Quotes Of The Week: Futurama, Witcher, Good Omens, The Afterparty And More

We've got another blast from television's past in our latest Quotes of the Week column, courtesy of Hulu's brand-new Futurama episodes. (First Justified, now Futurama... maybe we are back in 2013.)

In the list below, we've gathered more than a dozen of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

On the non-revival front, we've got quotable moments from series like The Afterparty, Good Omens, The Witcher, Secret Invasion and The Walking Dead: Dead City (grade the freshman finale). Plus, this week's roundup features double doses of The Righteous Gemstones (freshly renewed for Season 4!) and The Summer I Turned Pretty.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Wow... you got me a souvenir of being kidnapped. Thanks."

Hershel (Logan Kim) is even less impressed with the cap his mom gives him than by the fact that she rescued him

"He's not bad for a white guy."

Willa (Vivian Olyphant) works as her dad's wingman with Carolyn Wilder

"Look, I know that's your kid. You're angry. I get it. I'd be angry, too! But everybody doesn't get to be angry the way you do."

Carolyn (Aunjanue Ellis) calls out Raylan's hair-trigger ways

"You look upset."

"I am upset."

"Well, get over it."

The cold Isabel (Elizabeth Perkins) offers Hannah (Anna Konkle) some tough motherly advice

"I grew up broke on one-ply. I have elevated my lifestyle, and therefore I'm going to elevate my toilet paper."

We'll be shocked if influencer extraordinaire Sai De Silva doesn't land a branding deal with Charmin out of this

"Was it always this easy?"

"Easy?"

"I keep planning complicated, strategic strikes to spread misery and panic among the humans, and just as I'm about to put one into motion, they come up with one themselves which is so much worse than anything I could've thought of."

"Yeah. Always this easy."

Hell's minions Shax (Miranda Richardson) and Crowley (David Tennant) discuss the challenges — or lack thereof — of creating devilish chaos on Earth

"Sonya, I don't know what it is you think you're doing, but—"

"No buts. Just yours, back into the hallway. Go on!"

Sonya (Olivia Colman) gets the drop on sloppy Skrull Rhodey (Don Cheadle)

"Are y'all really just sitting in here talking about church work? We have been kidnapped, you f—king bitches."

Judy (Edi Patterson) is in no mood for brothers Jesse and Kelvin's usual BS in the wake of the trio's violent abduction

"If you get killed by Uncle Peter, I promise we will try to avenge you."

"Y'all would do that for me?"

"Absolutely."

"Take care of my wife and kids? Make sure that my wife and kids have a good life? Watch after them?"

"I feel like your kids are old enough to take care of themselves...?"

"That's a big ask. You know what I mean? We don't know what our schedules are."

In advance of Jesse's (Danny McBride) potential death, Judy (Edi Patterson) and Kelvin (Adam Devine) agree to watch over his family, but only if it's convenient for them

"When you're asleep for a really long time in the hospital...."

Even after a nudge from host Michael Strahan, Brie Bella has trouble grappling with the clue in front of her

"You're not his friend. You're tagging along to get one more song out of him when he dies."

"How dare you! I would milk his death for, like, three songs. And maybe an epic poem."

Milva (Meng'er Zhang) clearly knows little of Jaskier's (Joey Batey) artistic integrity

"You have the privilege of believing in what's best in people. Me? I happen to know there's some things in this world that don't deserve forgiveness."

Dr. M'Benga (Babs Olusanmokun), in response to Pike's comment that Rah — a murderer-turned-ambassador — deserves a second chance despite his past atrocities

"There's not much time! He's almost out of episodes of All My Circuits!"

"Maybe they'll drop a new season?"

"Fat chance, sweatpants! It got cancelled 10 years ago. TV shows don't come back after that. No way! Not on broadcast or cable."

"What about Fulu? They'll bring back any old crap!"

In a very meta conversation, the gang discusses the likelihood of a show getting revived as they desperately try to figure out a way to prevent Fry's brain from rotting

"This needs to get way more Euphoria."

Taylor (Rain Spencer) tries to spice up the group's tame game of Truth or Dare

"Because if I kiss you, I don't know that I could ever stop."

Jeremiah (Gavin Casalegno) gives Belly quite the answer when she asks why he wouldn't kiss her during Truth or Dare

"If I die, please let Carrie pick out what I'm buried in!"

A very stoned Charlotte (Kristin Davis) shouts her final wishes to Harry after inadvertently eating a pot brownie

"How can two men be friends when they are so different?"

"You and I are different."

"You are. I am not."

Nandor (Kayvan Novak) firmly explains to Guillermo (Harvey Guillén) why his new human friendship isn't like his bond with Gizmo