Quotes Of The Week: Stargirl, Chucky, Grey's Anatomy, Winchesters And More
Our latest Quotes of the Week compilation takes place not only in the year 2022, but in 1879, 1972 and 10,000 B.C. Who says we don't have range?
In the list below, we've gathered nearly 20 of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
In addition to the aforementioned blasts from the past (hailing from Quantum Leap, The Winchesters and La Brea, respectively), we've got Stargirl's clunky attempt at a mealtime prayer, a Love Is Blind conversation that takes an unexpected turn, and a very thin silver lining to Serena's current childbirth situation on The Handmaid's Tale.
Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Chesapeake Shores' series finale (grade the episode!), The Challenge: Ride or Dies and Grey's Anatomy, plus quotable moments from Chucky, All American, The Good Fight and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
LA BREA
"You're familiar with the concept of time travel, yes?"
"We're in 10,000 B.C., Scott."
Scott (Rohan Mirchandaney) braces Gavin (Eoin Macken) for a big reveal about the Lazarus tower
DC'S STARGIRL
"...with liberty and justice for all."
As part of their "perfectly bland family" performance for the hidden cameras, Pat (Luke Wilson) makes like Ricky Bobby and fumbles his way through grace
CHESAPEAKE SHORES
"She knows two harpists?"
"She runs a B&B. It's a strange and shadowy world."
Connor (Andrew Francis) and Bree (Emilie Ullerup) are surprised when Jess is able to find a replacement harpist for their parents' wedding
CHESAPEAKE SHORES (Bonus Quote!)
"About the wedding night. Connor and I put together a few index cards."
"Let's just do this."
"That's the second card."
Kevin (Brendan Penny) teases his dad (Treat Williams) before his nuptials
THE HANDMAID'S TALE
"Maybe they'll have a manger."
June (Elisabeth Moss) tries to buck up Serena, whom they've both just realized likely will have to give birth in an abandoned barn
THE WINCHESTERS
"You haven't given me the silent treatment since I admitted I hated Cabaret."
"Please, please don't open that wound again."
Mary (Meg Donnelly) can sense that Carlos (Jojo Fleites) is mad at her
QUANTUM LEAP
"I know everything about you, Dr. Ben Song from the year 2022. I know what you're doing, but if you value your life, you need to stop following me. Do you understand?"
A mysterious leaper confronts Ben in 1879
THE CHALLENGE: RIDE OR DIES
"Turbo's still [here]... you haven't killed anyone yet?"
Bananas is shocked that Survivor: Turkey's Turbo is back for another season after getting kicked off War of the Worlds 2 for his anger issues
THE CHALLENGE: RIDE OR DIES (Bonus Quote!)
"My fingers feel like they have chlamydia. Brutal."
"How do you know what that feels like?"
"I've had it. Several times."
Devin gives us a lot of information after a physically intense challenge
CHUCKY
"If you're gonna pull my hair, at least tell me I'm pretty."
In a surprise to absolutely no one, Chucky (voiced by Brad Dourif) takes pleasure in being tortured by the kids
THE WATCHER (Episode 6)
"We're listing the house. So either one of you now can buy it and turn it into a f—king cult meeting house, or whatever."
"Well, hallelujah! You hear that, Roger? For our blood cult meetings! I can't wait to tell the other cult members, and then we'll spread the word on QAnon!"
Maureen (Margo Martindale) has had enough of Dean's (Bobby Cannavale) conspiracy theories about how she spends her free time
ALL AMERICAN
"I'm officially resigning as your coach. Do whatever the hell you want to do. Go see how many pot brownies you can shove into your mouth, because I'm done caring."
"There's pot brownies?!"
Party animal JJ (Hunter Clowdus) has the worst possible takeaway from Asher's (Cody Christian) moment of brutal honesty
ONE OF US IS LYING (Episode 1)
"Maybe they're just going to make us watch Twilight?"
"Why would they make us watch Twilight?"
"Because it's the worst."
Unfortunately for Janae (Jessica McLeod) and Nate (Cooper van Grootel), that is not why their anonymous tormentor Simon Says summoned them to an empty theater
LOVE IS BLIND
"This is a boring conversation. Let's talk about something awesome. What is your favorite big cat?"
Cole taps into his inner 10-year-old boy during an intimate chat with fiancée Zanab
GREY'S ANATOMY
"Porn is to actual human sex as The Fast and the Furious is to actual human driving."
Jules (Adelaide Kane) dispels a myth for a group of high schoolers
GREY'S ANATOMY (Bonus Quote!)
"It's just this once."
"Agreed."
"It's not happening again."
"No feelings."
"I don't even like you."
"I'm not for everyone."
Jules (Adelaide Kane) and Blue (Harry Shum Jr.) negotiate their hookup
THE GOOD FIGHT
"You wench."
Diane (Christine Baranski) throws playful shade at her inner minx after boldly making a pass at her silver fox of a doctor, Lyle Bettencourt
BLUE BLOODS
"You never said a word about my eulogy."
"What do you want to hear...? You ate all that crow, and you never took a single sip of water."
Henry (Len Cariou) weighs in on Frank's super-diplomatic words for his super-shady predecessor
FIRE COUNTRY
"Your hair hasn't been this long since your Hanson phase."
Sharon (Diane Farr) now has us itching to see pics of 1990s Bode