Quotes Of The Week: Book Of Boba Fett, The Gilded Age, Amazing Race And More

Freeform's grown-ish and Syfy's Resident Alien both returned with new episodes this week, and they locked down spots in our Quotes of the Week compilation right away.

But in addition to grown-ish's Ruby making a play for her granddaughter's boyfriend, and Harry Vanderspeigle's expletive-filled rants on Resident Alien, the list below includes more than a dozen other sound bites from the past seven days, hailing from both scripted and unscripted series.

This time around, we've also got a very bold fashion statement from The Righteous Gemstones' BJ, an intriguing anecdote about Peli Motto's love life on The Book of Boba Fett, and proof that robber baron George Russell throws the best Gilded Age shade.

Plus, this week's roundup features double doses of Abbott Elementary and The Amazing Race, as well as quotable moments from Legends of Tomorrow, Peacemaker, Batwoman, SEAL Team and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"What is going on with you and that handsome boyfriend of yours? I hope you're treating him right. 'Cause if you aren't, another older, sexier, curvier woman with acid reflux might."

Grandma Ruby (Jenifer Lewis) warns Zoey about her relationship woes with Aaron in the funniest and most inappropriate way

"I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously in that hat. You look like a railroad villain."

Sara (Caity Lotz) takes a dig at Eobard Thawne's 1914 getup

"You hate Kamala Harris? I've never even seen her! I was so excited, she's Indian... there's more footage of Bigfoot than Kamala Harris. There was that one piece of content in the beginning where she's like, 'We did it, Joe,' and then she's gone! She disappeared like the original mom from The Fresh Prince."

"I've been in hooches in JBAD with more charm."

Mandy (Jessica Paré) sizes up Jason's, um, spartan digs

"Can you go to the store and buy yourself one of those little trampolines? And then take it to the ceiling fan store just down the road, turn on the overhead ceiling fans and trampoline into them so that your head chops off?"

Harry (Alan Tudyk) still won't admit that he's at least a little bit fond of young Max

"I don't even remember the crash, you know why, because you are meaningless to me, you stupid little jerk!"

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"No, I did not say that I am a jerk, I said that you are a jerk!"

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"You are not hearing me correctly. The pronoun is YOU, not I!"

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"I'm going into that room over there. When I come out, you better be gone, you dumb little s—t pocket!"

"That doesn't make sense!"

"Yes, it does, if you put s—t in your pocket!"

It's probably safe to say that Harry (Alan Tudyk) has never seen any Pee-wee Herman movies

"Oh, my God.... What, Kevin couldn't put anything away?"

Ruth (Alison Wright) is abhorred to see that the First Class dining car got frozen in such a messy state

"It's not my fault everyone tells me everything!"

So what if Yvette (Heather Simms) did know for years that her brother was cheating on his wife?

"Poison?"

"Are those men?"

"I believe their preferred pronoun is Long Live Rock."

Peacemaker (John Cena) suggests driving music to Harcourt

"You know, if you have a problem, Agent Torres, my door is always open. Especially since I don't have one."

Parker (Gary Cole) invites a grumbling Torres to stop by his cubicle any time

"They called me HuffPo-reading, gay Pete Buttigieg, which is repetitive and insulting. As if I would read a word of Huffington Post after Arianna stepped down."

Jacob (Chris Perfetti) recounts the oddly specific roasting he got from his students

"She was supposed to skip second grade, but they told me during Essence Fest. I missed a lot of paperwork during that month."

"Isn't Essence Fest just a weekend?"

"Maybe for y'all."

The party never ends for Principal Ava (Janelle James)

"It's a onesie! Oh, it's darling. He had one of those when he was a baby."

"Mom, it's not a onesie. It's a romper with a cummerbund!"

BJ (Tim Baltz) thinks his post-baptism celebration outfit deserves more appreciation — and frankly, so do we

"I dated a Jawa for a while. They're quite furry. Very furry."

Peli Motto (Amy Sedaris), our list of follow-up questions is quite long...

"Sophie likes you back. That's a big deal."

Alice (Rachel Skarsten), captain of the "Wildmoore" 'ship, acknowledging what we've known all along

"I'm sorry, are you really murder board-ing our child's future?"

Wes (Shawn Ashmore) lays eyes on his detective-wife Angela's "parenting chart"

"Take a deep breath. They're not going to kill you. It's The Amazing Race. They don't want you to die."

Penn offers some perfectly comforting words (or not!) to wife Kim before she goes bungee jumping

"I didn't pee myself!"

Lala avoided her No. 1 concern while plunging off a bridge in Switzerland

"I don't know what I'm doing here, but I never turn down a charcuterie."

Sam's probation officer Gail (Madison Shepard), coming with the correct response after being invited to join Carol's book club meeting during a random checkup

"I may be a bastard, Mr. Thorburn, but you are a fool. And of the two, I think I know which I prefer."

The women of The Gilded Age may be experts at throwing shade, but they've got nothing on literal robber baron George Russell (Morgan Spector)