Quotes Of The Week: Emmys, Summer I Turned Pretty, Morning Show And More

The Emmys have come and gone, but TVLine is still celebrating TV's top dialogue.

In the column below — which rounds up the best sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including The Challenge, Peacemaker, The Real Housewives of Orange County, The Morning Show, Dancing With the Stars and the 77th Primetime Emmy Awards.

Also featured in this week's roundup: The Summer I Turned Pretty delivers a romantic proclamation, NCIS: Tony & Ziva reminisces about simpler times and Outlander: Blood of My Blood gets crafty in the kitchen. Plus, we've got double doses of Big Brother and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Kimberly Roots and Ryan Schwartz)

"Noah Wyle, you were so good on Scrubs."

Kathryn Hahn goes "off book" and confuses her medical shows

"If I met you for the first time tonight, I would love you."

"Oh, come on, Conrad. I mean, how do you know that?"

"Because I've changed everything about myself, and the one thing that never changes is that I love you."

Conrad (Christopher Briney) maintains his love for Belly (Lola Tung) is the real deal

"Conrad, I choose you of my own free will. If there are infinite worlds, every version of me chooses you in every one of them."

Belly (Lola Tung) finally realizes her true feelings for Conrad (Christopher Briney)

"It'd be so much better if this whole thing just started with a missing petty officer in Rock Creek Park. 'On it, boss.' 'Grab your gear!'"

Tony (Michael Weatherly) reflects on simpler crimesolving times

"With Theo being the hangnail and CT losing, all we need is for Sydney and Yeremi to put in another boy from that little alliance and Bob's your uncle... I'm not really sure what that saying means, 'Bob's your uncle.' Steve is my uncle, but anyways!" 

Ashley "Millionaire" Mitchell tries to explain some strategy, but winds up confusing herself with a British idiom 

"I love Heather, but right now, for you to pretend you didn't see it? I think Stevie Wonder saw it."

Angie doesn't believe that Heather hasn't seen any articles about Lisa's lawsuits in the press

"I have an announcement: Jared and I got engaged! And... we got unengaged."

"[In her confessional] Britani doesn't understand what an announcement is. I think that we need to meet with Britani and explain to her the nature of an announcement, and that if it is negated immediately after, it is therefore no longer an announcement, but just something we don't mention at all."

Heather denounces Britani's announcement

"You said you have been dance avoidant for decades. What made you take the pluge?"

"Uh... paycheck."

Sure, there was more to Andy Richter's answer, but we all know the truth came out first

"Hey, don't worry about me — I never kill prostitutes. Their lives are hard enough. Only johns."

Adrian (Freddie Stroma) is convinced Leota's security firm is a front for something quite different

"Sometimes moms need a night out, and it's not a night to remember. Maybe it's just a night to forget!"

Emily shares a message for moms everywhere

"Orange smoke? What, did they make Trump The Pope?"

Cory (Billy Crudup) tries humor as a coping mechanism when environmental concerns shut down production on his movie

"I'll need ground sugar and the white of an egg."

"This is no time to be baking a cake, lass!"

Davina (Sara Vickers) fundamentally misunderstands what Julia (Hermione Corfield) is up to in the kitchen when Ellen's virginity is called into question

"Vince! You're a 34-year-old crybaby who's unemployed and lives with his mom and dad. I'd zing you, but life beat me to it! Zing, zing!"

Everyone's favorite smack-talking robot returns, and friends, Zingbot tells no lies!

"Morgan! What do you call someone who lights up when Vince enters the room, and gives him long, passionate hugs, and warm affectionate cuddles? His girlfriend!" 

Zingbot stuns the house into silence after roasting Morgan and Vince's close, uhh, friendship, knowing dang well that he has a girlfriend of seven years outside the house