Quotes Of The Week: Muppets Mayhem, All American, Grey's, Voice And More

Succession's Roys, Family Guy's Griffins and Lopez vs. Lopez's... well, Lopezes, are just some of the TV families to appear in our latest Quotes of the Week compilation.

In the list below, we've gathered nearly two dozen of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got one of Survivor's most memorable exits of recent seasons, sage relationship advice from Chicago P.D.'s Voight, a romantic Grey's Anatomy speech that certainly made our hearts skip a beat, and not one, but two references to Peacock from different NBCUniversal series.

Also featured in this week's roundup: quotable moments from The Other Two, Ghosts, Rabbit Hole, The Blacklist and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"As you may have heard, I have left the industry to start doing good. Well, not today. Today is Friday. But Monday... I do good."

Brooke (Heléne Yorke) is ready to ditch showbiz and make the world a better place... just after this weekend

"I tune into Peacock every single day to watch Law & Order, so I know the drill."

Considering Days viewers are already paying for Peacock, can the show please stop making these lazy references to the streamer? Also, Paulina (Jackée Harry) watches Law & Order every single day?! No wonder she's always on edge!

"Hey, can we talk to you for a minute?"

"Make it quick. I've only got an hour left on my Peacock free trial."

Meanwhile, in other Peacock references from NBC properties...

"Jeff, I promised everybody back home if you snuffed my torch, I would De Niro-face you."

"Sure. This is your moment."

"[Full-on Robert De Niro impression] You snuff my torch, Jeff? Snuff my torch, huh? Go ahead. Snuff."

Danny Massa makes quite the exit, turning on his inner gangster as Jeff Probst prepares those famous final words

"It's just one test — it doesn't mean anything. Except he's not good at math, science, English or logic. Or days of the week."

Ethan's grammar school teacher Mrs. Moyers (Arden Myrin) reveals the results of his aptitude test to his crestfallen genius-grandfather Abe

"They may be willing to talk Slovenia or Slovakia."

"Mmm, yeah, I think I'm a no on the Slos."

Connor (Alan Ruck) drives a hard bargain while negotiating with Roman (Kieran Culkin) for a plum ambassadorship

"What's with all the lights and the cameras? Are you guys making a movie?"

"Um..."

"Crocs and Arby's?! Oh my God, you're making porn!"

Lois' (Alex Borstein) accurate assumption really gives new meaning to Arby's' We Have the Meats slogan

"You get to save lives — in pajamas!"

Levi (Jake Borelli) uses comfy scrubs to incentivize Helm to return to Grey Sloan

"Don't get married. Maybe... maybe I'm too late. Maybe I lost my chance. But I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't tell you while you still had time to change your mind. Trey doesn't see you. Or maybe he sees an old version of you. But I see you. Simone, I see you. And I love... every single thing I see."

Lucas (Niko Terho) takes us — and Simone? — to Swoon City

"If I was adopted, [my mother] would have told me. It has to be a mistake, right? I mean, I have my grandmother's feet!"

Siya (Anya Banerjee) is having trouble processing that she might not be Meera Malik's biological daughter

"What do you think?"

"[Dick smiles] Third time's the charm."

Dick (Brenton Thwaites) lays his eyes on "Robin 3.0" (Jay Lycurgo)

"My only regret is that I lack the ability to physically put a ring on this finger."

"You've already embedded a shiny metal object deep in my heart."

"You're referring to the bullet I killed you with."

"Or as Samantha would say, our meet cute."

Isaac (Brandon Scott Jones) and Nigel (John Hartman), after they get engaged

"What the blue bloody f—k was that?!"

Ben (Charles Dance) is duly caught off-guard by "Liv" and her particular set of skills

"That is dark, even for a sociopath."

"Where'd you get your psychology degree?"

"Thirty years of human depravity."

Stabler (Chris Meloni) and a suspect (Pamela Mitchell) mock each other in the interrogation room

"Look, I know it sounds corny, but Dr. Spears always says you cannot heal until you feel."

"Yeah, well, Doc McStuffins would diagnose what you just said as overreactitis."

JJ's (Hunter Clowdus) reference to a Disney Junior series is his most juvenile comeback yet

"I don't know that song at all."

"What?!?"

"Y'all don't all know that song. Y'all are just doing that now. I don't know — Keith Urban? Do I listen to Keith Urban?"

"This is not Keith Urban!"

Kelly Clarkson is stunned that Chance the Rapper has never heard U2's "With or Without You"

"You wanna talk romance? You've come to the right place. I once dated Crosby, Stills and Nash. Young was too old."

We were instantly obsessed with old-timey record label executive Penny (Leslie Carrara-Rudolph), and this was the perfect opening line

"I'm an officer of the Central Intelligence Agency. Straight answers might be hard to come by."

"Well, I'm an aggravated, old son of a bitch who knows how to shake the life out of a tree until it drops its fruit."

Kilbride (Gerald McRaney) wants answers, and will probably get them!

"You know, it is OK to let go if you're the only one fighting. Doesn't mean you don't love him."

Voight (Jason Beghe), giving Upton sound advice about her current situation with absentee husband Halstead

"You did not go over the wall."

"No, George. I did not go over the wall."

George (James Fleet) remembering how he and Charlotte (Golda Rosheuvel) first met has us ugly-crying in a corner