Quotes Of The Week: Kung Fu, Station 19, The Resident, Winter Soldier And More

Much like the spring bouquets blooming all around, our latest Quotes of the Week compilation is a colorful mixture.

After the past seven days of television, we're bringing you more than two dozen (!) bon mots, zingers and one-liners from broadcast, cable and streaming series — including some unscripted gems that were just as memorable as lines written intentionally.

This time around, we've got Family Guy's appreciation of a 1999 Sugar Ray jam, Kung Fu's utter lack of appreciation for red velvet confections, a Masked Singer judge's misunderstanding of a new clue, and a Trump joke on The Resident that we frankly didn't see coming.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist, The Circle, Snowfall and The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (who made that big Episode 5 cameo?), plus sound bites from The Neighborhood, Good Trouble, The Nevers, MacGyver and more series.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Your parents let an 11-year-old file their federal tax return?"

"This year. Two years ago, they let a 9-year-old do it."

Sheldon (Iain Armitage) shares too much information with the IRS

"OK, we've got this. We've trained for this."

"We have?"

Maya (Danielle Savre) seems to recall flaming-Zamboni drills that Travis (Jay Hayden) doesn't

"Then we got stuck on the ferris wheel, and l learned a really dark secret about her."

"What?"

"She's a giant fan of Blake Shelton."

Max (Skylar Astin) discovers something he doesn't like about his new girlfriend Rose

"So, what song was she singing? Was it something that I would sing, only a lesser vocalist?"

Mo (Alex Newell) is curious about the heart song that Rose just belted to Zoey

"I'm not confident in my curtsy."

"I'm not confident in my breathing."

"Oh, I wasn't planning to breathe. I think it's considered rude."

Miss Penance Adair (Ann Skelly) and Mrs. Amalia True (Laura Donnelly) discuss their highly corseted operawear on the way to the theater

"Your wig crooked!"

After a death-defying car chase, Bozer (Justin Hires) looks out for his mom

"AKA: Otherwise known as."

"Also known as."

Jenny McCarthy Wahlberg has a little trouble interpreting one of Robopine's clues, but fellow judge Robin Thicke is there with an assist

"Some of you may actually have talent."

"That's the nicest thing you've almost ever said to us."

Mouse (Tisha Custodio) acknowledges Coach Korn's (John Stamos) backhanded compliment

"I'm sorry, but I was in a monastery for three years and even I know red velvet's played out."

Nicky (Olivia Liang), showing absolute disrespect for red velvet cake (and we're here for it)

"I really hope the Americans do like me, because I just absolutely love America. I don't think England and America have ever had a war."

British contestant Chloe may want to brush up on her 18th-century world history while she's in isolation

"What in the intergalactic flawlessness is this, honeyyyyyy?"

Courtney is understandably flabbergasted by the reveal of the mysterious, spaceship-like "Inner Circle"

"A cool aunt doesn't freak out."

"She's a 16-year-old girl. You're never going to be a cool anything."

Lauren (Janet Montgomery) gives Helen (Freema Agyeman) some tough love when it comes to parenting her niece

"Hey, this the victim?"

"The dead man? Yes. Good catch."

Under the watchful and nerve-racking eye of Simon Hoxley (Alan Cumming), Bright (Tom Payne) states the extremely obvious at a crime scene

"That is the sexiest moral support outfit I've ever seen."

Mariana (Cierra Ramirez) is skeptical that Callie is going to Gael's art show as just a friendly face

"Dope. Just write it pretending you're me."

"You mean like someone who uses the word 'dope'?"

"Swag."

Connor (Jimmy Tatro) and Tom (Topher Grace) don't exactly have the same voice while collaborating on a wedding toast

"Just so I know... To be considered good, I now have to continue doing good things? That's why Jesus retired at 33, and without a fast food franchise to his name — except maybe Chick-fil-A."

Sure, Mr. Burns (voiced by Harry Shearer) has already tried the whole turning-over-a-new-leaf thing a few times, but it never stops being entertaining

"Franklin didn't get into this hustle because he saw what you had. He did it because he saw what I didn't."

Cissy (Michael Hyatt) to her younger brother Jerome, after finally realizing the power of being a drug dealer

"We ain't gotta be their best friends, right? We use them to get to Khadijah, convince them we're for real, then we do what we gotta do."

Franklin (Damson Idris) to a skeptical Jerome, while figuring out how to use strippers/hitwomen Black Diamond and Dallas to their advantage per Louie's advice

"How much more detail do you need? I can already tell the guy's religion."

Calvin (Cedric the Entertainer) is uncomfortable with Tina's nude figure drawing

"Can I ask for a brief recess to have a word with my client, Your Honor?"

"I'm not a judge. I'm a Women's Studies professor."

"And I'm still not a lawyer. But I do need a brief recess."

Rebel (Katey Sagal) gets carried away at college professor Jason's disciplinary hearing

"I got it. You're eloping at the Four Seasons!"

"[scoffs] Too expensive."

"Four Seasons Total Landscaping?"

Of all the shows we expected to make a joke about the Trump administration's Four Seasons faux pas, The Resident wasn't one of them

"They... will... never... let a Black man be Captain America. And if they did, no self-respecting Black man would ever want to be."

Isaiah Bradley (Carl Lumbly) details for Sam why it is no great honor to wield the shield

"Why didn't you use the metal arm?"

"Well, I don't always think of it immediately. I'm... right-handed."

All these years later, a Winter Soldier (Sebastian Stan) design flaw comes to light

"You ever try to talk to that guy? It's like talking to a loveseat — that's why he's dressed like one. It's like talking to a recliner — he wore the recliner's clothes!"

Blake Shelton, playfully dissing leather-clad Nick Jonas to John Legend

"The first unit up for bids today contains the band members from Sugar Ray!"

"Every morning, there are old guys bidding for the value of my bandmates' four gross beds."

"Shut the door, baby, don't say a word!"

Peter's (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) foray into bidding on abandoned storage units may have been brief, but at least it reminded us of this 1999 jam

"A man was killed at a traffic stop because the police officer mixed up their gun and their Taser? Is that even supposed to be a legitimate excuse?"

An understandably frustrated Noah on the police killing of 20-year-old Black man Daunte Wright