Quotes Of The Week: This Is Us, S.W.A.T., WandaVision, Search Party And More

Superstore, Prodigal Son and The Resident were among the shows to return with new episodes this week — and they're also among the shows in our latest Quotes of the Week feature.

With another seven days of TV behind us, we're recognizing more than 20 memorable bon mots and zingers, which hail from broadcast, cable and streaming series alike.

This time around, we've got a Search Party soirée bearing a very specific theme, an unexpected Sesame Street reference on NCIS: Los Angeles, Beth and Randall's bow-chicka-wow-wow stroll down memory lane on This Is Us, and a Chicago P.D. cop who perfectly sums up our current moment of crisis.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of WandaVision's two-episode premiere (read recap) and the most recent Bachelor (read recap), plus sound bites from The Conners, Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist, The Challenge, Weakest Link and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"You remind me of somebody. If you told me I'd never amount to anything, it'd be downright eerie."

Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) feels like she's talking to Bev when she meets Ben's equally judgmental mother, Barb

"Who are you?"

"Malcolm Bright. Charmed."

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Out here? Oh, you know... ledge stuff."

Malcolm (Tom Payne) would rather not detail all the reasons he's standing on the side of a building

"That man through there is my boss, Mr. Hart... The heart on the calendar was an abbreviation."

"You move at the speed of sound, and I can make a pen float through the air. Who needs to abbreviate?!"

Wanda (Elizabeth Olsen) makes a good point about the cryptic heart symbol on her and Vision's (Paul Bettany) calendar, which apparently indicated a dinner party with Vision's boss

"I will now make my wife disappear."

"Are you sure you don't want an audience volunteer named my husband Ralph?"

Agnes (Kathryn Hahn) would gladly let her hubby vanish as part of Vision's (Paul Bettany) magic act

"Sex and the City will return for a 10-episode limited series with three of the original characters. Unfortunately, it's Steve, Stanford and Magda."

"Would you mind plating these real quick? I'll be right back."

"'Plating'? Really? I think maybe we need to stop bingeing those cooking shows."

Street (Alex Russell) cooks, Molly (Laura James)... plates

"There's nothing better for a city than a dense population of angry homosexuals."

Fran Lebowitz touts the benefits of living in the melting pot that is New York

"My team is a bunch of queens, and their team is a bunch of gestures."

Royal train wreck Victoria trips over her majestic lingo while handicapping this week's big wedding-themed challenge

"I don't want to continue fighting."

"I'm not trying to fight either, but I think that, like, we're like oil and vinegar."

According to Victoria, she and Marylynn actually work together as a tasty salad dressing

"Our fifth anniversary. We tried absinthe for the first time. That was a good night. Five-hour man."

"It was six. Don't change a brother."

As they arrive in New Orleans, Beth (Susan Kelechi Watson) and Randall (Sterling K. Brown) reminisce about their last — and apparently highly enjoyable — trip to the Big Easy

"I feel like I just took down my decorations from the last impeachment!"

Colbert reports on President Trump's latest, record-smashing impeachment

"Change is overrated, Adam. The whole world's looking for a little same old right now."

Leave it to Burgess (Marina Squerciati) to say what we're all thinking

"I say we join the front lines. Mina's been in the ER all week."

"Same as Kit in the ICU."

"Well, that's all well and good, except I've got this preexisting condition..."

"Cowardice?"

Bell (Bruce Greenwood) and Raptor (Malcolm-Jamal Warner) roast Nolan (Michael Hogan) for not wanting to help out in Chastain's most COVID-affected wings

"Get anything?"

"No, he just stared at me like he was downwind from Full Metal on fajita night."

Sonny's (AJ Buckley) grilling of Nasri comes up empty

"I'd be so embarrassed if my mom saw me with an insurrection."

Kimmel singles out one of the "Storm-Trumpers" whose mother escorted him to the U.S. Capitol siege

"You do realize the hair care thing isn't the end of racism? It's not even the end of racism in the store."

"Is this because Karen started here last week? Because she's willing to go by Jill!"

Garrett (Colton Dunn) points out that Dina's (Lauren Ash) blind to some of Cloud 9's racist policies — but yes, it would probably help if Karen went by Jill

"The old bitch still has it. Never count me out. I'm not counting my f—king self out. And if you want my skull, you have to come f—king get it. I'm not playing this season."

Aneesa's got words for the house after being thrown into elimination (and coming out victorious) against her best friend, Tori

"How long have you two been in quarantine? Because I'm picking up a very weird Bert-and-Ernie vibe."

Man-bunned Sabatino (Erik Palladino) arrives armed with digs at Callen and Sam

"I love you, by the way, from Glee!"

"Oh, that's very nice to hear! Bring her back."

Shikha gives Jane Lynch a Cheer(io) on her way out

"Honestly, why isn't it easier to find decorations that celebrate being acquitted?"

Elliott (John Early) and Portia (Meredith Hagner) start their own search party for a very specific kind of party trimming

"OK, 'the gang'? She's gone full boomer!"

Elliott (John Early) takes umbrage with a word choice in Dory's goodbye letter... which was actually written by her abductor

"Girl, I don't care that you look like Rafiki. Get out!"

An angry Mo (Alex Newell) sends Zoey packing without blending out her makeup

"Sitting Duck One in position...."

"[Mac, over comms] I'm not sure how I feel about that code name."

"Stand where I am and you can pick your own."

Desi (Levy Tran) ventures into a likely ambush