Quotes Of The Week: Younger, Black-Ish, The Handmaid's Tale, Mayans And More

We may have flipped the page on our 2021 wall calendars, but we've still got one last week of April television to capture in our Quotes of the Week column.

In the list below, we've compiled the week's most memorable TV dialogue, including bon mots and one-liners from broadcast, cable and streaming series alike.

This time around, we've got some lingering trust issues for 9-1-1: Lone Star's Owen, Principal Carter's well-meaning (but weird) approach to discussing menstruation with his daughter, sage (but also weird) relationship advice from black-ish's Ruby and a debate about the merits of meatloaf at Blue Bloods' dinner table.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Delilah (read finale recap), The Handmaid's Tale's return for Season 4 (read recaps of Episode 1, Episode 2 and Episode 3) and MacGyver's series finale (read exclusive post mortem).

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Let's talk about your problems. What's good with Chaz these days?"

"I haven't said a word about Charles."

"No, but that little cartoon thought bubble above your head has a three-piece suit in it. And it's bespoke."

Maggie (Debi Mazar) paints a vivid picture of the one thing on Liza's (Sutton Foster) mind

"'You'll be given chocolate every hour!' That's all you've gotta do. Just bribe 'em."

Political candidate Chloe has hit upon a pretty effective campaign slogan, actually

"I believe that he's a psychic because he knows all the psychic words. Like 'Capricorn.'"

Chloe is impressed that "psychic" John knows... the basic astrological signs?

"Meatloaf. It stays with me for a few days. And not in a good way."

"That's what it's supposed to do — fortify you for the week ahead!"

Henry (Len Cariou) schools honest Eddie (Vanessa Ray) on the health benefits of the family dinner

"Anton, if you want to go free, you want the best out of me. To get that, you watch your damn mouth when you're talking about my husband."

Siobhan (Lauren E. Banks) sternly warns her client Anton when he starts calling the prosecutor — who happens to be her husband — disparaging names

"When they tell you those puppies are yours, don't you believe them."

We knew that Owen (Rob Lowe) had trust issues after the whole Gwyneth paternity thing, but we never expected him to pass those issues along to poor Buttercup

"I call it... MacGyver's Hideout."

"Feels like MacCave is the cooler option, but you do you."

Bozer (Justin Hires) has a good point!

"You know what? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."

"Oh, he's British! He's sorry!"

"British" Bozer (Justin Hires) and "all-American" Russ (Henry Ian Cusick) bring their fake fight to a halt

"The only thing I know about running is... if an alligator's following you, run in zig-zag. I'm from Florida."

If you're ever being chased by a large reptile and manage to escape alive, you can thank Jisela Delgado

"After the abuse Jace put him through, I'm surprised he stuck around as long as he did."

"Well, to be fair, they did spend three months of that time trapped together under a frozen lake."

Michaela's (Melissa Roxburgh) odd circle of acquaintances barely fazes Drea (Ellen Tamaki) anymore

"Looks like I'm walking into a scene from Get Out."

Eli (Terrence Terrell) has his suspicions when the dialysis group is all smiles

"I gained 30 percent of the money. But what I want is 100 percent of the justice."

Delilah (Maahra Hill), after learning her client Leah suppressed evidence

"That sounds about white."

Tamara (Jill Marie Jones) to fiancé Casey, when she learns the Chamber of Commerce wrote a letter condemning reparation taxes

"At this point, there's really nothing you can't do. I mean, look at your pants. They probably said, 'Which pair of pants do you wanna wear?' 'Both!'"

Blake Shelton, marveling at both contestant Gihanna Zoë's talent and style

"Shut up, dog. Did I ask you to bark?"

No one puts their husband's mistresses in their place quite like First Lady Victoria Franklin (Kron Moore)

"I can go talk to her if you want."

"No, no, no, I got it. I'm actually prepared. I've got a PowerPoint, I've got flashcards, I'm ready. You think Janelle Monáe's 'Pynk' is too much?"

Principal Carter (Lamon Archey) goes way overboard while mulling how to talk to his daughter about getting her period

"Red leader, standing by!"

Janine (Madeline Brewer) invokes Star Wars as she accepts June's charge to get the other handmaids ready to move

"Some men need to be led."

"The Tao of June Osborne."

Commander Lawrence (Bradley Whitford) has a darkly comedic take on Nick's (Max Minghella) reasoning for why the architect of Gilead was saved from death

"Well, there's nothing really to say except that I'm a f—king idiot."

"You're one of the smartest people I know."

"Well, I know everyone you know, Hank. The bar's pretty low."

Nails (Justina Adorno), feeling down after discovering she's unexpectedly pregnant

"You're crushing harder than Zack on Kelly Kapowski."

"What does that mean?"

"Trust me, that's a big deal."

Saved by the Bell super-fan Missy (Raegan Revord) suspects Sheldon (Iain Armitage) has a crush on fellow kid prodigy Paige

"A lot of people will tell you that compromise is the secret to a healthy relationship. But they're all wrong. There are some things that either you're in or you're out. You can't half-have a kid! You can't half-move to Tennessee! And you can't half-have a threesome."

"Ma!"

"Listen, the things that your grandmother is saying are not pertinent for anyone who is outside of a blues song... but she does have a point."

Ruby (Jenifer Lewis) offers some relationship advice to Junior, prompting Dre (Anthony Anderson) and Bow (Tracee Ellis Ross) to jump in and quickly add some context