Stranger Things: The Most LOL-Worthy Quotes From Season 4, Part 1

There are a lot of adjectives that we could use to describe Stranger Things Season 4, Part 1. Exciting. Suspenseful. Upsetting. Scary. We could go on (and did in TVLine's review). But no matter how long we went on, we'd have to at some point include the word funny, because damn, these seven episodes are — majorly.

In fact, the memorable lines included in Part 1 of the Netflix hit's penultimate season are so amusing — and so plentiful — that rather than include just a couple in TVLine's regular Quotes of the Week column, we decided to create a whole separate collection of the best bits. Among them are, of course, exchanges between our favorite duos (Steve and Dustin, Robin and Nancy, Joyce and Murray) and some primo Erica. (Surely you know by now, you can't spell "hysterical" without "Erica.")

So sit back, relax and have a laugh. Then, when you're done with our list of standouts, hit the comments with your favorite lines.

"Vickie is definitely not the wrong girl."

"We just don't know that, do we?"

"She returned Fast Times [at Ridgemont High] paused at 53 minutes, five seconds. Do you know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes, five seconds? People who like boobies, Robin!"

Working at Family Video gives Steve (Joe Keery) a unique insight into the girl on whom Robin (Maya Hawke) is crushing

"Whats your class and level? Level 1 dwarf?"

"My name is Lady Applejack, and I'm a chaotic, good half-elf rogue level 14, and I will sneak behind any monster you throw my way and stab them in the back with my poison-soaked kukri, and I'll smile as I watch them die a slow, agonizing death. So we gonna do this, or we gonna keep chitchatting like this is your mommy's book club?"

And never again would Eddie (Joseph Quinn) question whether Erica (Priah Ferguson) was qualified to play Dungeons & Dragons

"I don't want to talk about it. I'll punch you so hard in your face that your teeth'll fall back out."

"Whoa. Too far."

Steve (Joe Keery) instantly regrets the way he tells Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo) to stop pointing out his lingering feelings for ex Nancy

"If and when you do find Lucas, please tell him I've been covering for his ass for two days now. Each day of covering costs 10 bucks with a DPR. That's a daily percentage rate of 7.9 percent. Another week of this, and he's buying me a goddamn Nintendo — with Duck Hunt."

Erica (Priah Ferguson) is less interested in helping Jason locate her brother than getting what she's owed

"I can't breathe in this thing, and I'm itchy. I'm itching all over."

"It's not all about comfort, OK? We're academics."

"Who are evidently coming straight from an Easter brunch."

Robin (Maya Hawke) just isn't feeling the makeover Nancy (Natalia Dyer) gave her to pass themselves off as psych students Rose and Ruth

"I'm fine, OK? I mean, as fine as someone who's hurtling toward a gruesome death can be."

At least Max (Sadie Sink) still has her sense of humor

"Does anybody know the dead dude's name? I'm making him a headstone."

"You do realize we spent all morning hiding the body."

"I'll just write, 'Here lies unknown hero agent man.' Yeah. 'Saved Argyle, Jonathan, Will and Mike from certain death.'"

"You're gonna write our names on the pizza box?"

"They're pretty common names."

C'mon, Jonathan (Charlie Heaton), ya gotta love Argyle (Eduardo Franco)

"Where'd everyone get those?"

"Do you need to be told everything? You're not a child."

Steve (Joe Keery) didn't get the memo that Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo) and everyone else did to bring a flashlight to the Creel House

"Is black not the highest color?"

"Yes, it's just... "

"Just... what?"

"I've never fought in a real-world scenario. I've only sparred with the other students."

"How old?"

"It doesn't go younger than 13. But... Jeremiah is 16... almost. His birthday is next month."

Joyce (Winona Ryder) learns at an inopportune time that Murray (Brett Gelman) isn't a black belt in grownup karate

"Can you print this?"

"No, my skills end at IP geolocation."

Oh, Mike (Finn Wolfhard), underestimate Suzie (Gabriella Pizzolo) at your own peril

"When'd Steve get so hairy?"

"Right? I keep telling him he needs to tame that jungle, but he claims the ladies dig it."

Lucas (Caleb McLaughlin), Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo) and Max get an eyeful when Steve strips down to plunge into Lovers' Lake

"That was as unambiguous a sign of true love as these cynical eyes have ever seen."

Eddie (Joseph Quinn) tells Steve way more than just how quickly Nancy dove into Lovers' Lake to save him