Quotes Of The Week: The Orville, Evil, The Boys, Maggie, The Chi And More
Official nominations for the Primetime Emmy Awards won't be revealed until Tuesday, but we can pass the time with our own accolades for TV's standout scenes. Enter: Quotes of the Week!
In the list below, we've gathered television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we've got a present-day sports reference that The Orville's Kelly and Ed simply don't comprehend, Shaad and Victor's appreciation for Red Lobster's best menu item on The Chi, Tyson Apostol's real feelings about winning Survivor (courtesy of The Challenge: USA), and a one-word utterance from Evil's Sister Andrea that still manages to say so much.
Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Hulu's Maggie (grade the premiere) and The Boys' season finale (read Post Mortem No. 1 and Post Mortem No. 2).
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
THE CHI
"You know I got my own version of the cheddar biscuits."
"Bruh, if she don't fall in love with you after eating the cheddar biscuits, she ain't the one."
"That part!"
Red Lobster aficionados Shaad (Jason Weaver) and Victor (Luke James) know the true test for finding one's true love
THE BOYS
"So you lost your temper and hit a man. This is nothing. I once took a Spaniard's ear for jabbering at a screening of 27 Dresses."
OK, as if we didn't already love Frenchie (Tomer Capone)!
THE BOYS (Bonus Quote!)
"I deserve respect! And we all deserve paid vacation days and a dental plan!"
Frenchie (Tomer Capone) has had enough of Butcher
THE ORVILLE
"Gordon tells me you work out of the Boston area. You must be Sox fans."
"Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it gets cold out there, so... socks are...."
"Socks are important."
Laura stumps Kelly (Adrianne Palicki) and Ed (Seth MacFarlane) with a 21st-century baseball question
THE CHALLENGE: ALL STARS
"We have worked our asses off today. We don't smell good, we don't look good. We're pretty ugly. We're definitely, like, bangable, but you wouldn't brag about it."
Wes Bergmann, ever the wordsmith, gives us a mid-challenge update on the finalists' sex appeal
STRANGER THINGS (Episode 9)
"I never should have let you in the door."
"And I never should have knocked."
Lucas (Caleb McLaughlin) gives as good as he gets from Jason (Mason Dye)
STRANGER THINGS (Episode 9 — Bonus Quote!)
"You've grown."
"You shrank."
Reunited, Mike (Finn Wolfhard) and Hopper (David Harbour) compare the effects of adolescence vs. the Kamchatka diet
LOOT
"Helping people is such a waste of time!"
"You work at a charity."
"Yeah, but not by choice."
Nicholas (Joel Kim Booster) is more than peeved when Arthur (Nat Faxon) tells him he doesn't need his online dating help after all
THE CHALLENGE: USA
"I never felt closer to God than getting handed a million-dollar check from a large corporation for lying and cheating on national television."
Tyson Apostol reflects on how it felt to win Survivor as he introduces himself to the Challenge audience
MAGGIE (Episode 1)
"Can you at least come to the bar with me tonight and just tell me if Glenn is a serial killer, or worse, bad in bed?"
"His name is Glenn with two Ns. That's proof he doesn't know when to finish."
Louise (Nichole Sakura) asks her psychic friend Maggie (Rebecca Rittenhouse) to scope out her date
MAGGIE (Episode 2)
"How was your date with the Adonis?"
"Physically, Helvetica. Emotionally, Wingdings."
Maggie (Rebecca Rittenhouse) sums up her hunky but not-too-bright date
EVIL
"Boop."
During her hearing, Sister Andrea (Andrea Martin) subtly reminds Dr. Boggs that he knows firsthand how present demons can be in the world