Quotes Of The Week: The Good Doctor, Chucky, NCIS, Queen Sugar And More

A killer doll, a doctor from Grey's Anatomy's past and characters from three different NCISes all pop up in our latest Quotes of the Week compilation.

In the list below, we've gathered 25 of the small screen's best sound bites from the past seven days, including scenes both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Morgan's bright future as a food critic on The Good Doctor, Family Guy's latest dig at Parade magazine (which kinda doubles as a compliment?), Gibbs' explanation for his bittersweet NCIS departure, and commentary on the perks of being a white male, courtesy of New Amsterdam and Legends of Tomorrow.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Ghosts and The Equalizer, plus quotable moments from Survivor, Queen Sugar, CSI: Vegas, The Conners and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Fool me once, shame on me, and that's it. That's the end of it. You're not gonna fool me twice."

...said JD Robinson just minutes before he was, indeed, fooled twice

"Grey made her cry... and I'm here for it."

Helm (Jaicy Elliot), totally misinterpreting what went down between Meredith and Addison in the elevator

"What's your name?"

"Schmitt?"

"Is that a question?"

"No?"

Nah, Levi (Jake Borelli) isn't awestruck by Addison (Kate Walsh), not in the least

"Parade magazine says that owning a dog is the secret to a happy life."

"You read Parade magazine?"

"If you know a better magazine for ordering plates with people's faces on them, I would like to hear about it!"

We're honestly impressed that Family Guy managed to work its long-running gag of dunking on Parade magazine into Quagmire and Brian's (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) latest squabble

"Need your beard dye, Idris?"

After Calvin pokes fun at Malcolm for using concealer, Tina (Tichina Arnold) gives Calvin a taste of his own medicine

"Time to use your superpower!"

"So you want me to turn to steel and knock around some skulls?"

"No, your other superpower: You are a white man in 1925. You go sweet-talk that sheriff and get him to give you the safe."

Sara (Caity Lotz) knows Nate's (Nick Zano) Citizen Steel persona is no competition to his inherent privilege

"That's Ernie's friend...? It's like Sarah Connor got together with... whatever Ernie is."

Kai (Alex Tarrant) is impressed by the sort of woman the team's goofy cyber intelligence specialist attracts

"Hi, I'm Chucky, and I'm your friend 'til the end! Heidi-f–king-ho, ha, ha, ha!"

The maniacal red-headed doll (voiced by Brad Dourif) makes a new pal in lead kid Jake

"When something isn't working, he creates a mess on purpose, right, to force people to pay attention so that something gets done, and if some people don't like it, what he's 'supposed' to do, he doesn't care. It just rolls right off him. How does he do that?"

"I mean, I suppose step one is being a tall, hot, straight white guy. Doesn't hurt. I just called him hot, didn't I?"

Helen (Freema Agyeman) and Iggy's (Tyler Labine) discussion of Max reveals that Iggy might have a wee bit of a crush

"Your lobby looks like a progressive piñata just exploded. There are so many memorial plaques and so many apologetic commemorative poems. I mean, you might as well be getting a checkup at a Bernie Sanders rally."

Veronica (Michelle Forbes) sizes up what she sees as Max's failures

"Y'all better leave me alone. We've been in a pandemic. Not all of us have a Hollywood at home who paints our toes after he sucks them — or whatever freaky stuff y'all into."

Nova (Rutina Wesley) teasingly defends her crusty quarantine toes during a girls' spa day with Vi and Charley

"Is there some Women Who Kill dating site out there that I don't know about, or do you just have the world's worst luck with the ladies?"

Kilbride (Gerald McRaney) raises a good point about Callen's taste in fierce femmes

"Child, don't let no trolls take your confidence."

Tizzie (Alex Newell) to Nikki, after she decided not to be the face of Eve's Crown. (But it felt like she was talking to us all.)

"Ugh, it tastes like a toenail dusted with stevia!"

Morgan (Fiona Gubelmann) is not a fan of the new, healthier snacks provided by Ethicure Medical

"Sometimes — very rare occasions — when a ghost is able to resolve a long-standing issue, the heavens open up and... whoosh, they get sucked off."

"We all dream of getting sucked off."

"And that's the term that you guys decided—"

"Don't tell them, please. This is all I have."

Hetty (Rebecca Wisocky) and Sasappis (Román Zaragoza) describe to Sam (Rose McIver) what it's like to move on — and Trevor (Asher Grodman) would very much like to keep the inappropriate choice of words

"I would take Pete's advice on this with a grain of salt."

Hetty (Rebecca Wisocky) doesn't think the guy with the arrow through his neck should be teaching archery

"Why are you dressed like a Playmobil figurine?"

Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) sums up Nandor's outfit perfectly

"Oh, my God! I brought the macaroni salad. The white is coming from inside the house!"

Marina (Karla Souza) realizes, in horror, how white her husband's family is — and that she's partially responsible for their behavior

"Oh. You've got one of those doors like Matt Lauer. [With a hint of disgust] Neat."

A POI closes the door behind Allie (Mandeep Dhillon) with a hidden button

"Imagine me on live news, dead, in mismatch clothes. Never."

An always-fashion-conscious and stubborn Maurice (Brian Jordan Jr.) to Q, who is holding him at gunpoint to rob the bank where Maurice works

"If you get shot, I'll kill you."

The Equalizer (Queen Latifah) flirtatiously but cautiously warns Det. Dante before they attempt to save a kidnapping victim

"What else do you want? His pants size or his favorite ice cream?"

"No, his shoe size and his favorite color."

Robyn (Queen Latifah) gives Bishop (Chris Noth) a taste of his own snark while trying to get him to track a suspect

"How are the panic attacks coming?"

"Well, I'm sitting in this van with my ex and the guy that I was going to go to Hawaii with, and a psychic told me that the only way I'm ever going to figure out my life is if I go on a spiritual journey."

"Sounds like driving into a tornado is the best thing that could happen to you right now."

Darlene (Sara Gilbert) may want to consider the advice of someone other than storm chaser Dr. Harding (Fred Savage)

"How could you forget, Janae? It's three f—king numbers."

"Because I'm drunk, Bronwyn. Is that a crime?"

"Literally, yes!"

In the middle of an argument, Bronwyn (Marianly Tejada) reminds Janae (Jessica McLeod) that underage drinking is, indeed, illegal

"What I'm feeling, this sense of peace.... I have not had this since Shannon and Kelly died. And I'm not ready to let it go."

Gibbs (Mark Harmon) explains to McGee, best he can, why he won't be leaving Alaska