Quotes Of The Week: Sabrina, The Stand, RuPaul's Drag Race, Cobra Kai And More

The year on the calendar might be different, but our appreciation for top-notch TV dialogue remains the same.

Though many series are still on holiday hiatus (and might be off the air a little longer than anticipated), we've still got more than a dozen sound bites to single out from the past week of television.

Netflix gets plenty of recognition in our first Quotes of the Week round-up of 2021, including dialogue from Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Bridgerton, Cobra Kai and the Black Mirror team's snarky farewell to 2020. Meanwhile, the latest episodes of The Stand (read post mortem) and RuPaul's Drag Race (read premiere recap) also make an appearance.

Rounding out the compilation are a couple of eulogies for the Yearly Departed as well as some quotes we're honoring belatedly, as episodes like The Flight Attendant's season finale aired while this weekly feature was on its own holiday break. (And if you missed our collection of Quotes of the Year, click here to catch up on our favorite bon mots and zingers of 2020.)

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"I Can See Your Voice, The Masked Singer... The Obscure Orator, The Secretive Whistler... Who's Yelling Under That Tarp?... Singin' 'Neath a Bag... and Ken Jeong Shouts at People Trying to Sing Through a Papier-Mache Head."

Joel McHale rattles off co-host Ken Jeong's current TV credits

"How did the maid become with child if she is not married?"

"I do not know. But I will find out."

"You must! Otherwise how can we make sure it never happens to us?"

Eloise (Claudia Jessie) and Penelope (Nicola Coughlan) could have used a health class or two there in the Regency

"Perhaps we will have two weddings this season, my lord."

"Oh, I do doubt it."

Lady Portia (Polly Walker) aims to marry off both Marina and Philipa — though the hubs (Ben Miller) is less optimistic

"How are you doing with The Dark Man?"

"He scares me."

"Yes, he should. He should. He's scary as pee."

Even the dignified Mother Abagail (Whoopi Goldberg) needs a colorful description for the villainous Randall Flagg

"Child, everyone in New York City knows that Tina auditions every year, God bless her heart. She is ancient, I love her to death — but she needed to get on before she died."

Kandy Muse speaks of Tina Burner with all the love and respect of a true New York sister

"Light beer is for p—sies."

A drunken Johnny (William Zabka) argues with bartenders over the difference between Coors Light and Coors Banquet

"We got a new lead on Robby."

"A lead? What are you, Tango and Cash?"

"Tango and Cash were narcotics detectives. This is a totally different thing."

"Oh, I'm sorry. My mistake."

Johnny (William Zabka) and Daniel (Ralph Macchio) become the unlikely duo we always needed, much to Amanda's (Courtney Henggeler) surprise

"Traveling for business or pleasure?"

"I have to stop a woman from being killed, and I'm not sure I fully understand my feelings about that because I've never done something purely selfless before. And my leg is bleeding. So now might not be the time for a wee chat."

Miranda (Michelle Gomez) overshares a bit in brushing off a first-class neighbor

"Some say The Crown is unrealistic, but it strikes me as a far more faithful depiction of the monarchy than [Netflix's] other regal drama, Tiger King... That man is from no royal line I recognize."

Everyone's a TV critic these days... even Queen Elizabeth (Tracey Ullman)

"He's slept with half the women in London."

"So he likes sex. It's not like he's a devil worshipper."

"I thought you'd be more sympathetic."

"There's a war on! We could all be dead tomorrow. She's getting laid, good for her!"

Thomas (Ben Aldridge) asks Martha (Emma Paetz) for help in snuffing his sister Patricia's red flag-filled romance

"I much prefer being part of the crew. As an actor, I was merely a pretty face with a gorgeous blond mane and a set of chiseled abs, endlessly taking off my shirt and being objectified. As head of construction, I get to build things with my hands — and I get to decide where and when I take my shirt off."

Wait, an alternate universe where Caliban (Sam Corlett) isn't in a perpetual state of undress? This really must be darkness at work!

"[This year] we did have one common enemy: the iPhone Weekly Screen Time Notification. I don't need to be dragged like that."

"Thank you. Let me live!"

Phoebe Robinson and Sarah Silverman are among those of us who've gotten the "Up 28%" warning.

"After the service please join me in the garden, where we will be planting evidence in TV Cops' memory."

Natasha Rothwell wraps her eulogy for Starsky, Cagney et al (including yes, even Carl Winslow!)