Quotes Of The Week: Countdown, Sistas, The Daily Show, Ballard, Y&R And More

Summer is heating up, and so is our latest Quotes of the Week column.

In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find a dozen shows represented, including Resident Alien, Countdown, The Young & The Restless, The Quiz With Balls and more.

Also featured in this week's roundup: Destination X deals with a strange set of tarot cards, Tyler Perry's Sistas mistakes Alaska for the North Pole and Bosch delivers kudos in Ballard. Plus, we've got quotable moments from Late Night With Seth Meyers, LEGO Masters, Dexter: Resurrection and a double dose of The Daily Show.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Rebecca Luther, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Kimberly Roots and Ryan Schwartz)

"I'm gonna go with 'The Urinating Infant.' I just feel like it would be really f—ked up to send me home on 'The Urinating Infant.'"

Ally chooses her tarot card with care

"Oh my gosh, she's so cute! Sir, do you want to hold her?"

"Hell no! Neither should you. This baby was raised by aliens. For all we know, it could crawl up your anus and live inside you! It's not going to happen to me, though, because I always keep my anus clenched."

Sheriff Mike (Corey Reynolds) may finally believe in aliens, but that hasn't stopped him from being his usual unfiltered self

"I'll tell you who I think you look like. I think you look like Jason Priestley."

"Who the f—k is Jason Priestley?"

How dare you, Sean!

"This is what happens when you go too long without tickling Elmo."

"'And that is how I met your mother, Baron.'"

"Oh. You guys'll do."

Phyllis (Michelle Stafford) is desperate to find anyone in Cane's maze... even, grudgingly, her ex-husband and his new wife

"All right, show me. Hit the dude in the window."

"Why? What'd he do to me?"

"Punched your mom in the balls."

"Jesus!"

"You heard me."

"What is wrong with you?!"

Amber (Jessica Camacho) nudges Mark (Jensen Ackles) to show off his acclaimed marksmanship

"I still cannot believe you took a cell phone from a crime scene."

"I was going to give it back."

"Yeah. Oh man, I'm beginning to like you more and more!"

Bosch (Titus Welliver) sees no shame in Ballard's (Maggie Q) justice-seeking game 

"A female accomplice?

"It's not that uncommon, actually. Gerald and Charlene Gallego, Myra Hindley and Ian Brady, the Ken and Barbie Killers...."

"OK, Reddit."

Colleen (Rebecca Field) slays Ted (Michael Mosley) and the others with her encyclopedic knowledge

"In a post over the weekend on Truth Social, President Trump told his supporters to 'not waste time and energy on Jeffrey Epstein, somebody that nobody cares about.' Yeah! Nobody cares about him! The guy only had, like, one friend!"

"You guys are gonna build the magazines under the mattress, right?"

Will Arnett insists on complete accuracy when recreating his childhood bed using LEGO bricks

"Don't you know nobody likes backseat drivers?"

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) cracks a joke after sticking the Dark Passenger with one of his signature needles

"Honestly, for me it's a win-win. I either get it right and we're in the running for that $100,000, or I'm in the water with Rolf."

Lily is ready to take the plunge with the show's ripped in-house lifeguard

"You're really going to let me live in Alaska by myself?"

"Who are you going to cheat on me with? A polar bear? Mrs. Claus? Reindeer? I hear Vixen is a thot."

Danni (Mignon) isn't too worried about Tony (Branden Wellington) moving to Alaska — and for the sake of her joke, we'll let her think that Alaska and the North Pole are the same place