Quotes Of The Week: Chicago Fire, Doctor Odyssey, RHOSLC And More
You didn't think we'd forget Quotes of the Week, did you?
In the list below, we've gathered over a dozen of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including scripted and unscripted moments from cable, broadcast and streaming series.
This time around, we've got bon mots and zingers from Survivor, Only Murders in the Building, The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and more.
Also featured in this week's roundup: Michael Bublé touts his diverse work experience on The Voice, Heartstopper throws fun shade at Agatha All Along, and Nobody Wants This shares a surprising lesson learned from Frank Sinatra. Plus, we've got quotable moments from All American: Homecoming, Doctor Odyssey and a double dose of Chicago Fire.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Vlada Gelman, Rebecca Iannucci, Charlie Mason and Ryan Schwartz)
15. SURVIVOR
"If Boston Rob was The Godfather, there's gotta be a godson somewhere, right?"
Idol holder Rome gets a little cocky while planning the demise of one of his tribemates
14. THE WALKING DEAD: DARYL DIXON
"What the... Lady, are you crazy?!?"
"Certifiable."
As if Carol (Melissa McBride) hadn't already settled the matter by putting an arrow through a dude's foot
13. ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING
"Nobody around here shoots the right people."
Oliver (Martin Short) has had it up to here with curmudgeonly neighbor Uma
12. ALL AMERICAN: HOMECOMING
"Simone, I say this with my full heart: I want you. I want us. I love you. If you'll still have me."
"Boy, come over here and kiss me."
At long last, Simone (Geffri Maya) and Lando (Martin Bobb-Semple) get on the same page about their feelings for each other
11. DOCTOR ODYSSEY
"You are both cardboard cutouts with erections."
Avery (Phillipa Soo) says what we're all thinking after her co-workers are caught ogling Singles Week passengers
10. THE VOICE
"When I was a kid, I worked at Chuck E. Cheese, and I dressed up as a rat. So if you don't choose me, I just want you to know... there are worse things that happened to me in my life."
Michael Bublé uses reverse psychology on a potential recruit
9. HEARTSTOPPER (Episode 1)
"Movie after [I shower]?"
"Only if it's not Marvel."
Nick (Kit Connor) is reminded that boyfriend Charlie is not as fond of Marvel as his portrayer, Agatha All Along's Joe Locke
8. HEARTSTOPPER (Episode 3)
"I know you love Isaac and Charlie just as much as you love me, you just... don't want to kiss them."
Thusly, Elle (Yasmin Finney) sums up friendship for beau Tao
7. AGATHA ALL ALONG
"May she be strong and wise, and the best at her craft."
"May she be smart. And not annoying. And also not super political."
Lilia (Patti LuPone) and Agatha (Kathryn Hahn) hope for different attributes in the Green Witch they're summoning
6. GREY'S ANATOMY
"Who's Sydney Heron?"
"She's the new Bailey, and she's an acquired taste which I will never have."
Owen (Kevin McKidd) discovers just how little Teddy (Kim Raver) likes Grey Sloan's new residency director
5. THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY
"I don't use public restrooms. I have to wait. I always wear a tampon and it holds it. Promise. Get a tampon, you will not have to pee the whole time."
Ummm... Can we connect Mary with a doctor?
4. CHICAGO FIRE
"She stopped by here earlier, and I don't know what it is that she smelled on me, but it was like Love Potion No. 9."
"Just so the young people are clear, that's a good thing?"
Herrmann's (David Eigenberg) reference doesn't quite land with Ritter (Daniel Kyri)
3. CHICAGO FIRE (Bonus Quote!)
"Damn, that's not A.I.?"
Violet (Hanako Greensmith) checks out photos of Novak's friend Marcelo
2. NOBODY WANTS THIS
"So, with nothing to do, I go down to the lobby, and there is a bar. Anyway, Frank Sinatra got me drunk, and then he stuck his thumb in my mouth."
"Oh. Wait, what?!"
"What was the lesson?"
"Keep your mouth shut around Frank."
Joanne (Kristen Bell) and Noah (Adam Brody) are stunned by Bina's (Tovah Feldshuh) story
1. TODAY
"First, it's the musicianship... harmonies so tight... and, of course, the style... This is why I have my hair cut."
Saturday Night Live vet Kate McKinnon reveals herself to be a Hanson superfan