Quotes Of The Week: New Amsterdam, Loki, The Bold Type, Manifest And More

If you watched Tuesday's New Amsterdam season finale, then you've already gotten a sneak peek at our latest Quotes of the Week roundup: How could we not include Max's crazy-romantic voicemail to Helen, right?

The NBC medical drama is one of a dozen TV series to be honored in this week's compilation of sound bites. Elsewhere in our collection, you'll find John Oliver's high level of self-awareness on Last Week Tonight, Veronica's zinger-filled visit to jailbird Katheryn on The Haves and the Have Nots, The Bold Type's promise that we'll never look at cucumbers the same way again, and yet more evidence that Black Monday's Blair has absolutely no conscience. (As if we needed more!)

Plus, we've got double doses of several shows, including Loki (read series premiere recap), Sweet Tooth and Hacks.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"I miss you. I can't get you out of my head. It's very distracting. We said things to each other that were just the beginning, and we never quite... Anyway, now you're gone, and it just feels like it's been forever. And I need to see you. I need to talk to you. I need to be with you in all the ways that I've been dreaming of."

Max (Ryan Eggold) leaves Helen quite the voicemail message!

"Buck up, kid. There's no crying in the apocalypse."

Tommy (Nonso Anozie) gives Gus some much-needed tough love

"If we can see past the fear, we find out what really matters, and we learn that sometimes the things that set us apart can also bring us together. Because family is what we make it. Each one of us. Together."

The show's narrator (James Brolin) hits us with some tender wisdom in the finale's final moments

"You really shouldn't wear that wig anymore. You look like a man."

"Honey, I know you don't have any mirrors in here, but you can't talk about the way people look — trust me."

Veronica (Angela Robinson) isn't about to take beauty tips from jailbird Katheryn (Reneé Lawless)

"What's the origin of the white face — I'm not offended, I'll let it slide, it was a different time — and the stripes and the handkerchief?"

Nikki Glaser grills a panel of mimes

"[Chuckling] Really, Daniel — I'd do a spit take, but this is single malt."

Lucifer (Tom Ellis) is tickled to learn that Detective Douche has lost a(nother) fugitive

"You know what? I am not even going to ask this time. Because you two are the couple that cried relationship."

Ella (Aimee Garcia) sees Lucifer and Chloe arrive at a crime scene all lovey-dovey and arm-in-arm

"Wowww — you're putting in more hours now than when you worked here."

Jared (J.R. Ramirez) sees the recently resigned Michaela arrive at the precinct for yet another favor

"Everyone in LA has such good style! I can't tell who's HAIM and who's just three people."

"HAIM is actually on tour right now, so..."

"I love that you know that."

The denizens of Los Angeles continue to surprise Ava (Hannah Einbinder), who's more than happy to be back in her own city

"Your ego doesn't allow you to take in information like a normal human being. No one's allowed to communicate honestly with you, and if they do, you either shut them out or push them away, or I don't know, hit them with your car."

"Almost hit them with my car."

"Not a great defense!"

Even when Ava (Einbinder) and Deborah (Jean Smart) go head-to-head, they still manage to be funny — albeit unintentionally this time

"I think she's dating someone. I heard her on the phone a couple times. She said, 'I love you,' and then something in Farsi about cucumbers, according to the Internet."

"Are cucumbers, like, a lesbian sex thing?"

"No."

Jane (Katie Stevens) tries to decipher Kat's (Aisha Dee) freak-out about her ex-girlfriend Adena

"It's true. Under a system of white supremacy, we do tend to wear our race on our face. My face, for example, is currently wearing down-market vintage colonial casual. I'd change into something a little less imperial if I could. But I can't. So instead, I wear these glasses."

"OK, I'm scared. I don't want my face to burn off. My mom says I have the jawline of a young Hilary Swank."

Who can blame Felix (Anthony Turpel) for not wanting to mess with his natural beauty?

"Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature and do, in fact, possess what many cultures would call a soul."

"What? To my knowledge? Do a lot of people not know if they're robots?"

Loki (Tom Hiddleston) is asked some existentially befuddling questions upon arriving at the Time Variance Authority

"You see, I only came into possession of the Tesseract because [the Avengers] traveled through time, no doubt in a last-ditch effort to stave off my ascent to god king."

"That's quite an accusation."

"Oh, believe me, you can smell the cologne of two Tony Starks."

The Avengers' resident genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist might want to be more subtle the next time he bends the time-space continuum

"What do I have to feel guilty about?"

"Maybe, just checking my notes here, double-crossing your wife on your wedding day, dropping your business rival off a building, blackmailing your lover into hanging himself and then poisoning his life's legacy on national TV?"

"Eh."

Therapy probably isn't going to work for a guy like Blair (Andrew Rannells)