Quotes Of The Week: Chicago Fire, Dopesick, Queens, DWTS And More

No tricks here: You'll find only treats in our Halloween edition of Quotes of the Week.

In the list below, we've gathered more than 20 of the small screen's best sound bites from the past seven days, including scenes both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got an unforgettable coffee delivery for New Amsterdam's Max, a slightly worrisome milestone for baby Mo on Fear the Walking Dead, The Simpsons' recognition that a mother's criticism can hurt, and Tom's most grotesquely detailed threat for Cousin Greg yet on Succession.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of The Last O.G.'s Season 4 premiere (read recap), Legends of Tomorrow's 100th episode (read post mortem with Caity Lotz) and Dancing With the Stars (who didn't survive Horror Night?), plus quotable moments from Queens, The Voice, Insecure and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Jeff is lying. I had this exact storyline on General Hospital."

Valeria (Nadine Velazquez) brings a special kind of expertise to the conversation as the ladies try to figure out whether Jeff is faking his amnesia

"I guess the hurtful things your mother says to you never totally disappear."

"Maybe they don't, but I really believe that if you're aware of them, those words will lose their power over you... very... very... very slowly. If at all. But probably not."

Lisa (voiced by Yeardley Smith) and Marge (Julie Kavner) have a refreshingly honest — if somewhat depressing — discussion about the impact mothers can have when commenting on their daughters' appearance, regardless of intention

"Logan is going to fire a million poisonous spiders down your d—kie. You better find an animal's corpse to crawl into and hide."

Tom (Matthew Macfadyen) attempts to intimidate Greg with a very colorful threat

"I think we have to take it all. Everything in the pit, and everything that came out of it."

"I like that! The whole 'pig and kaboodle.'"

Grissom (William Petersen) approves of Folsom's whole-hog approach to a luau crime scene

"What is Sara wearing?"

"White suede. That's gonna stain."

Spooner (Lisseth Chavez) and Astra (Olivia Swann) see Sara in her White Canary costume while traveling through Gideon's memories

"You're not going to like this, but remember, you are Legends. You were chosen because you are each uniquely suited to the most important mission time has ever known."

"The announcement, captain."

"There is only one lavatory on this ship."

Rip (Arthur Darvill) breaks some very bad news to the Legends

"I feel like Americans just think English people just drink tea and know the queen. So many people, they're like, 'But you have met the queen, haven't you?' And you're like, 'Yeah. Yeah, I have.'"

Busted, Ed Sheeran

"At this point, life is basically a crab leg, and we're just all trying to work that bitch to try to find that one little nugget of feel-good inside that shell."

Wood Jr., explaining his philosophy on obtaining happiness in life

"Also, I died on Halloween. At a party at the mansion in 1995. This is a costume. I'm actually an accountant, and my name is Mike."

"Seriously?"

"No! I'm 500 years old! Come on, Sam!"

"Oh, that was a good one."

"Storyteller. It's a gift."

Sasappis (Román Zaragoza) plays a Halloween trick on Sam (Rose McIver)

"We're ghosts. We're impervious to their worldly punishments."

"They could take away our TV."

"[gasps] But wait, no, there's a new season of the Bake Off!"

Isaac (Brandon Scott Jones) doesn't think there's anything Sam and Jay can do to punish the ghosts for burning down the gazebo, until Hetty (Rebecca Wisocky) points out the obvious

"Sir, if I'm not forceful enough, then I'm a weak woman that shouldn't be in this job. But if I push too hard, then I'm an out-of-control bitch. This job requires that I push."

DEA Agent Bridget Meyer (Rosario Dawson) tells her boss what it's like to be a woman on the job

"She asked for the B.G. guys."

"She meant the OG guys."

"No, she means the guys who've been here since before Google."

When a ransomware attack takes down the entire department's tech, Brett (Kara Killmer) tells Herrmann (David Eigenberg) that he and Mouch have been requested by 911 dispatch for their B.G. skills

"Tray! How am I supposed to keep up with all of your childhood beefs?"

An exasperated Roberta (Anna Maria Horsford), after her son chides her for unwittingly inviting his childhood nemesis into their home

"It's a made-up fish. No one ever said, 'I went fishing and caught a tilapia.' Nobody. It's made on a farm somewhere. I think in Connecticut."

Tray (Tracy Morgan) shares his philosophy on tilapia with Josh

"Brilliant cryobiologist. Half-a-dozen doctorates. Still insisted on being called Mister Freeze. Then again, Captain Cold wasn't really a captain, so..."

Luke (Camrus Johnson) questions some not-so-super villain names

"She's crawling. We're gonna have to baby-proof a whole submarine."

A suddenly mobile Mo gives Morgan (Lennie James) and Grace baby food for thought

"When I see this, with all its lines and traces, I see the miracle of God himself. I see his handiwork and I see his love. I see where I began. What fed me."

Sister Monica Joan (Judy Parfitt), marveling at the beautiful intricacies of the placenta and umbilical cord — and the return of her faith

"I don't want to get stuck worrying about what I'm not or where I'm not. I just want to move forward."

Issa (Issa Rae) to her bestie Molly, while imagining a boundless future for herself and her friends

"That was scary. I'm so glad I've got on my rubber underpants."

Between this confession from Len Goodman and Carrie Ann Inaba later sharing that it's "well past that time" for her to be getting monthly periods, Horror Night was full of TMI moments

"My boyfriend Andrés and I have been together for three years. Literally my longest relationship, and in gay years, that's a lot."

Cody Rigsby opens up — quite candidly! — about his romantic life

"Strong and black. Like your woman."

Helen (Freema Agyeman) brings her boyfriend Max some coffee