Quotes Of The Week: The Voice, Conners, Big Brother, The Third Day And More

As fall TV slowly returns to something resembling normal, our latest Quotes of the Week compilation features shows we've missed for months. (Conners and Goldbergs and black-ish, oh my!)

Of course, it's not only scripted comedies that make an appearance in this week's collection of punchlines and bon mots. As you'll see in the list below, our favorite quotes also include a very specific custody agreement on The Third Day, Supernatural's reference to a beloved '80s film, newfound levels of friendship for The Amazing Race's eliminated team and a question on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire that we think speaks for itself.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of The Voice, plus sound bites from Fear the Walking Dead, L.A.'s Finest, Big Brother and more series.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

THE CONNERS

"The supervisor looked just like George Clooney... Man, I should've hit that till I broke it."

Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) reminisces about former Wellman Plastics boss (and sometimes bedmate) Booker

LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS

"CVS Pharmacy announced today that it plans to hire 15,000 additional pharmacy technicians to help dispense medication and coronavirus tests — and, this is nice, a second cashier."

FEAR THE WALKING DEAD

"You said you wished you had the guts to stand up to [the Rangers]. Today's your day to be a hero."

Strand (Colman Domingo), literally spilling Sanjay's guts in order to lure walkers away from his friends

BIG BROTHER

"You could buy a lotta things with [$10,000]. A bigger TV, maybe another motorcycle... a bidet! I would buy a bidet!"

If Enzo wins the luxury competition, we already know the No. 2 — er, No. 1 item on his shopping list

BLACK-ISH

"Look how handsome our son is, Earl. You look like RuPaul outta drag!"

Ruby (Jenifer Lewis) has only the highest praise for a dressed-up Dre

THE DAILY SHOW WITH TREVOR NOAH

"The casts of... Veep and even Seinfeld are getting back together to raise money for Democrats. And not only that, but the Emily in Paris cast promised that if they get enough donations, they won't make another season."

How do you say "Ouch!" in French?

THE VOICE

"You would look fantastic in purple."

"That's cute!"

"I can buy clothes, too."

After Kelly Clarkson uses her schmancy team jacket to entice contestant Tamara Jade, John Legend steps (fashion) forward

THE VOICE (Bonus Quote!)

"Tell me right now what song he was singing!"

"'Puttin' On the Ritz' by Taco."

After Ryan Gallagher performs "The Prayer," Kelly Clarkson challenges "Grand Ole Opera" member Blake Shelton to name that tune

THE THIRD DAY

"Sam, you're this girl's father, but I don't care to see you or talk to you or be anywhere near you. Just come out every so often and comb your damn hair, OK?"

Jess' (Katherine Waterston) shared custody agreement requires only some overdue grooming

SUPERNATURAL

"This ain't the frickin' Goonies."

Young Dean (Paxton Singleton) won't allow Sam or their new friends to accompany him on a hunt

THE GOLDBERGS

"Erica?! How did you get up here?"

"I defeated the impenetrable security that is a curtain with Velcro."

Erica (Hayley Orrantia) crashes her brothers' sea beef party in first class

L.A.'S FINEST

"Do you think they have guard dogs?"

"Then we will pick up some steaks."

"Seriously? Like a Bugs Bunny cartoon? Steaks?"

"Do you have a better idea?"

"Steaks it is. ... Do we cook the steaks?"

Whomever gave McKenna (Jessica Alba) and Syd (Gabrielle Union) their badges should reconsider that life choice — and probably several others

THE AMAZING RACE

"This definitely made our friendship that much closer."

"We even hugged, like, four times."

"Yes! And we never hug!"

Despite their early elimination, Kellie and LaVonne are bonded more closely than ever after running the race

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

The judges would have accepted "D," as well. (And hey, if Jimmy Kimmel reads it aloud, it's a quote!)

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