Quotes Of The Week: Flight Attendant, All Rise, Saved By The Bell And More

Make yourself that umpteenth plate of Thanksgiving leftovers, and settle in with our latest batch of Quotes of the Week.

Though holiday programming made up much of this week's TV schedule, the new episodes that did air delivered plenty of memorable dialogue, which we've recognized in the list below.

This time around, we've got NCIS: Los Angeles' jab at the current Tonight Show host, sage love life advice from All Rise's Mark, slightly less sage love life advice from VH1's I Love New York reunion and a declaration from Saved by the Bell's Jessie Spano that might be even more iconic than... well, you know.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of The Flight Attendant (read recaps of Episode 1 and Episode 2), plus sound bites from The Mandalorian, Family Guy, The Amazing Race and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Come over here.... I want to see if he'll listen to you."

"That would be a first."

Ahsoka Tano (Rosario Dawson) tests the Child's bond with Mando

"You can't laugh at your own joke, Jimmy Fallon."

Deeks (Eric Christian Olsen) tries to rein in a very punny Kensi

"OK, so I have this niece, at NYU, and she goes to fraternity parties, and she has it just, like, a little more together than you."

Annie (Zosia Mamet) is aghast to see Cassie show up for their date with the FBI late, bedraggled and reeking of alcohol

"Can you tell me what is going on?"

"When I got back to my apartment today, my door was open."

"Cas, I told you not to leave the f—king key above your doorway!"

"No, this is not related — that's my hide-a-key, no one knows where that is."

"It is zero percent a hidden key when, like, half of lower Manhattan knows where it is."

Annie (Zosia Mamet) has issues with Cassie's (Kaley Cuoco) home security system

"Who knew that a bunch of zeros and ones could get you your next clue?"

"Anybody that does programming."

"Oh... oh... OK!"

DeAngelo realizes he knows absolutely nothing about computer programming

"This is America, Lois. Men have always run things and there have never been any problems whatsoever. And don't say the economy, or Iraq, or income inequality, or racism, or Brett Kavanaugh, or air pollution, or Vietnam, or slavery, or Watergate, or capitalism, or #MeToo, or homelessness, or police brutality, or homophobia, or Monica Lewinsky, or school shootings, or Native American genocide, or Fox News, or Tim Allen or climate change."

Peter (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) scoffs at Lois' suggestion that more women should be in positions of power

"Sam and I have an understanding."

"Oh, an understanding. I've engaged in a few understandings over the years, and let me tell you, it hasn't ended well for me or my car."

Mark (Wilson Bethel) gives Luke (J. Alex Brinson) some advice about his non-exclusive relationship

"I used to be all about a six-pack and a smile. That used to get me in trouble all the time... I try to tell all the girls out there: Don't date body parts."

Host Vivica A. Fox has some hard-earned dating wisdom to share

"Steaks in the oven...? You mad at me?"

Gibbs (Sean Harmon) questions Ducky's choice of "bon voyage meal" prep

"The Douglas kids deserve to go to a great school like Bayside. Besides, new kids keep things fresh. Remember Tori?"

"Who?"

Apparently it never dawned on Zack (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) that Kelly (Tiffani Thiessen) and Tori were never in the same place at the same time

"I'm Jessie f—king Spano! Now, get out of my office!"

Jessie (Elizabeth Berkley Lauren) tells her "narcissistic, fake-woke, dreamcatcher, tattoo-having, homemade-jerky-smelling dumbass" of a husband to take a hike