Quotes Of The Week: High Potential, Abbott Elementary, Survivor And More

It's Sunday once again, and we're back with another edition of Quotes of the Week.

In the column below — which rounds up the best sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find a dozen shows represented, including The Morning Show, High Potential, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Abbott Elementary, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, The Amazing Race, Survivor and Outlander: Blood of My Blood.

Also featured in this week's roundup: Beyond the Gates mentions Bad Bunny, Chicago Med acknowledges a contingent of 'shippers and The Real Housewives of Miami delivers a memorable reunion moment.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)

11. HIGH POTENTIAL

"What's someone like you doing in a police station? Trying to make that mustache make sense?"

Morgan (Kaitlin Olson) probably wouldn't have said this if she knew she was speaking to her new boss — but she's not wrong for saying it

10. BEYOND THE GATES

"You deserve everything that you want in life, baby girl, you hear me? ... Even if it's that Bad Bunny or whoever."

Bad Bunny's big week continues with a shoutout from Leslie (Trisha Mann-Grant) on Beyond the Gates! It's even more impressive when you remember that CBS films this show several months in advance

9. CHICAGO MED

"OK, so everybody knows about the baby, and that Archer is the dad?"

"It's all anyone is talking about. Congratulations, by the way. I'm so happy for you guys. You know, I was always Team Dasher."

Chicago Med throws the 'shippers a bone

8. SURVIVOR

"I have had the same boyfriend, four-and-a-half years, I never cheated. Had the same friends since childhood. I've had the same nail tech since high school — I'm a loyal bitch, I promise you!" 

Sophi (without an E) tries to prove her loyalty to Alex by detailing her close ties with... her manicurist?! 

7. ABBOTT ELEMENTARY

"I'm gonna get 'em. Don't you worry."

"Well, based on everything I know about you, I'm actually very worried."

Gregory (Tyler James Williams) is regretting telling Melissa (Lisa Ann Walter) that her students are cheating

6. THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY

"You have no idea what I own. You don't know the facts about my business. You do French fries, I do franchise."

Angie schools Lisa on how their businesses differ

5. THE AMAZING RACE

"The mantra that we keep telling ourselves is that this is ultimately all about learning, not actually about powering through. We like learning. I have three degrees that are basically meaningless, but I have done a lot of learning!" 

Izzy (left) provides a unique perspective about the Race... and also education in America 

4. JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!

"Trump is reported to be 'seriously considering' invoking the Insurrection Act, which is a law from 1807 that would allow him to use the military to enforce his rules. This guy can't keep his insurrection in his pants anymore."

3. THE MORNING SHOW

"No trauma-free doves available? Jesus. Why don't we just try to keep the other ones alive? Y'know, the last thing I need is to get cancelled by PETA."

Yanko (Nestor Carbonell) doesn't react well to finding out that a key part of his proposal to Ariana has gone literally toe-up

2. OUTLANDER: BLOOD OF MY BLOOD

"I've seen ye. Ye ken what to do."

Maura (Bobby Rainsbury) has a matter-of-fact way of reassuring Dougal on her wedding night 

1. THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI

"She was cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician!"

Adriana delivers an instantly iconic line fit for a telenovela

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