Quotes Of The Week: Big Brother, Titans, Animal Kingdom, Stargirl And More

Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Pontiac Bandit, Big Brother's newest juror and the season's first Bachelor in Paradise guest host are just a few of the faces you'll see in our latest Quotes of the Week compilation.

In the list below, we've gathered more than 15 of the week's best TV sound bites, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Amy Poehler's suggestion for a steamy Making It spinoff, Titans' appreciation for an Emmy-winning AMC drama, John Oliver's lingering disdain for Elon Musk's recent Saturday Night Live appearance, and a lot of updates on Laura Dern's personal life, courtesy of The Other Two.

Also featured in this week's roundup: quotable moments from DC's Stargirl, Animal Kingdom, The Walking Dead and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Shouldn't you be upstairs with Clark Kent?"

"I'm kind of avoiding him at the moment."

"Trouble in Smallville?"

AJ (Nia Holloway) wants to know why Sarah (Stella Baker) isn't hanging out with her journalist boyfriend

"This week in gay news, Laura Dern had her BLL costars over for a Monopoly party, which I am living for. In more gay news, Laura Dern is slated to star in a new FX series, which I already stan... In more gay news, Laura Dern was spotted kayaking..."

Cary (Drew Tarver) delivers the hard-hitting news that gay viewers need to know

"She's very, very charming, and very persuasive. She's kind of like Medusa!"

Well, at least Victoria P. doesn't have snakes for hair

"I'm just looking forward to seeing a lot of those people on Cameo. I'm gonna make 'em say happy birthday to me for nine bucks."

Guest host David Spade predicts the Paradise residents' professional futures

"'Taliban Complaints Department' sounds like a sketch Elon Musk pitched to SNL."

"As always, I think there should be a spinoff where we follow the helpers. I assume that they're all hooking up. I feel like that would be a very sexy show."

Amy Poehler pitches a spinoff, before freestyling a song about the makers' industrious BTS workforce

"If Starman had seen this, I'm sure he would have promoted you from sidekick to, like, senior sidekick or.... He woulda been happy!"

Thunderbolt (voiced by Jim Gaffigan) checks out Stripesy's super robot

"Blue Valley declared this a historic home after the Zaricks departed."

"It'll be historic once I get my hands on The Shade!"

"What does that even mean?"

"I dunno. I'm amped!"

Hourman (Cameron Gellman) talks a good, if nonsensical, game

"You know what that noise actually is? That is God telling us to turn around."

"I'm pretty sure He would've ran that by me first."

Preacherman Gabriel (Seth Gilliam) refuses to let Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) read a divine warning into groaning pipes

"Let's see what you got. Kendrick Lamar, Meek Mill... really, a lot of Taylor Swift..."

"Psh! I'm over her. I barely even memorized all the lyrics to folklore."

Jake (Andy Samberg) will forever and always be a Swiftie

"I've met [Marzipan] like one time. I don't even know his first name."

"His first name is David. David Duke Marzipan."

"David Duke Marzipan??"

"Hey, don't you go profiling him for what he changed his name to! You can't judge a book by its cover."

"You can if it's written by David Duke!"

Jake (Andy Samberg) can go right ahead and judge a book by its white supremacist cover

"The job you used to have literally does not exist anymore. I mean, co-EP on some network procedural? Those shows are dinosaurs!"

We're pretty sure a few of Ryan Murphy's other shows — including, you know, 9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lone Star — would like a word with Ursula (Leslie Grossman)

"You know how to help everybody else, but you can't seem to ask for it yourself. You never did. Don't look sad. It's what makes you human. You don't want to be human, Day?"

Mx. Elijah (Travis Coles) imparts more wisdom upon David in time for the Season 2 finale

"Well done, my boy. Take that chemistry set, get yourself an RV, and you could have your very own television show."

Jonathan Crane (Vincent Kartheiser) nudges newbie drug cooker Jason to break bad

"Honestly, America can wipe their butt with the BB Bucks. You don't give them to me anyway."

Sarah Beth is definitely not bitter at all about receiving the lowest possible amount of BB Bucks from viewers for the last two weeks

"Does that mean, outside of the house, the two of you might start dating?"

"Expect the unexpected."

Derek X. invokes the reality series' longtime tagline when Julie Chen Moonves asks about his romantic future with fellow houseguest Hannah Chaddha

"Oh my God, the conversation keeps going around and around and around and around. Do we need to call PETA? Because she is beating this dead horse!"

Garcelle Beauvais' opinion of Dorit Kemsley has gone from subtly annoyed to unabashedly irritated, and we're here for it

"What that guy said was right — I am the devil."

"Andrew, the devil is just an angel who lost his way. God's the one who sent him away. What did he expect?"

Cassandra (Shakira Barrera) assures Pope (Shawn Hatosy) that he needn't put too much stock in the name he was called by a tripping cult member