Quotes Of The Week: Why Women Kill, Station 19, Clarice, Ziwe And More

Another Sunday morning, another bakery-fresh batch of Quotes of the Week!

In the list below, we've compiled more than a dozen of the week's best TV sound bites, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Clarice's simple explanation for her (gruesome) chosen profession, more proof that Blair and Tiff are among Black Monday's most corrupt characters, a Grey's Anatomy encounter between doctor and patient that gets awkward very quickly, and an extremely sobering moment from one of the week's several enlightening Tulsa Massacre documentaries.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Lucifer, Dark Side of the Ring and Ziwe, plus quotable moments from Station 19, Why Women Kill, A Million Little Things and more series.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Is that your new guy?"

"Not really."

"That's not a no."

"It's not a yes."

"It's basically a yes. It's like the cousin of yes."

Theo (Carlos Miranda) reads more into a "not really" about Emmett than Travis (Jay Hayden) intended to put there

"She's your veterinarian's wife."

"That's me! Alma Fillcot! I know your cat, Mr. Buttons!"

"How nice. We have mutual friends."

Alma (Allison Tolman) makes an enthusiastic — and slightly grating — first impression on Rita (Lana Parrilla)

"He smells like nasty barbecue."

Unaware that the fragrance Jeffrey is wearing is flambéed Justin, Colby (Matt Mercurio) can't help but crack wise to Madison

"I don't need your help, Dad. Not with the plumbing, not with the feng shui of the penthouse, not with the soda dispenser that started miraculously pumping pinot noir!"

Lucifer (Tom Ellis) has his hands full with a hands-on Dad

"What's Hell like...?"

"Oh! Hell is awesome."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"That's a relief."

"The pain, the torture, the screams of doomed souls begging for the sweet release of a death that will never come.... [Maze loses herself to a rapturous sigh, then off Dan's look]... Oh, you mean for you? Yeah, Hell's gonna suck, bro."

Dan (Kevin Alejandro) asks demon Maze (Lesley-Ann Brandt) about her old stomping grounds

"Unfortunately, you're too late. I'm quitting politics for good, and there is nothing you can offer us that will change that."

"How about unlimited power, sex and money?"

"I mean, we can kick it around!"

"It's worth a conversation!"

"Maybe just a chat!"

Unsurprisingly, Blair (Andrew Rannells) and Tiff (Casey Wilson) can absolutely be bought into supporting the RNC

"It's like those depression commercials where all the women seem so freaking happy. I literally watch them like, 'Maybe I should get depressed so I can wear a white dress and hula hoop with my daughter in the park and find it blissful instead of exhausting.'"

"Right? And chicks with plaque psoriasis are living their best life. Just flaking everywhere."

Renee (Bresha Webb) and her boss Abbie (Emily Tarver) lament misleading TV ads while overseeing a photo shoot for probiotic yogurt

"Jo, what do you think?"

"I thought I was pretty clear we were just doing the baby thing."

Presented with an engagement ring option for Amelia, Jo (Camilla Luddington) teases her future daughter's foster father, Link (Chris Carmack)

"Oh, sorry. I keep forgetting it's COVID, and you can't just touch people."

"Don't worry, I'm wearing protection."

Owen (Kevin McKidd) hears his response to a flirtatious patient... oh, an embarrassing second too late

"This is what you do for a living? You just go chasing after terrible, evil men?"

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"Can't dance."

Clarice (Rebecca Breeds) pulls out a clever li'l quip when an informant questions the agent's line of work

"I put [Aurelian] away a long time ago... 'cause it hurt too much. I don't think I've been Aurelian in 30 or 40 years, and I don't know that I ever will be again. Aurelian's crippled and can't do nothing about it. But I am more comfortable with Jake now. I respect Jake."

WWE Hall of Famer Jake "The Snake" Roberts, whose real name is Aurelian Smith Jr., on how he's used his wrestling persona to cope with childhood trauma and abuse

"I'm 65 now and I'm not ashamed anymore. Still a little angry at times, but not so angry that I have to medicate it. I've been sober for 10 years. I did it. I made it all the way back."

Roberts on seeking counseling for childhood sexual abuse after decades of destructive behavior

"...and me and the other women who met Gary there have a separate support group that meets on Thursdays."

Maggie (Allison Miller) sings the praises of her cancer support group

"Does it seem like I'm doing enough? Do I post that thirsty pic now, or wait a day?"

Christopher Meloni pokes fun at white celebrity allies after the racial reckoning

"Wow! Blackness is not for consumption."

Ziwe to singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers, after urging her to eat a Black man gingerbread cookie

"Tell it right. They took those planes from that oil field, and they planned an aerial attack. And that's what makes it different from all the other race riots in America. Tell it right. They bombed us. They bombed us."

Tulsan and Tulsa Massacre descendant L. Joi McCondichie, speaking without hesitation