Quotes Of The Week: Legacies, S.W.A.T., Girls5eva, The Rookie, Flash And More

After you've sufficiently doted on the maternal figures in your life this Mother's Day — and only after that! — it's time to scroll through our latest batch of Quotes of the Week.

In the list below, we've compiled more than two dozen of the week's best TV sound bites, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got a contentious baby name debate on The Rookie, some tough love for the recently reunited members of Girls5eva, Drew's uncontainable excitement for proper kidney function on B Positive and a feces-related conversation between two Real Housewives of New York City from which we simply couldn't look away.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Mythic Quest, Legends of Tomorrow (read season premiere post mortem), Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist, S.W.A.T. and Grey's Anatomy, plus dialogue from Young Rock, NCIS, Bob's Burgers and more series.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"For every WASPy name you pick, I'm going to pick something so Mexican you'll never be able to spell it."

"OK.... If it's a boy, Thatcher."

"I'll raise your Thatcher to a Cuauhtémoc."

Angela (Alyssa Diaz) and Wes (Shawn Ashmore) play the baby name game

"I can't believe it! I'm getting my life back! ... I'm gonna pee! All by myself!"

"Like a big boy."

"The biggest boy!"

Drew (Thomas Middleditch) has reason to be excited for his newly scheduled kidney transplant

"Thank you, Carol. I feel really seen and heard."

"That's the problem. 'Cause I don't want to see you or hear you."

An exasperated Carol (Naomi Ekperigin), after listening to Rachel (Ashly Burch) overshare her feelings for Dana

"Yeah. He's good at speeches. I'm good at other stuff. Not like talking stuff. But other non, like, word-related stuff of the job."

Poppy (Charlotte Nicdao) to David, when he learns that Ian wrote her Women in Gaming speech

"Run, boss!"

"You run. I'm wearing flip flops."

Lia (Ana Tuisila), after Bob (Josh Thomson) throws a cake at the FBI agent who came to arrest her, in an attempt to distract authorities

"I hate the thought of having to take a s—t when you're over at a guy's house for the weekend. I am psychotic. I'll get a colonic beforehand so I don't have to go to the bathroom."

"I don't give a f—k. It could be the first date. You fed me, we went to dinner, didn't we? ... But I'm serious, I will take a doo-doo. I don't care about that at all because I'm a human being. Bitch, I ate!"

We would watch an entire episode about Leah McSweeney and newcomer Eboni K. Williams' bathroom do's and don'ts

"Tell me everything that you know about this ship."

"Well, when you first met, you butt heads. But any fool could tell you were meant for each other."

"This spaceship, Gary."

"Avalance" fanboy Gary (Adam Tsekhman) misinterprets Sara's (Caity Lotz) request

"What an ass."

"Yeah, he does have that going for him."

One woman's jerk is another woman's fine piece of booty, as evidenced by Astra (Olivia Swann) and Zari's (Tala Ashe) conversation about Constantine

"Parker James' lawyer charges six figures for a reason. The guy's a pit bull. [To Gibbs' rescue dog] Luce, sorry — no offense."

Vance (Rocky Carroll) warns Gibbs of a tough cross-examination

"I was just thinking about logistics."

"I believe you're trying to say 'la fish sticks.'"

We're not saying that Louise (voiced by Kristen Schaal) is wrong here, but isn't it possible that Gene (Eugene Mirman) is also right?

"You know, you're not a very nice young lady."

"And you're not a very nice old one."

When Kate's mom (Andrea Anders) insults her, Mallory (Harley Quinn Smith) gives back as good as she got

"We're very judgmental, aren't we?"

"Well, yeah, but only because all these f—kers need judging."

Just a casual day at the coffee shop for Paul (Martin Freeman) and Ally (Daisy Haggard)

"I once thought you blazed a trail for me, but now you're just in my way."

Lola (Simone Missick) cares not at all for a revered judge-turned-defendant's bad take on her ruling

"Fallon, please, I come in peace."

"Great! Can you leave in peace?"

Laura (Sharon Lawrence) is lucky she only got Fallon's (Elizabeth Gillies) venom and none of her bite

"What is she, the movie Twister?"

"The inside of a Roomba?"

Brad (Bryan Terrell Clark) and Mo (Alex Newell) have a difficult time deciphering Zoey's static electricity costume

"I offered him some of my pho."

"It's a bowl of soup, Rose. We might as well be sharing a toothbrush."

A hungry Simon (John Clarence Stewart) rejects Rose's (Katie Findlay) proposal to split her food

"All we have to do is wait, and eventually he'll resurrect."

"Hopefully in one piece. I don't really feel like playing Mr. Potato Head with his dismembered body."

When you've seen as much brutality as Landon (Aria Shahghasemi) and Hope (Danielle Rose Russell) have, it all starts to feel like child's play

"We're going to the front of a war in a refrigerator!"

Janine (Madeline Brewer) points out that June's plan for their escape isn't quite as smart or detailed as one might hope

"I never sent my daughter to Nigeria, and now she's in a band."

"She's in the L.A. Philharmonic."

"OK, a large band."

It takes a lot to impress Kemi (Gina Yashere)

"So, what do you think Florence likes to eat?"

"I don't know. I've only met her twice, both times at my mother's grave. She's into cemeteries and my dad — two things I've spent my whole life trying to avoid."

"Lasagna it is!"

Regina (Christina Moses) and Rome (Romany Malco) discuss Rome's dad's new girlfriend, whom he met while visiting his wife's grave

"You want me to record them?"

"Well, I highly doubt that I'll get invited to the next barbecue."

Hondo (Shemar Moore) nudges Deacon (Jay Harrington) to get the goods on a pack of racist cops

"Terry is trying to tail Lindsey on the down low."

"The down low? Your brother is the size of a mountain. There is no 'down low' with him."

Luca (Kenny Johnson) loops in Street (Alex Russell) on his little — but big! — brother's new hobby

"Jitters named a frickin' drink after you!"

Allegra (Kayla Compton) makes a case for Frost's crimes being forgiven — and while she is no lawyer, she's not wrong!

"It has been an entire Zendaya since you have recorded music."

Swedish pop producer Alf Musik (Stephen Colbert) hits the girls with some real talk about the inevitable passage of time

"How long has my munchkin been sick?"

"Couple days. She just hasn't wanted to do anything, just lie on me. Also, she needs a bath; she smells like feet."

"I hate to break it to you: That's you."

Jackson (Jesse Williams), diagnosing Harriet... and then April (Sarah Drew)

"You OK?"

"It's hard to say. But... it looks like I'm moving to Boston, so... fingers crossed for new horizons."

"Fingers crossed for new horizons."

Jackson (Jesse Williams) and a newly single April (Sarah Drew), giving us a big hint that Harriet's parents will wind up reuniting