Quotes Of The Week: Superman & Lois, Generation, Bachelor, Grey's And More

Grammys, schmammys: We've got the weekend's most prestigious awards right here, courtesy of our Quotes of the Week column.

Indeed, another seven days of television has come and gone, and we're highlighting the most memorable dialogue — both scripted and unscripted — from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Family Guy's dig at a fellow crass cartoon, Servant's succinct explanation of its own confusing plot, Nicole Scherzinger's reaction to The Masked Singer's fever dreamiest performance yet, and a moment of levity from Grey's Anatomy's DeLuca before... well, you know.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of shows including The Voice, Superman & Lois, Young Sheldon and NCIS, plus sound bites from The Walking Dead, Good Girls, Delilah, Hell's Kitchen and more series.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"That's not your normal time pad. Where'd you get that?"

"I borrowed it from Rick and Morty. They've borrowed plenty from us."

Brian and Stewie's (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) latest trip through time includes a shady little dig at an Adult Swim favorite

"I love that song. Is that The Fray?"

"Yes, ma'am ... Grey's Anatomy, as well."

"I didn't watch that show. Sorry, Grey's Anatomy."

"It was on another network. We don't watch that network."

After his performance of "How to Save a Life," JD Casper accidentally gives a shout-out to ABC instead of The Voice's home turf

"You come from North Carolina. I don't know what rhymes with North Carolina... that I can say on TV."

John Legend, singing an impromptu "Welcome to Team Legend" ditty to Deion Warren

"When you make someone feel bad about themselves, you feel good about yourself. You're a self-esteem vampire!"

As Thomas (Ben Aldridge) notes Martha's flaw, somewhere What We Do in the Shadows' Colin Robinson grows envious

"We are so burning every piece of so-called furniture you have."

With one condition, Stella (Alona Tal) agrees to move in with Clay

"Sometimes you just gotta trust your gut, you know? To be honest, you really do have good instincts about people. Always have. High school, remember? You were the only one to tell me I shouldn't date Rob Sharp."

"He had a panel van with a mattress in the back!"

"I know. It was subtle! Somehow you knew."

D'Arcy's (Alice Wetterlund) judgment (or lack thereof) comes into question as she attempts to give Asta (Sara Tomko) a pep talk

"You're my favorite girlfriend Carina's ever had — and there's been a lot."

Even while chasing a sex trafficker, DeLuca (Giacomo Gianniotti) manages to make a joke with Maya

"It was so creepy, but so magical."

Judge Nicole Scherzinger succinctly sums up Russian Dolls' performance of Michael Jackson's "Man in the Mirror"

"Oh my God! Nicole, your boobs are huge."

Judge Jenny McCarthy marvels at the interesting anatomical choices made on the mini-judge dolls inside this season's First Impression Guesses vehicle

"How about you stop 'seeing what you can do' and start doing what you should."

Delilah (Maahra Hill) cleverly retorts when her ex-husband Gordon makes excuses about his late child support payments

"Your blood pressure's up. Liver enzymes are elevated, cortisol levels high. Your body's telling you to slow down."

"Message received."

"Join a gym."

"[Gasps] It's that bad?"

Annie (Mae Whitman) is horrified by a doctor's simple recommendation for Beth (Christina Hendricks)

"Since you won't tell me your name, what about his?"

"Dog."

"Dog? That's it, just Dog?"

"Ya got something better?"

"Nah. At least you won't forget what he is."

Daryl (Norman Reedus) finds the upside of the handle Leah (Lynn Collins) gave her four-legged friend

"Your powers are not something to be taken lightly, Jordan."

"Yeah, well, I barely have any, remember? Isn't that what Grand Pabbie told us at Elsa's ice castle?"

Can you believe Clark (Tyler Hoechlin) had to stand there and listen to Jordan (Alex Garfin) disrespect Jor-El and the Fortress of Solitude in one fell swoop? Kids these days!

"I hate to ask, but you don't happen to drive a station wagon that's on fire right now, do you?"

Gee, nothing gets by ace reporter Chrissy Beppo (Sofia Hasmik)!

"If I have to wear something from the Gap, I am blowing my brains out. That's not a suicidal cry for help, just to be clear... but it could be, if the Gap is involved."

After receiving his third dress code violation at school, Chester (Justice Smith) may be faced with a truly horrific fashion fate

"You look like a '70s porn star."

Jamie's dad (Robert Gant) critiques his son's new facial hair

"Jack left it to me. A beaut, isn't she?"

"Why, it suuure does staple..."

Gibbs (Mark Harmon) seems to share McGee's disproportionate regard for Jack's electric stapler

"So what do you really think, Gibbs? First Sloane, now Fornell... Losing another friend. [Off Gibbs' look, she catches herself] Did I say that out loud?"

Bishop (Emily Wickersham) gets a bit too familiar with Boss

"I just needed to be in a room with someone who doesn't hate me."

"Well, no one can clear a remarkably low bar like Tom Koracick."

Tom (Greg Germann), there as always for Teddy (Kim Raver)

"A whole jalapeño was too hot? Huh. Who woulda thought? [Beat] Anybody! Anybody who has cooked or eaten a jalapeño."

Cody has a beef with Mark's lambasted burger recipe

"I don't understand... they have a baby, or don't they?"

"Not that it's any of your business, Kourtney, but they did. Once upon a time."

"Wait, but whose baby are they waiting for tonight?"

"Jesus, keep up! They had a baby, then they had a fake baby, then it was replaced with a real baby, and now it's a fake baby again. But this time, Dorothy knows, and she's expecting the Wisconsin yeti to arrive with the real baby any minute. You follow, Kourtney?"

"[Laughs] No!"

Julian (Rupert Grint) tries to explain Servant to Kourtney (Katie Lee Hill) — and we are all Kourtney

"I'm not here to discuss me and your mother's relationship and stuff like that. I'm here to celebrate your success."

"This isn't a celebration. This is a journey for me that I'm going on ... If we wanted to go celebrate, we'd go to Chuck E. Cheese."

Matt has no patience for his father's attempts to avoid a serious conversation about Matt's childhood

"Wil Wheaton's cute."

"If you like him, you should watch Star Trek with me."

"He's not that cute."

Missy's (Raegan Revord) crush on TV's Wesley Crusher has its limits

"Starting your own club is an interesting idea. Maybe just not one based on, you know, hating someone?"

"You started that group at church for parents who hate The Simpsons."

"It's not about hate. We just write letters to get it taken off the air. And it's going to happen any day now."

[Narrator] "Ironically, the only Simpson she did like was O.J."

Mary (Zoe Perry) was hard at work trying to get the Fox 'toon cancelled, even before there was a Parents Television Council

"There's still a double standard when it comes to the Second Amendment. A white person with a gun is seen as a true American. But a Black person carrying is seen as a threat."

VICE News correspondent Alzo Slade makes a painful observation

"All that came up was a tiny skull emoji."

"Good skull? Bad skull?"

"It's always a bad skull!"

"Wynonna" (Dominique Provost-Chalkley) gets an alert on her special, Purgatory-edition Apple Watch