I guess my cleaning lady is going to be pissed."

"Not as pissed as your pool guy."

Reacher (Alan Ritchson) left bodies on both land and "sea" during a melee at Hubble's home

"Visually, to be honest, this dish has Cruise Ship Buffet vibes going on."

Richard says nyet to Pyet's pork dish presentation

"This is about as normal as a Gaylord Perry mystery pitch. Just loaded up with viscous slime."

Chuck Sr. (Jeffrey DeMunn), describing a shady real estate deal to his son with a snarl

"Dior Sauvage. So that was the stench hovering around him like Pigpen? You can't trust a man who wears cologne before 10 am."

Wags (David Costabile) judgmentally tells Scooter about their Olympics contact, Colin

"Honestly, Tom Brady can eat a d—k. But Larry Bird? Larry Bird's a g—damn national treasure."

New York native Tommy (Joseph Sikora) sticks up for the Celtics great after someone mistakes him for a Bostonian and rags on that city's sports heroes

"'Grogu'...? Whoa, that's a terrible name. No way am I calling you that."

Peli Motto (Amy Sedaris) is aghast to learn Bright Eyes' actual name