Quotes Of The Week: Resident Alien, Superstore, Voice, Grammys And More

The televised awards season might be winding down, but our weekly praise for TV's best dialogue is chugging right along.

For those unfamiliar, our Quotes of the Week column gathers the wittiest, most moving and/or all-around most memorable TV lines from the past seven days, spanning broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got a surprisingly funny confrontation between two Superman & Lois characters, a Voice contestant whose ideal coach isn't the one that turned for her, one of many awkward moments from The Bachelor's After the Final Rose special, and Trevor Noah's attempt to make Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's "WAP" a family-friendly song at the Grammys.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Superstore, Batwoman and This Is Us, plus sound bites from (the freshly renewed!) Resident Alien, Grey's Anatomy, All Rise, Good Trouble and more shows. And though Zack Snyder's Justice League isn't exactly a TV series — it's sure long enough to be one, though — we bent our own rules and included a favorite exchange from the four-hour HBO Max edition. (Speaking of the Snyder cut: Was it worth the wait?)

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"You will always hold a piece of my heart. I hope you find your happiness. I hope you move on with kissing with your eyes closed, and I hope you come up with more phrases than just, 'Thanks for sharing.'"

Believe it or not, Michelle's blunt call-out of Matt's bad habits was nowhere near After the Final Rose's most uncomfortable moment

"Look, I'm kind of bored with the whole faux British accent, billionaire at a football game trying to fit in con job."

"I can assure you, my accent is genuine! I was raised in..."

"...Oh my God, who cares?!"

Lois' (Elizabeth Tulloch) latest confrontation with Morgan Edge (Adam Rayner) was equal parts tense and... hysterical?

"Oh my God! Oh my God! You're Lowell Anderson! Cheyenne, this is Lowell Anderson!"

"Cool. The more I hear it, the more it just sounds like a furniture store."

Glenn's (Mark McKinney) enthusiasm for the arrival of Cloud 9 royalty fails to rub off on Cheyenne (Nichole Sakura)

"Lowell's methods may seem strange, but that's because we're not on his level, intellectually. I mean, this morning I watched a squirrel unwrap a Reese's peanut butter cup for an hour."

"Glenn, you need to get TikTok. That's literally all it is."

We're shocked Glenn (Mark McKinney) isn't already on TikTok, tbh

"You know, you being an alien sort of explains a lot."

Harry's truth is finally revealed to Asta (Sara Tomko) and oddly enough, it makes a lot of sense to her

"Wonder Woman.... What do you think, man, think she'd ever go for a younger guy?"

"She's 5,000 years old, Barry. Every guy is a younger guy."

Victor (Ray Fisher) slows the speedster's (Ezra Miller) roll

"Very Deep Throat, very retro."

"Gross. Who?"

"Seriously?! Watergate? All the President's Men? Robert Redford?"

"Oh, the old guy who was in the Avengers movie?"

When Mark (Wilson Bethel) gets a call from a disguised anonymous tipster, Sam's (Audrey Corsa) historical blindspot is exposed

"My go-to is numb."

"Wow. Did you just describe exactly what was wrong with our relationship in only five words?"

Grappling with their feelings after DeLuca's murder, Nico (Alex Landi) inadvertently stumbles upon the reason his romance with Levi (Jake Borelli) failed

"Need a ride? I'm ice-bridging. Safest way to travel."

"Knowing you, I'm finding that hard to believe."

Frost (Danielle Panabaker) offers Cisco (Carlos Valdes) some cool transpo

"What inspired that reaction just now?"

"Oh my gosh, I love Blake Shelton so much! I'm sorry, Nick! Hi, Blake!"

When John Legend asks contestant Rachel Mac why she's so excited, she gives the vaguest impression that Nick Jonas might not have been her first choice for a coach

"Evil people aren't the exception to the rule, they are the rule."

Not the sermon we were hoping to hear, Gabriel (Seth Gilliam)

"We're all going to find out what 'WAP' stands for. If you have small children in the room, just tell them it's a story about a cat taking a bath."

Tongue planted firmly in his cheek, host Trevor Noah introduces Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B's risqué performance

"Maybe it's just dinner?"

"...if they're serving vagina!"

Beth (Christina Hendricks) wonders what Fitzpatrick's intentions are, but Ruby (Retta) has a pretty good idea

"Good news: I got to drive the Batmobile. Bad news: The wipers button and the rocket launcher look very similar. Someone should label those."

Mary (Nicole Kang) tells Ryan about her Bat-tastic joy ride

"That's your big mic drop moment? 'You killed your soulmate... that you don't even remember'? Yeah, I found my mother's head in a freezer. So if you're trying to shock me, you'll have to do a little better than that."

Alice (Rachel Skarsten) scoffs at Tatiana's big reveal

"It doesn't hurt to talk to someone."

"Like in therapy?"

"I mean, what have you got to lose?"

"My money."

Dyonte (Marcus Emanuel Mitchell) tries to convince Malika (Zuri Adele) to chat with a therapist

"I want to watch NCIS."

"Annie, that's for old people."

"Grandma got me into it."

"I don't care."

"Mark Harmon's a dreamboat."

"A dreamboat? What are you, like, 65?"

Deja (Lyric Ross) refuses to give up the remote so Annie (Faithe Herman) can watch a CBS procedural

"But I'm a councilman. What if there's an emergency? [Off Beth's stern look] I'll just let the city burn."

Randall (Sterling K. Brown) tries, and fails, to evade Beth's rule about no phones at the dinner table

"Any idea why I might have called you here?"

"You so want me to be gay, don't you."

"Well, we would support you, and buy you the right albums."

Nicole (Kat Barrell) summons Rachel (Martina Ortiz-Luis) for a private chat