Quotes Of The Week: Quantum Leap, Chicago P.D., Grey's, DWTS And More

We don't mean to brag or anything, but our latest Quotes of the Week compilation is one of our most robust ever.

In the list below, you'll find 30 (!) of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got an especially heartbreaking moment from Jesse Lee Soffer's final Chicago P.D. episode, Family Guy's spot-on description of a Friday-night trip to Blockbuster, a healthy level of self-awareness from House of the Dragon's Daemon, and The Good Fight's appreciation of a certain Bravo reality franchise (and, for that matter, So Help Me Todd's appreciation of The Good Wife).

Also featured in this week's full-to-bursting roundup: double doses of The Midnight Club, Abbott Elementary, Blood & Treasure, Ghosts, Grey's Anatomy and Station 19.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"I do not believe Alicent capable of cold murder."

"Hmm. Each of us is capable of depravity, and more than you would believe."

"I believe it of you."

"If you're accusing me of some depravity, you'll need to be more specific."

Rhaenyra (Emma D'Arcy) knows Daemon (Matt Smith) rather well

"You need a chief resident, and if you make me him, I will be mean, I will be bossy, and if I'm ever tempted to go soft, I will picture a return to OB, and I will get stronger... stronger like a vagina, which I've been forced to learn can stretch to 200 times its natural size and lift a 30-lb. weight just by flexing. I'll be the vagina... of the program if you'd let me."

Levi (Jake Borelli) pleads with Richard to move him out of obstetrics

"Who are the black scrubs for?"

"For me. For OB. The female body has become a war zone in this country, and pink is a peacetime color."

"Got it. So it's a statement?"

"No, it's more of a state of mind."

Jo (Camilla Luddington) explains to Link (Chris Carmack) why obstetrics is going dark

"We have got to work on your entrances. Maybe get you a bike bell?"

Ben (Raymond Lee), being super cute while reacting to Addison sneaking up on him

"I'm so excited for Bond Night. I love the Bond girls, I love being a woman. Because I think there is a superpower with my uterus."

Gabby Windey's latest rehearsal observation leaves partner Val Chmerkovskiy speechless

"Why are you talking to me about this and not Catgirl or someone?"

If Cindy (Meg DeLacy) wants into the JSA, maybe she could learn everyone's names?

"The banner is like the One Ring, and we need to send that sucker into Mount Doom before Lady Sauron takes over Middle-earth."

"Lord of the Rings. Solid analogy."

"Thanks, buddy!"

Chuck (Mark Gagliardi) awards geekdom points to Shaw (Michael James Shaw)

"Hey, God. It's me, Chuck. Donnelly. From work."

Chuck (Mark Gagliardi) asks for a special, I'm-about-to-defuse-a-nuke blessing

"Here it is, guys! This is where kids would come every Friday night and see their teacher wearing jeans."

Peter's (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) description of Blockbuster Video is so accurate, it's almost triggering

"I know who you are!"

"I know who you are, too. You're Abigail's second grandmother once removed. Or are you her second cousin twice removed? The family trees in this town get a little inbred."

Once again, Leo Stark (Greg Rikaart) says what we're all thinking

"I know all the tricks. For taller opponents, for armed opponents... Multiple opponents—"

"Well, now you're just trying to turn me on."

Lucy (Yasmine Al-Bustami) tries to whip Kate (Tori Anderson) into close combat-ready shape

"We do not say goodbye. We say [Namárië]. It means, 'Go toward goodness.'"

Elrond (Robert Aramayo), knowing his people are doomed, refuses to tell his friend Prince Durin IV goodbye, and we're beside ourselves

"If you guys thought the Malcolm X Games was cool, just wait until you see Rosa Parks and Rec."

Jacob (Chris Perfetti) is super pumped about his corny storytelling improv group

"I get it, though. If my Degrassi reenactment group showed up and performed here, I'd be excited, too."

OK, what do we have to do to see Janine's (Quinta Brunson) Degrassi reenactment group?

"Which Below Deck is it? I can hear you're watching it. It's Sailing Yacht, right? I love Captain Glenn."

"Yes, Season 2."

"Wait until Season 3... "

" ... No, don't tell me!"

A spoiler-averse Liz (Audra McDonald) discovers that she shares a TV obsession during a phone call with a woman claiming to be Virginia Thomas, the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

"I only want to say one last thing."

"Is it the singing show?"

Contestant Zach Newbould, delighting Blake Shelton by teasing Camila Cabello about how often she mentions that she was on The X Factor

"Where's Butternut?"

"Why should I tell you that, huh? You never told me when you spent all night playing Dance Dance Revolution with Becca!"

"For the millionth time, we're just dance friends!"

"No one is just dance friends with Becca!"

Becca's dance moves are clearly causing strife for exes Zack (Calum Worthy) and Marcy (Esther Povitsky)

"The mayor of Portland and the woman accusing him of a lurid affair? He's denying it. His wife is pulling an Alicia Florrick and standing by him."

Do we think Susan (Inga Schlingmann) is referring to The Good Wife here, or does that show actually share a universe with So Help Me Todd? If it's merely the former, at least Susan has good taste in TV

"Yeah, Spence kinda hates Mark."

"Why?"

"Well, he's young and cute and funny. And he ain't dying. What's not to hate?"

Anya (Ruth Codd) fills Ilonka (Iman Benson) in on Brightcliffe Hospice's complicated relationship dynamics

"Don't."

"I didn't say anything."

"Yeah, your face has a tone."

Kevin (Igby Rigney) doesn't feel like fielding questions after Spence (Chris Sumpter) overhears him lying to his brother on the phone

"Hey, Junior, when you are pissing in jars and everybody wants you dead, call me nuts, but I think maybe it's time to rethink your options."

Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) brings a reality check to Sebastian's pity party

"Shake it off, bro."

Omar (Raffi Barsoumian) speaks in Swiftie Sonny's language

"What's the big news? Are you dating another married woman?"

Reynolds' sister Courtney (Jasmine Batchelor), after he calls a family meeting

"Talk less... smile more. Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for."

"Aaron Burr is the villain in that show!"

"Well, he won the Tony."

Vic (Barrett Doss) channels Hamilton to give advice to mayoral candidate Travis (Jay Hayden)

"OK, well, if there's no basement, can we at least get another round of drinks?"

As a tornado approaches, Kitty (Tricia O'Kelley) has her priorities in order

"You slept with my wife!"

"If it makes you feel any better, she wasn't the only one."

Hoyt's (Matt Barr) retort does not make the other man feel better

"Wait — did you pretend to be blind, man? Because that is problematic."

Jen (Tatiana Maslany) finds new acquaintance Matt Murdock beneath Daredevil's cowl

"This delves into the murder of a woman named Hailey, which is especially sad because all Haileys are crazy hot."

Trevor (Asher Grodman) describes a true-crime podcast

"It's like his Ark of the Covenant."

"His what?"

"Raiders of the Lost Ark!"

"Would you just die already so we can be best friends?"

When Sam (Rose McIver) doesn't understand Jay's (Utkarsh Ambudkar) reference, but Pete (Richie Moriarty) does, Pete can't help wishing that Jay would cross over

"You're the love of my life, and if I'm yours, then you'll know that you have to let me go."

Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer), breaking our hearts in his tearful goodbye to wife Upton