Quotes Of The Week: Black Lightning, Lucifer, Friends: The Reunion And More

With Memorial Day Weekend upon us, we're celebrating the ostensible start of summer with a fresh batch of Quotes of the Week.

In the list below, we've compiled two dozen of the week's best TV sound bites, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got an ideal Chicago Fire bachelor party that's straight outta The Hangover, proof that Frost can be thawed on The Flash, an egregious boy band mix-up on Dynasty and a reminder from Hacks that no one can deliver a passive-aggressive insult quite like Deborah Vance.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of HBO Max's Friends reunion (read our recap of the special's best moments), Lucifer, Black Lightning's series finale, The Equalizer, SEAL Team and Paramount+'s new Rugrats revival.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"You'll be planning a hell of a bachelor party. I want to end up on a rooftop with Mike Tyson's tiger."

Severide (Taylor Kinney) has very specific instructions for his best man Casey

"It all seems small to me. The whole stage."

"No, that's impossible, though. Because we all haven't grown."

"[Mumbles under his breath] Uh, speak for yourself."

Good-humored Matt LeBlanc acknowledges he's not quite as svelte as he was when he played Joey Tribbiani

"It was time for Marcel to f—k off."

David Schwimmer makes his feelings about Ross' monkey abundantly clear

"Guests don't bring other guests. I grew up in my car, and I know that."

Jo (Camilla Luddington), shading Levi for inviting Taryn to move into her place

"I cannot wait to say things... and then hear people cheer. Or boo. Or belch. I do not give a f—k at this point! Let 'er rip!"

Colbert is eager to have a fully vaccinated audience back in the Ed Sullivan Theater

"I will say this: You are the first person I've met, in a very long time, that I don't want to try and kill a second time. How 'bout that drink?"

Chillblaine (Jon Cor) has a way with words that melts Frost just a bit

"...and we arranged his putt-putt statues in 'suggestive' positions."

"Well, if you appreciate that, you'll love what I did with your squires on the second hole. And to their second holes."

Lucifer (Tom Ellis) gets to the bottom of a mini-golf course rivalry

"I meant, metaphorically, where is your seat of power? You said you were very important here."

"I am. But... I prefer to stand, ready for action."

"Hmm. So... you don't have an office?"

"It's open floor plan, Dad!"

God (Dennis Haysbert) grills son Lucifer (Tom Ellis) about his LAPD digs

"Are you finished?"

"No. [Takes a swig of tequila] Now I'm finished."

Lea (Paige Spara) needs a stiff drink after performing emergency surgery on Shaun's foot

"This whole damn office is like a Moscow train station at rush hour. Is there not one of you without ties to a Russian?! Put your hand down, Beale, you don't even work here."

Deeks "inheriting" a local Russian gang is the last straw for Kilbride (Gerald McRaney)

"Double shot, full fat, triple whip and three sweeteners for... Jen Z?"

We see what you did there, Rugrats

"I don't need any of your digital garbage. Not the doorbell, not the seniors dating app you put on my phone..."

"What's wrong with Silver Beagles?"

"Every time I go to check the weather, up pops a picture of a granny tending her tomatoes."

Grandpa Lou (voiced by Michael McKean) is no fan of online dating

"You really do remind me of Mother."

"Did she think you were a nut job, too?"

Teddy (John Glover) learns the hard way that "flattery" will get him nowhere with Alicia (Alycia Debnam-Carey)

"That is Sue Simmons, by the way. She sadly retired in 2012 and has been missed every day since. Because if any city needs a news anchor with an ability to say, 'The f—k are you doing?,' it is New York."

"Somebody finally stuck it to your ass."

A villainous Lala (Will Catlett), upon emerging from a rock he was entrapped in and discovering his archenemy Tobias was impaled on a rod

"I knew you'd show up, you bitch."

"We got a problem. I don't like being called out of my name."

Jennifer aka Lightning (China Anne McClain) claps back when a power-hungry Chief Lopez hurls an insult... and uses electricity to take down Lightning, but fails miserably

"I say we wake the kids tonight. We head south. Maybe we stop off at the ocean on the way, you know? [off Margot's infuriated look] What? The kids have never seen the beach. Let's do something normal for five minutes! Take a breath, make some s'mores!"

Allie (Justin Theroux) attempts to cling to normalcy despite running from both the cartel and U.S. law enforcement

"We haven't spoken since the Brian Littrell incident."

"I'm sorry, there was a Brian Littrell incident? Let me guess, he wanted it that way, but you wouldn't quit playing games with this heart, so he said bye bye bye."

"One, not funny. And two, that's *NSYNC."

We're not surprised that Fallon (Elizabeth Gillies) made light of Sam's (Rafael de la Fuente) problems, but we're a little shocked that she got her boy bands mixed up

"One thing about parasites: They can't survive without a host. Careful who you attach yourself to next."

Brad (Danny Pudi) warns his former assistant Jo after an HR personality exam reveals he's a mouse and she's a shark

"But whichever way this falls, you should know if I'm not coming after you, someone else will be."

Det. Dante (Tory Kittles) warns Robyn about the legal flip side of her equalizing

"For starters, who are you?"

Delilah (Laya DeLeon Hayes) to Robyn, when she realizes her mother so does not work for a charity

"When I'm gone, didn't you say you wanted to get your mustache waxed?"

"No...?"

"Oh. Guess I just thought it."

Deborah (Jean Smart) doesn't miss a beat when it comes to insulting Ava (Hannah Einbinder)

"What's the definition of insanity?"

"Having this conversation in a car, in an airport. Believe me."

Stella (Alona Tal) indeed knows, having initiated her and Clay's previous break-up under identical circumstances

"I can't see the baby that I love, because she's in Texas, and I see the woman that I love every single day, and I can't be with her either. Even Hank Williams couldn't make that sound pretty."

Sonny (A.J. Buckley) sings a sad song about the ladies in his life