Quotes Of The Week: Batwoman, TWD, Falcon And The Winter Soldier And More

Sure, we've lost an hour of TV-watching now that spring has sprung, but our Quotes of the Week column hasn't suffered a bit.

On the contrary, our latest compilation of TV's most memorable dialogue features nearly two dozen gems from the past seven days, including quotes from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got an unfortunate culinary decision on Debris, a bit of oversharing from Shameless' Liam, Batwoman's dig at Adam West's Batman, and one of the strangest conversations that American Idol has ever aired.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, The Voice, Breeders, The Walking Dead and Superstore's sentimental series finale (read post mortem No. 1, No. 2 and No. 3). All that, plus sound bites from Last Week Tonight, Mayans MC, The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Our main story tonight concerns plastic. It's very much the Jane Lynch of materials, in that it's incredibly versatile, appears in almost everything and isn't going anywhere for the next 400 years."

"Do you want in on this sandwich? You've been working all night."

"Where did you get that?"

"From the fridge."

"Which... fridge?"

"The fridge in our trailer."

"Then definitely not. No one's been in that trailer for three weeks."

[Bryan stops chewing for a moment, then] "I've eaten older."

Bryan (Jonathan Tucker) offers Finola (Riann Steele) a (dusty) bite

"Let's just say we have access to things that are valuable in times like these."

"Food? Medicine? Ponies? What?"

If the stormtrooper thinks he can offer vague enticement to Princess (Paola Lázaro), he's got another thing coming

"I'm not crazy if that's what you're thinking. I mean, there's the ADHD, the anxiety, the PTSD, the depression, the crushing loneliness and the active imagination that helps me cope with all of that, but like... maybe that's the only sane response to an insane world. You know what I'm saying?"

After beating the living daylights out of her captor, suddenly Princess (Paola Lázaro) is all of us in 2021

"I thought there was a 'no contact' order?"

"Deposition is tomorrow, so... technically I'm not a witness yet."

"Uh, that's not really how it works."

Jason (David Boreanaz) catches Clay (Max Thieriot) bending the rules

"You're still going to FedEx me one of your chickens, right?"

"You want dead or alive?"

"...Surprise me."

Claudia Conway and Hannah Everhart's duet may not have gone as planned, but at least it left us with this truly bizarre moment to chew on

"For real, are we selling the house or not?"

[Lip and Debbie simultaneously] "Yes!" "No, we're not!"

"This is why I haven't pooped in three days."

Liam (Christian Isaiah) just wants some stability — and to unclench

"No birthday?"

"Did you hear his f—king tone?"

"Yeah, I did. It was unforgivable. But no birthday?"

"Yeah, yeah. And no backing out! No sneaky, quiet birthday. No Anne Frank birthday up in the attic."

Paul (Martin Freeman) and Ally (Daisy Haggard) struggle to figure out an appropriate punishment for their son, Luke

"Toast, Leah?"

"Of course not. I haven't eaten breakfast since the '90s."

"You should eat something, Granny."

"Eating makes you fat, darling. Being fat is terrible."

"Don't listen, Ava. Granny is a lunatic."

Leah (Stella Gonet) probably isn't the best grandmother from whom to take dietary advice

"Ryan, hurry up! If you miss your window, you're going to land in the middle of the ocean, and there's no shark repellent on your utility belt!"

"Why not?"

"Because that's stupid!"

Luke (Camrus Johnson), TV's 1960s Batman would like to have a word with you...

"[Awari] literally chose the journal over my jacket. I think I was more offended by that [than that he didn't choose me to be his coach]. It's an empty notebook, people! There's nothing in it!"

Kelly Clarkson fails to see the appeal of Nick's Notes

"This network stands for Nothing But Clarkson."

Blake Shelton, suggesting that fellow coach and talk show host Kelly Clarkson has so much clout at NBC that she was able to get Adam Levine sacked

"You're lying."

"I am not."

"Yeah, you are. You have a tell."

"Oh, really, what's my tell?"

"Well, I can't tell you because then you'd know what the tell is, and you'd hide the tell from me and I wouldn't be able to tell."

"Wow, you ever thought about working for the CIA?"

"Yeah, actually... I'm waiting to hear back."

D'Arcy (Alice Wetterlund) knows Asta (Sara Tomko) is hiding something... she just doesn't know that "something" is an alien

"We wouldn't even be any good. [to Nick] No offense."

"No, I agree. I would not be an asset, physically. I have more of a podcast body."

Nick (Maxwell Simkins) is well aware of his strengths and weaknesses

"All right, all right. You gonna lay off [the drugs]?"

"Yeah. I am."

"Good."

"You gonna lay off them tacos?"

"F—k no."

Coco (Richard Cabral) manages to bring some levity to his and Gilly's (Vincent Vargas) conversation about getting clean

"Look at you, all stealthy. A little time down in Wakanda and you come out White Panther."

"It's actually White Wolf."

"Huh?"

Did Bucky (Sebastian Stan) just give Sam (Anthony Mackie) a preview of his future alter ego?

"Hey, it's Black Falcon! What's up?"

"It's just Falcon, kid."

"No, no. My daddy told me it's Black Falcon."

"Is it because I'm Black and I'm the Falcon?"

"Well, technically, I mean, yes."

"So are you, like, Black Kid?"

Sam (Anthony Mackie) plays the name game with a Baltimore fan

"Trust me — I was the problem, not her."

"Oh, I have no doubt that's the case."

Street (Alex Russell) takes the blame for his break-up with Commander Hicks' (Patrick St. Esprit) daughter

"I see you're finally Mecha-Vibe."

"Mecha-Vibe? [Turns to Barry] I know he did not just name me."

Presto! Abra Kadabra (David Dastmalchian) gives suped-up Cisco (Carlos Valdes) a nickname

"You owe me and Waverly for getting us fog-f–ked at Halloween."

"Ancient history, dude. I made you an apology casserole!"

"You covered Kraft Dinner with kimchi and weed."

Wynonna (Melanie Scrofano) was not impressed by Casey's (Andrew Phung)... stoner cuisine  

"When I first met you, I thought you were the most annoying person I'd ever met, with your moments of beauty, seize-the-day crap — like you'd watched Dead Poets Society too many times... I hated how cheesy you were, I hated how woke you were, I hated how often you used the word 'artisan'... But most of all, I hated how you believed that life could be better than it was. And yet, here we are, and my life is so much better than it was because of you."

Amy (America Ferrera) makes an emotional plea to Jonah to get back together — and it works!

"Most jobs suck 99 percent of the time, so you really, really got to enjoy those moments that don't — those bits of fun you have during downtime... or an interesting conversation with a coworker... or something happens that you can laugh about later... or you do something that you're actually proud of. If you're lucky, maybe you get to be friends with a coworker or two along the way. I'm not sure what else you could want in a job."

Garrett (Colton Dunn) makes his final announcement, as flash-forwards reveal where everyone winds up following Cloud 9's closure