Quotes Of The Week: Stargirl, Roswell, Devil In Ohio, Animal Kingdom And More

Summer TV may be winding down, but our weekly appreciation of its stellar dialogue is still in full swing.

In the Quotes of the Week list below, we've gathered more than a dozen of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got a Password faux pas from host Keke Palmer that she won't live down anytime soon, What We Do in the Shadows' introduction of a musical genre that we didn't even know existed, a polarizing new look for DC's Stargirl's Pat, and a fashion question that Harley Quinn definitely shouldn't be asking a young Bruce Wayne.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Animal Kingdom's series finale (grade the swan song here) and She-Hulk's latest outing (get the scoop on that cameo), plus quotable moments from Devil in Ohio, MasterChef, The Bachelorette and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

DC'S STARGIRL

"Pat. The 'stache! You left home a boy and came back a man."

"What, are you kidding? He looks like an evil Pat Dugan from a parallel universe."

Mike (Trae Romano) doesn't share Sylvester's (Joel McHale) admiration for Pat's vacation beard

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

"We're going to strike out on tour! It's how all the best vampire acts started: Gloria Estefang, Bloody Holly, Bat Stevens, Batboy Slim, Hall & Throats, Tame Impaler, the Undead Kennedys..."

Laszlo (Matt Berry) rattles off a long list of the greatest vampire bands the world has never known

THE BACHELORETTE

"You made a cameo on Colton Underwood's season of The Bachelor... you had quite the impact. Tell us about that."

"Yes, it was one of the gayest — I mean, greatest moments of my entire life."

Billy Eichner reflects on that time he suggested Colton Underwood might be gay... two years before Underwood indeed came out to the public

SHE-HULK

"You thought she drove a Passat?"

Jen (Tatiana Maslany) is quite amused that Dennis was so easily catfished by a faux Megan Thee Stallion

SHE-HULK (Bonus Quote!)

"I just want to make sure you don't think this is one of those Cameo Every Week kind of shows. Because it's not. Well, except Bruce... And Blonsky... And Wong... Just remember whose show this actually is."

Jen (Tatiana Maslany) argues the case for scarce cameos, poorly

AEW DYNAMITE

"Before I was ever CM Punk, I was just a punk rock kid from Chicago. I was born lonely at Christ Hospital, blue in the face with the cord around my neck because they've been trying to kill me since the day I was born, and they ain't found the man man enough to do it yet. And Jon Moxley, you ain't him!"

CM Punk, delivering an impassioned challenge to his All Out opponent, Jon Moxley

DEVIL IN OHIO (Episode 6)

"Shall we say grace?"

"[Everyone in unison] No!"

By this point, the Mathis family has had their fill of Mae's (Madeleine Arthur) folksy charms

GENERATION GAP

"OK, [the photo is] Phil Collins and Lily Collins."

"I don't know either of them."

"Oh, you don't know either of them...? I'm going to get you a TV, and a radio."

Host Kelly Ripa aims to boost a rugrat's knowledge base

ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO

"When did you become a plant daddy?"

Alex's (Tyler Blackburn) response to Michael saving their lives with his botanical skills is reason No. 1,025 why we love them

MASTERCHEF

"Chef, this is a Blue Team duck that's still quacking."

Joe brings news from the dining room that will surely drive Gordon daffy

ANIMAL KINGDOM

"Hey! We're gonna be OK. I'm gonna be all right."

Pope (Shawn Hatosy) unintentionally (?) lies to his kid brothers on the day that both he and Craig would die

ANIMAL KINGDOM (Bonus Quote!)

"It didn't have to be this way. But you are who you are. You did what you did. So you know what happens next."

"You deserved it — all of you, for what you did to my mom. You deserved it!"

Before Pope (Shawn Hatosy) can drown him, J (Finn Cole) spits out his truth

PASSWORD

"We're going back to you, Chelsea.... The clue is 'virgin,' the clue is 'pru—'"

Host Keke Palmer makes a booboo, blurting out the password

HARLEY QUINN

"I don't trust clowns with secrets."

"I am barely clown-themed anymore. I just think I look hot like this. I mean, check out how good these booty shorts make my ass look, right? [Off Bruce's confused look] Never mind, you're 8."

Harley (voiced by Kaley Cuoco) tries to earn a young Bruce Wayne's trust

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