Quotes Of The Week: Ginny & Georgia, MobLand, Resident Alien And More
A Sunday morning without a fresh batch of TVLine's Quotes of the Week? Perish the thought.
On the contrary, we're here for another look back at TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — a list that, this time around, includes bon mots and zingers from The Walking Dead: Dead City, Criminal Minds: Evolution, Resident Alien and The Cleaning Lady.
Also featured in this week's roundup: quotable moments from Gordon Ramsay's Secret Service, Ginny & Georgia and The Bold and the Beautiful, plus a double dose of MobLand.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)
11. CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION
"He kept pushing for it until finally I was like, 'Andrew, if I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would go to dinner with my parents.'"
Emily (Paget Brewster) tells JJ about how the request for a threesome ended her Season 14 romance
10. GORDON RAMSAY'S SECRET SERVICE
"The catfish in the freezer is from Vietnam! It's fake, Larry!"
"Ramsay done call out our ass."
Something is fishy with cafe owner Larry's operation
9. MOBLAND
"When you and Mum get out, we can get together, sit down and have a nice little talk about the future. 'Cause when you walk out of here, you're walking out to a different world. My world. And in that world, Conrad, people pay for everything. Everything."
Kevin (Paddy Considine) has some ominous words for his father during his first (and, we're going to guess, only?) prison visit
8. MOBLAND (Bonus Quote!)
"Mother Nature is a heartless, pitiless, unsympathetic, brutal, barbaric bitch who knows no mercy or pardon. She only cares which f—ker wins. But yet, you know, everybody loves her. Worships her. It doesn't matter how much she hurts them: They keep coming back. Even if she breaks their hearts, burns their houses down, kills their babies. They love her to her bones. So, in this story, Conrad, I am Mother Nature. And, like her, I test people — Kevin, Eddie, even that bitch Seraphina — to see who's got the head, the stomach, the balls, the juice, the fight. And most of all, I test you, Conrad. And don't think the test is over. And that, Conrad, is why you love me."
"I do, Maeve, you mad f—king bitch."
For Maeve (Helen Mirren) and Conrad (Pierce Brosnan), this jailhouse phone conversation is basically a love sonnet
7. THE WALKING DEAD: DEAD CITY
"Don't worry, I let the women and children live. I'm not a monster."
The Croat (Željko Ivanek) pats himself on the back after a mass murder
6. GINNY & GEORGIA (Episode 3)
"I feel like I've been a sophomore my entire life."
Ginny (Antonia Gentry) may be exaggerating, but considering more than two years passed between Seasons 2 and 3, she's not wrong to feel that way — we're sure the Stranger Things kids can relate
5. THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
"HR might tell you something different, but I think kissing in the office is good for morale. I'm guilty of it myself."
Ridge (Thorsten Kaye) encourages the young lovebirds of Forrester Creations, which apparently does have an HR department — who knew?
4. ADULTS
"I can make a deep, close, beautiful bond with anyone, really. All walks of life. Which some people might call a friend slut, but I actually call just being a delight."
Anton (Owen Thiele) explains his superhuman ability to become best friends with anyone instantly
3. RESIDENT ALIEN
"My little baby is the boss of the prison yard economy. My sweet baby has gotten so hard. Did you know that he has a bitch named Maurice?"
Harry (Alan Tudyk) brags about Bridget's ability to get buff behind bars
2. THE CLEANING LADY
"So, what'd you put in my food, hm? Because I'm still having some really violent... rectal events."
One of Thony's fellow inmates has some follow-up questions about the food poisoning Thony gave the entire cell block
1. ALL IN WITH CHRIS HAYES
"Here's the good news: You can remove Harvey Milk's name from that vessel, but that ship will still be, bow to stern, filled with seamen."
Podcaster Jon Lovett weighs in on Pete Hegseth's order to rechristen the ship named for the late gay civil-rights activist