Quotes Of The Week: Organized Crime, The Resident, Survivor, Grey's And More

Another batch of our favorite Quotes of the Week has arrived, and it's taking us from the Dutton Ranch all the way to Survivor's Fiji locale.

In the list below, we've gathered nearly 30 of the small screen's best sound bites from the past seven days, including scenes both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Tom's rather bizarre appreciation for Greg on Succession, NCIS' sly nod to Gary Cole's acting past, a Big Mouth tongue-twister involving the star of American Crime Story: Impeachment and irrefutable evidence that SEAL Team now releases on a streaming service instead of broadcast TV.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of The Challenge: All Stars, Insecure and Station 19 (sob!), plus a rare triple dose, this time for Yellowstone's highly quotable Season 4 premiere. (Who died?)

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"What are you wearing?"

"A chastity belt."

"Weird — me, too."

Nick (Scott Speedman) and Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) are even cute in their text messages

"You a therapist?"

"I am the rock therapists break themselves against."

After analyzing Carter (Finn Little), Beth (Kelly Reilly) explains just how wrong he is about her

"Care for a drink?"

"Double Tito's, three olives."

"You mean a martini."

"Nope. Martinis have vermouth and are enjoyed with friends. I don't like vermouth, and these aren't my friends."

Beth (Kelly Reilly) schools a waitress before a contentious chat with former boss Bob and his flunky

"Living in Montana is just poverty with a view."

Tell us how you really feel, Caroline (Jacki Weaver)!

"I come from a big family — like, Brady Bunch big."

We see what you did there, NCIS! (Gary Cole, of course, played Mike Brady in the movie sendups.)

"You know, this spa has very nice showers. You should try one. It's smelling a little fishy in here."

Olivia (L. Scott Caldwell) to her former daughter-in-law Alex, a fisherman's daughter, before hilariously (and meanly) throwing a hot stone and cloth at her

"Jesus Christ, you're always hungry! You know, I'd say you were turning into your mother, but that would be an improvement."

"My mother always told me, 'Never let a man c–kblock you from what really makes you happy,' and eating makes me happy!"

Tiffany Valentine (Jennifer Tilly) bites back after Chucky (this time voiced by Fiona Dourif) tries to fat-shame her

"I have some... elements I have to deal with, which is uno and dos [gestures to breasts]. Didn't have those back in the day. They are big, huge hazards, so I tape these suckers up. T—ties down, let's f—kin' play."

Tina Barta proves why she's an All Star with one of many, many magical sound bites

"Why am I an All Star? 'Cause I'm Teck Money, baby. I got the looks, I got the brain, I got the gift of gab. I'm like Amazon... the total package."

...and while we're at it, Teck Holmes still brings the funny, too

"And sadly, women like Mrs. Watson don't have the time to wait for men in the Lords to decide what's best for them."

Dr. Patrick Turner (Stephen McGann), regarding England's proposed abortion reform bill

"You put me through an intervention! An intervention, can you believe it?!"

"An intervention for what?"

"No, it's not that kind of intervention. It's just love trouble, that's all."

Violet (Hanako Greensmith) lashes out at Brett (Kara Killmer), in front of Paramedic Field Chief Hawkins (Jimmy Nicholas), for thinking her appendicitis was a manifestation of her feelings for Gallo

"Well, I'll speak for your uncle when I say that he's sorry he couldn't be here tonight. Very, very sorry. But that's what family is, huh? It's a collection of people that you owe an apology to."

Phyllis (Kathryn Hahn) explains Uncle Marty's absence to her kids after he starts pulling away from his loved ones

"Ghosting is what people say when you're dating someone and they just kind of vanish."

"Is the point that ghosts have no manners?"

Sam (Rose McIver) tries to explain the concept of "ghosting" to Pete (Richie Moriarty)

"My goal is to stop a dangerous drug from being diverted and abused. I'm not looking to make friends."

DEA Deputy Director Bridget Meyer (Rosario Dawson) to her supervisor, after he warns that her public shaming tactics could anger the FDA

"I don't see how anyone can mix you two up. I mean, you're spontaneous and carefree, and you're... — [turns to Leela, who's looking peeved] — ...the love of my life."

Devon (Manish Dayal) tries to mediate a conversation between girlfriend Leela and her twin sister... only to insult Leela's personality in the process

"Did you and Gary hook up? I won't be mad. I will be confused."

Zari (Tala Ashe) is curious what all the whispering is about between her boyfriend Nate and Gary

"Everyone I associate with is thriving in abundance. Limitless."

Kelli (Natasha Rothwell) to Lawrence, refusing to reveal anything about their mutual friend (and his ex) Issa

"Ashy Larry strikes again."

Condola's sister (Keke Palmer), upon learning Lawrence won't be flying down to see her nephew, Baby Elijah

"I'm saying, Jeff. This is Season 41. Drop the four, hit the one. Ain't nobody ever seen anything like this before!"

'Mafia pastor' Shan Smith comments on the Tribal Council chaos of Season 41

"Did he or did he not use your credit card to buy a $100,000 baby Beanie Feldstein Beanie Baby?"

"That baby Beanie Beanie Baby was an investment, baby!"

Connie and her sister Bonnie (both voiced by Maya Rudolph) disagree on money issues — and invent a new tongue-twister

"Please get rid of that beard now. Come out of hiding."

"I kinda liked having hair on my head! Even if it was on the wrong side."

Bell (Danielle Moné Truitt) orders Stabler (Chris Meloni) to shave his Eddie Ashes goatee... thank goodness!

"Hey — I got stabbed for you, so none of this texting bulls—t. I want a phone call."

Whoa, Jason (David Boreanaz) really is taking things to the next level with Mandy!

"Nero pushed his wife down the stairs, and then he had Sporus castrated and married him instead... I'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat."

Tom (Matthew Macfadyen) makes a rather disturbing declaration of affection to Greg

"Why do I even come here? Why?"

Carina (Stefania Spampinato) arrives at the firehouse just in time for everyone to run out

"Miller! Miller! You saved my life! I love you. You're my brother, and I love you, OK?"

"Yeah... I love you, too. I love you, Hughie."

Not quite the "I love you" that Dean (Okieriete Onaodowan) was hoping to hear from Vic (Barrett Doss)

"This is my worst nightmare. I always thought of myself as the fun aunt, and yet here you are looking at me like I'm an old. Dear God, please tell me I used that right."

Rebekah (Claire Holt) may be a vampire, but this sentiment is painfully relatable for aunts and uncles of any species