Quotes Of The Week: Animal Kingdom, Westworld, Harley Quinn And More

With its Season 3 premiere last Thursday, HBO Max's Harley Quinn instantly earned not one, not two, but three spots in our latest Quotes of the Week compilation. Too many zingers to choose from!

In the list below, we've gathered a dozen of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, Harley Quinn's bon mots are joined by Better Call Saul's delightful reference to the events of Breaking Bad, an unexpected zoological debate on The Challenge: USA and a positively groan-worthy dad joke, courtesy of Blood & Treasure.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Only Murders in the Building (review the latest clues), plus quotable moments from Westworld, Animal Kingdom and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Crazy? I'll tell you what's crazy: Fifty-year-old high school chemistry teacher comes into my office. The guy is so broke he can't pay his own mortgage. One year later, he's got a pile of cash as big as a Volkswagen. That's crazy!"

Gee, to whom could Gene (Bob Odenkirk) be referring...?

"What? How could you do this to me?"

"Do you know what my name is...?"

Gordon (voiced by Christopher Meloni) is somehow shocked to be double-crossed by Harvey Dent (Andy Daly) aka... well, you know

"[Bane voiceover] I couldn't help but wonder: Was the teller telling the truth? Was I depressed? Perhaps my identity had been stolen — by myself."

Bane (voiced by James Adomian) gets called out for buying Carrie Bradshaw's wedding dress

"We've got an incredible show for you, folks, some great guests: Sinestro, Solomon Grundy, Kevin Spacey..."

Joker (voiced by Alan Tudyk) hypes the Villy Awards' villainous line-up

"That's not an animal."

"It's an animal."

"A great white shark is not an animal."

"Yes, it is."

"No. It's a fish."

"Still an animal."

"It's a fish!"

We could have watched this "Is a fish an animal?" debate between Domenick and the others play out all day

"Oh, baby, you know you're too old for the orphanage, right?"

Smurf (Leila George) "gently" reminds ward Baz that living under her roof is better than living under no roof

"...you need emotional balance."

"And you need a dermatologist."

Teleya (Michaela McManus) and Kelly (Adrianne Palicki) trade barbs as well as blows

"...my pronouns are he, him and his, and apparently my adverbs are almost, nearly and not quite."

Only Murders in the Building's Nathan Lane on being the most-nominated guest actor in Emmys history... but having yet to win

"Don't you want answers....? Do you work for the Vatican, or the Vatican't?"

"Please don't ever say that again."

Lexi (Sofia Pernas) tries to get Chuck (Mark Gagliardi) on board with a little kidnapping

"If my years in regional theater and wild orgies have taught me anything, it's that there's no getting rid of glitter."

Oliver (Martin Short) paints quite the mental picture when suggesting they plant a glitter bomb for the killer

"I call it the Mariah: It's a pound of glitter, a jar of rubber cement and just a nugget of C-4."

All we want for Christmas is Mariah Carey's reaction to this joke

"Chair!"

Dolores-Hale (Tessa Thompson), the "bored" god, summons herself a place to sit