Quotes Of The Week: Walter Boys, Outlander, Twisted Metal And More
August may have sipped away like a bottle of wine, but we're still here drinking up all the best TV dialogue in our latest Quotes of the Week.
In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including Match Game, Peacemaker, Project Runway, The Challenge and Twisted Metal.
Also featured in this week's roundup: My Life With the Walter Boys delivers a book club spoiler, Outlander: Blood of My Blood demands to be ruined and Big Brother takes newbies to school.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Kimberly Roots and Ryan Schwartz)
PEACEMAKER
"You got a good view there, Beaker?"
"'Beaker'? Who's...?"
"[Customer in line] He's a Muppet."
"Do I look like him?"
"A little."
"And that's bad?"
"It's not good."
Harcourt (Jennifer Holland) finds a pharmacist observing her outburst
PEACEMAKER (Bonus Quote!)
"That motherf—ker looks like he caught all the Pokémen, know what I'm saying?"
"No, I don't."
"Super. Nerd."
"Pokémon is plural. Not 'Pokémen.'"
"Well, I'm sorry, Pokémon's grammar is not my bag, man."
Agent Fleury (Tim Meadows) shares with Economos (Steve Agee) his first impression of Adrian
PROJECT RUNWAY
"She is a matured, older school-girl. This is an Audrey Hepburn kind of inspiration, so I'm taking different elements of like preppy, little bit of sophistication. Also, I made socks because I love a striped sock with a look."
"I hated that story."
Law clocks Belania — again!
MY LIFE WITH THE WALTER BOYS
"That ranch has been in George's family for generations, and we are simply doing everything we can just to keep it in the family but nobody knows that because nobody's asked. I mean, we could've just sold it to a developer. How do you think that would've worked for you?... Oh, and another thing: That book you all picked for book club? Helen dies in the end."
Katherine (Sarah Rafferty) has had it with this town!
OUTLANDER: BLOOD OF MY BLOOD
"Your name, your honor, your virtue — I couldna live with myself. You'd be ruined, Ellen."
"Ruin me."
Brian (Jamie Roy) has valid concerns about sleeping with Ellen (Harriet Slater) before they're wed, concerns she absolutely does not share.
BIG BROTHER
"My HOH reign this week definitely showed the newbies how to play the game. I got out a huge player. I've forced Keanu to play with me. I broke up the showmance. The house is definitely shook. Class is in session and these newbies should all be taking notes!"
Modesty may not be Rachel Reilly's forte, but everything does seem to be going her way in the BB house thus far
THE CHALLENGE: VETS AND NEW THREATS
"Honey, Aneesa flips and flops more than a dead fish. Wait, what the f–k does that mean? [Laughs]. I meant a fish out of water! [Tries again] Aneesa flips and flops more than a fish out of water, so I'm not one bit surprised. That girl cannot stay loyal to anything besides losing The Challenge."
Ashley Mitchell throws shade (or at least tries to) after Aneesa Ferreira votes for Yeremi and Ashley at deliberation
TWISTED METAL
"Cheat codes? Pathetic."
Does Calypso (Anthony Carrigan) not know he's in a video-game adaptation?
PLATONIC
"I love your mother."
"Why?"
"I may be her for Halloween."
Stewart (Guy Branum) finds inspiration in Charlie's (Luke Macfarlane) wicked mother
MATCH GAME
"Ego, out of all the Canadians you've met on SNL, who is your favorite?"
"OK, wait — is Lorne watching?"
"Not a chance."
After all, SNL boss Lorne Michaels was probably busy taking a red Sharpie to this season's cast list