Quotes Of The Week: Dexter, Love Island USA, The Buccaneers, Ballard And More

Love Island USA's Amaya Papaya may be winning over America with her words of wisdom, but she isn't the only TV character who's been delivering noteworthy lines.

In our latest Quotes of the Week column below — which rounds up the best sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find a dozen shows represented, including The Buccaneers, The Bold and the Beautiful, The Snake and The Chi.

Also featured in this week's roundup: The Quiz With Balls gives Steve Martin a shoutout he'll never hear, Destination X's Jeffrey Dean Morgan sends a contestant packing with a dad joke and, of course, Amaya Papaya serves up a double dose of confessional realness. Plus, we've got quotable moments from Beyond the Gates, Ballard, Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The Sandman.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich and Kimberly Roots)

"I'm going to leave you with this: You, my dear, have put the 'gone' in 'gondola.'"

Inspired by his Venetian surroundings, Jeffrey Dean Morgan gently kicks JaNa off his bus

"This place is a paradise."

"It's when you know you can't go home, it starts to feel like a prison."

Ginny (Imogen Waterhouse) is second-guessing her escape to Italy

"You got shot in the foot, Grandma. I'm sorry, but it's not like you're gonna die."

As best she can, loco Luna (Lisa Yamada) expresses remorse for shooting Sheila

"Steve Martin — I'm sure you're watching The Quiz With Balls, so we apologize to you, brother."

Excuuuuse me! Jay Pharoah cannot believe a player has no idea who Steve Martin is

"And I'm trying to keep a straight face now. I'm sorry, I'm just smiling right now. But... now I'm getting all kitty and jiggly about it, which is good."

Amaya Papaya once again proves why she's the Shakespeare of our generation

"I feel free! I feel like I could fly like the pigeons back in New York City — like, but I'll be a really pretty, clean pigeon — but I feel free!"

Amaya Papaya is happy as a... a sky rat?

"You going in the field today?"

"I wasn't planning to. Why?"

"Lot of hardware for a guy riding a desk. Look like you're about to go into battle."

Samira (Courtney Taylor) calls out private business owner Ted's (Michael Mosley)... overcompensation 

"So, what are you and Temu Shaft over here going to do to me now?"

Randy (Maurice P. Kerry) may not be a very good hitman, but he's a hilarious hostage

"Maybe that's why you ran off to someone so basic she makes vanilla seem spicy."

It's pretty audacious of Dani (Karla Mosley) to say this about a kind, lovely nurse who did absolutely nothing to her — but we're still laughing

"Surprise, motherf—ker!"

"Isn't there some rule about these things ending after the third ghost?"

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) cracks a mid-dream funny after he's haunted by three faces from his past, including Sgt. Doakes (Erik King)

"Well, she shouldn't be allowed out off a leash, but I'll do what I can."

Barnabas the dog (voiced by Steve Coogan) reluctantly agrees to Destruction's request that he be Delirium's new best friend

"You look like you sell vapes."

Newcomer and "politician" John is slow to get Jack's vote

"Marry me?"

Emmett (Jacob Latimore) has one request for Kiesha upon waking up from his near-death experience

"I actually agree with the president. There should be a UFC fight at the White House, between Donald Trump and Elon Musk. Right? It'll be Golf Clubber Lang versus the Ketamine Machine."

Guest host Anthony Anderson on Trump's recent UFC proposal