Quotes Of The Week: Never Have I Ever, Platonic, Superman & Lois And More
Sunday has come around once again, and so has our regularly scheduled Quotes of the Week compilation.
In the list below, we've gathered more than a dozen of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including scripted moments from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we've got killer comebacks from Cruel Summer and High Desert's latest episodes, one of our favorite exchanges between Devi and Ben on Never Have I Ever's final season, and an unexpected glimpse into Duela's love life on Gotham Knights.
Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Platonic and Superman & Lois.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
CRUEL SUMMER
"How do you say, 'You're hot' in your language?"
"You mean in English? Or do you want me to translate it into whatever it is that you speak?"
Exchange student Isabella (Lexi Underwood) schools a townie
SUPERMAN & LOIS
"...but I am never looking over there again. Some lady just gave birth to triplets."
Jordan (Alexander Garfin) uses his new X-ray vision on one hospital room too many
SUPERMAN & LOIS (Bonus Quote!)
"I really appreciate you not lasering my ass that time I pantsed you in gym class."
Now in on Clark's secret, Kyle (Erik Valdez) realizes he dodged a bullet or two during their childhood!
HIGH DESERT
"Do you have a bathroom I can use that won't kill me or get me pregnant?"
"You can still get pregnant?"
Wendi (Shannon DeVido) throws some serious shade Peggy's way (Patricia Arquette)
MANIFEST (Series Finale)
"We've got to get on the plane."
"Uh... the plane that the Earth just threw up?"
Eagan (Ali Lopez-Sohaili) would like to at least wait for the red-hot magma to finish dripping off 828
MANIFEST (Series Finale Bonus Quote!)
"Copy that, Captain."
"You... you're just going to 'Copy that'? I have, like, zero experience."
Michaela (Melissa Roxburgh) is uneasy about bringing the resurrected 828 in for a landing
GREMLINS: SECRETS OF THE MOGWAI (Episode 5)
"Now what?"
"I'm open to crying."
When the kids are chased by zombie-like creatures, Sam's (voiced by Izaac Wang) next suggestion is a rather simple one
AMERICAN BORN CHINESE (Episode 8)
"This one shows him having chainsaws for arms.""No.""Damn, I was hoping that one was real."Anuj (Mahi Alam), Wei-Chen (Jimmy Liu) and Jin skim mangas, wondering what form Bull Demon will take
AMERICAN BORN CHINESE (Episode 8 Bonus Quote!)
"How are they doing that?""Anuj's parents are loaded!"Coach Garrett (Larry Bates) and Principal Harris (Lilli Birdsell) take in the high-flying "Cosplay Club" performance
NEVER HAVE I EVER (Episode 4)
"Never thought I'd be so grateful you're built like a shotputter."
"Um, please? I'm a snatched waist, slim-fit queen. And so are you, apparently!"
Ben (Jaren Lewison) and Devi (Maitreyi Ramakrishnan) trade shirts — and insults — after his is ruined just before a crucial College Day interview
PLATONIC
"It's fine. I already have them. They're not that bad."
Peyton (Emily Kimball) talks boyfriend Will off the ledge when he worries they'll get bed bugs at the dollar-per-pound vintage clothing sale
PLATONIC (Bonus Quote!)
"If there was a Pixar movie about a glass of water, they would cast him."
Will (Seth Rogen) describes Charlie (Luke Macfarlane) to a friend
GOTHAM KNIGHTS
"Guess who took a ride on the Bat-wang?"
Duela (Olivia Rose Keegan) kisses (and then some) and tells