Quotes Of The Week: Filthy Rich, SNL, Supernatural, Bly Manor And More

Thanksgiving might still be a few weeks away, but we've got a veritable cornucopia of Quotes of the Week for your reading pleasure.

Even though the fall TV season looks a bit different this year, there's still plenty of quality dialogue coming from the shows we have, as evidenced by nearly two dozen zingers and bon mots in the list below.

This time around, we've got a perfectly splendid monologue from one of The Haunting of Bly Manor's ankle-biters (mild Episode 4 spoilers, by the way!), a Dancing With the Stars interview that got way too personal, Lovecraft Country's quick lesson in etymology and three late-night hosts who'd like to weigh in on President Trump's COVID-19 diagnosis.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Supernatural and The Boys, plus sound bites from Filthy Rich, Big Brother, We Are Who We Are and more.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"New York is back, baby! We lost our edge there for a minute... the city started looking like a giant Bed Bath & Beyond... and then BAM! Ol' Ricky took one in the chops."

Honey, Bill Burr found a silver lining in the assault on Rick Moranis

"What happened to you? You're late."

"How do you expect me to pull off this level of Hawaiian-ness on such short notice?"

Fraser (Jack Dylan Grazer) explains why he's tardy to his friends' impromptu wedding: the luau-themed dress code, of course

"Once again, bickering in public gets us free therapy from strangers."

You know, Homer (voiced by Dan Castellaneta) and Marge really do find themselves in this situation quite a bit

"While the doctors were presenting a rosy picture, they also revealed that Trump has been put on two drugs: remdesivir and dexamethasone. I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure it's not a good sign when you get prescribed the high score in a Scrabble game."

"Well, since you didn't get to try my eggplant, at least you're enjoying my coq."

Innuendos abound as chef Gabriel (Lucas Bravo) takes pleasure in the fact that Emily likes his coq au vin (that's braised chicken, for the uninitiated)

"I really don't appreciate the condescending tone."

"Well, that's my only tone."

Paul (John Slattery) waits for his brother's hot-shot employee to get up to speed

"That anxious boy, really? With the moist handshake?"

Annie's mom (Ann Cusack) questions her daughter's taste in men (aka Hughie)

"Girls do get it done."

Frenchie (Tomer Capon), watching Starlight, Queen Maeve and Kimiko beat up Stormfront

"QAnon thrives on Facebook in particular like mold on a hot bag of wet bread."

Maddow zings the right-wing conspiracy group while discussing the social media giant's ban on its posts

"And my momma's name is Hippolyta! It's Greek, a—hole."

Dee (Jada Harris) sets straight Lancaster and his cohort

"The end... almost here. [Loud music draws the horde away from its target] Our end."

The talking walker in Beta's head has quite a sense of humor

"I mean, can we just assume everyone in the White House has coronavirus at this point? It's like Game of Thrones, except we'd be happy if it ended with Bran in charge."

"What we do, generally, is we get the job. And before that job airs, we tell everybody, 'The show's amazing. It's the best work I've ever done...' And then we go get another job, and we get that job based on the job you just did, which is the best work you've ever done. And then, when that job comes out and it sucks, it's fine. You've already got another job, and that job's amazing. It's the best work you've ever done."

Fargo's Timothy Olyphant describes the cyclical process of booking a TV show, then going out and promoting it, before moving on to the next one

"Psalm 25:3: 'No one who hopes in you will ever be put to shame, but shame will come to those who are treacherous without cause.'"

"The 'you' in that scripture is God, not Ginger Sweet."

"What's the difference if we both bring people to ecstasy?"

Is it hot in here, or is it just Ginger (Melia Kreiling) and Margaret's (Kim Cattrall) steamy Christian talk show banter?

"I actually trimmed [my chest hair] for you, Bruno. It's the first time I've seen my nipples in 15 years!"

Nev Schulman might be a great dancer, but his post-performance small talk could use some work

"You're not dying, you know."

"What do you mean?"

"When Mum and Dad died, I thought I was going to die, too. I was sure of it. But then I thought, what if I was already dead? But nobody else knew, and I was walking around dead, but everybody could see and hear me? That was dreadful. It only felt like dying because actually, I was still alive. You have to be, to feel that way. I wasn't dead. I was just really, really sad."

After Owen (Rahul Kohli) loses his mother, Flora (Amelie Bea Smith) slays us all while describing grief

"... In the midst of a pandemic, when you act without caution, you cannot expect the virus to 'stand back and stand by.'"

"Now that I don't have any [sports to watch], all that extra brain space is just diverted back into anxiety and neurosis."

"What about those marble races on YouTube?"

"Rigged. Blue swirly wins way too often. I can't invest."

As lockdown gets underway, Ellis (Shakina Nayfack) struggles to find a decent replacement for watching NBA games

"How do they do it so freakin' fast? Like, are they just practicing taking their clothes off all the time?"

Christmas marvels at Cody, Enzo and Memphis' performance in the Head of Household competition, which involves quickly peeling off different items of clothing

"What are you?"

"He's a millennial. Don't let that throw you. He's a good kid."

Dean (Jensen Ackles) jokingly comes to Jack's defense after Mrs. Butters senses something is different about the kid

"Why didn't you call me?"

"I figured you were... practicing your sign language."

"And that's more important than coming to save you? [silence] Dean?"

"It's been a while for you, man."

Dean (Jensen Ackles) really didn't want to interrupt Sam's (Jared Padalecki) date with Eileen

"I never understood. Why a motel room?"

"I just assumed it was because back on Earth, they'd always stay in places like this on their way to somewhere else. They weren't home, but at least they were safe. With people they loved, hopefully."

Keir (Ntare Guma Mbaho Mwine) and Amy (Kristina Hanna) question the reality of their otherworldly "home"