Quotes Of The Week: Days Of Our Lives, Big Brother, Tales Of TWD And More

Sunday morning has come around once again, as has a fresh batch of our favorite Quotes of the Week.

In the list below, we've gathered 10 of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got criticism of Days of Our Lives' Leo Stark that unexpectedly turned into glowing praise, a post-game question for Big Brother's Jasmine that we've long wanted answered, and John Oliver's latest swipe at his own network on Last Week Tonight.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Animal Kingdom's penultimate episode and the latest She-Hulk, plus quotable moments from Blood & Treasure, Harley Quinn and Tales of the Walking Dead.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"I find it remarkable, knowing what you know about Matty Cooper aka Leo Stark, that you would believe a single word that comes out of his mouth. He would say anything to save that perfect bubble ass of his."

We're not sure why Gwen (Emily O'Brien) felt the need to include that last detail in her testimony, but we're not mad about it either

"Never let your guard down. The prisoner is a very dangerous man."

"Is he going to serve me up with some fava beans and a nice Chian—"

"Ma'am, this is a prison."

"Of course."

Jen (Tatiana Maslany) channels Clarice en route to meeting Emil Blonsky aka Abomination

"That fight was so long ago, I'm a completely different person now. Literally."

Bruce (Mark Ruffalo) assures Jen that The Incredible Hulk's clash with Abomination is all a part of his, er, Edward Norton's past

"...I had to be the good son, the one who followed the rules, the one dealing with Dad's diapers. And you know we all just s—t in the water, so if you got to wear a diaper down there, you know things are messed up!"

Prince Shark (voiced by Gary Anthony Williams) airs his grievances to land-loving brother King Shark

"Happy belated birthday!"

"Thank you, Julie!"

"We saw you celebrate your birth day, your birth week and your birth month. Is this normal for you?"

Julie Chen Moonves calls out evictee Jasmine for her seemingly endless birthday celebrations inside the house

"Tell her how much you hate her hair. And your clothes! How? How are you wearing that many neck accessories?"

It being the apocalypse and all, Gina (Jillian Bell) encourages a co-worker to call out their obnoxious boss (Parker Posey)

"I want you to marry me... in Thailand on an elephant."

"Are you kidding?"

"No."

"Craig, if you're kidding, I'll cut you."

Since Craig (Ben Robson) wouldn't dare to be kidding, baby mama Renn (Christina Ochoa) accepts his FaceTime proposal

"Should I call an ambulance?"

"You should call someone who gives a s—t."

Getting a ring from a junkie about a strung-out Julia doesn't faze Mother of the Year Smurf (Leila George)

"Harper, you know I wouldn't be asking to take him with us if it wasn't important."

"It really warms a father's heart to hear that one."

To save the world, Danny (Matt Barr) is forced into some father (Mark Valley)-son time

"[Sarah, Inc.] honestly sounds like the title of a sitcom starring Kat Dennings that's already quietly disappeared from HBO Max. HBO Max: It's not TV. It's a series of tax write-offs to appease Wall Street."