Quotes Of The Week: Survivor, This Is Us, How I Met Your Father, NCIS And More

Sunday has come around once more, and so have our picks for TV's best Quotes of the Week.

In the list below, we've gathered nearly a dozen of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got a Survivor secret phrase that one contestant would rather not utter, a fundamental misunderstanding of veganism on WeCrashed, a statement from Billions' Wags that we're pretty sure is a big fat lie, and a travel experience that humbled This Is Us' Kevin in more ways than one.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of How I Met Your Father's season finale (find out how Cobie Smulders' cameo came to be), plus quotable moments from NCIS, Snowfall and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Hm! So, this is what this place looks like. Weird we never come in here."

Sophie (Hilary Duff) wanders into MacLaren's Pub for the first time

"I once had a guy who said, 'I love you' on our first date."

"Wow, you win! Dude sounds like a real piece of work."

"You have no idea. But a good piece of work."

Robin (Cobie Smulders) recalls her very first date with Ted

"You want us to take a picture of you by the fireplace or something?"

Torres (Wilmer Valderrama) teases Jess and her wedding plus-one Palmer about being prom-ready

"Capturing and killing Teddy is one thing. Recording my son talking about illegal activity, a motherf—king other."

Cissy (Michael Hyatt) lets Ruben know in so many words she's not a snitch, especially when it comes to her son Franklin

"I am not a pro wrestler. I am a sports entertainer!"

Chris Jericho, making a bold claim. Someone check on Vince McMahon.

"The appetizers look even better than the main courses."

"I'm a serious vegan."

"Not even a taquito?"

Adam (Jared Leto) doesn't fully grasp the concept of Rebecca's (Anne Hathaway) veganism

"Sun's out, guns out."

Peter Saffa, who removed his shirt while escorting Nicole Rémy's parents across the river, totally missing the point of the Regency era dating show: modesty

"I don't think I've ever actually seen a rich, powerful man enjoy it before."

"Moments like this, if you don't actually enjoy it, what's the darn point?"

Wags (David Costabile) and Prince (Corey Stoll) discuss the joys of wealth... and make us question if Wags is being hyperbolic or forgetful about all the times Axe enjoyed his cash in front of Wags

"Are you implying that 'baby goats' is code for 'sex with Mark S.'?"

"Mm-hmm."

"Wow."

"Is... 'baby goats' code for 'sex with Mark S.'?"

"No, they were actual goats. Why would we call it that?"

Dylan (Zach Cherry) isn't "kid"-ding about his Helly (Britt Lower)/Mark S. theory

"'There is such grace in a game of soccer, it makes me cry.' I don't like soccer! Matter of fact, when I coached my football teams, I told my kids it wasn't even a sport. But I will cry for soccer in this instance... never again!"

For better or worse, the show's secret phrases are back, which allows Mike the opportunity to explain his feelings about a certain sport

"Celebrities, they're just like us. Am I right?"

"You already said that, and I don't know who you are."

Kevin (Justin Hartley) tries to charm a fellow airplane traveler (Nick Brahma) as he struggles on a cross-country flight with his infant twins