Quotes Of The Week: This Is Us, Reacher, The Resident, Pam & Tommy And More

The 64th annual Grammy Awards may not have aired on Monday as originally planned, but we're handing out our own accolades to the TV dialogue that was music to our ears this week.

In our Quotes of the Week list below, we've gathered more than a dozen of the small screen's best sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got an excellent comeback from Peacemaker's Det. Song after Auggie attempts to insult her, an anecdote from a Celebrity Big Brother houseguest that left us with lots of questions, D'Arcy's strong feelings about Metallica's discography on Resident Alien and a greeting from The Resident's young Gigi that may have only been two words, but shattered us all the same.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Prime Video's Reacher (grade the first episode!), plus quotable moments from The Righteous Gemstones, This Is Us, Batwoman, Pam & Tommy and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"You know what? Get out. You're fired."

"Fired? Why?"

"Because I need to find me an accountant that don't look like Jim Henson."

Sorry, Terry (Mike Ostroski), but Eli (John Goodman) sorta has a point

"Yeah, you can have first zoo. They watched their first episode of Entourage this morning with me, so I am all set as far as formative experiences go."

Kevin (Justin Hartley) reassures Madison that he doesn't mind her taking their twins to see the animals for the first time

"I'm [dressed as] a peacock. My daughter's first book report was on peacocks, and I remember taking her to the Playboy Mansion because Hef had so many peacocks!"

Shanna Moakler's getup in the first Head of Household competition prompts a strange memory of her time as a Playmate

"We're gonna take that a—hole down a peg."

"I thought karma was handling that."

"I am karma. And I'm a bitch."

Disgruntled carpenter Rand (Seth Rogen) decides to take Tommy Lee's comeuppance into his own hands

"You won't be forced to have all those life-saving vaccines, and you can make up your own scientific theories like your favorite athletes."

A sarcastic Becky (Lecy Goranson) suggests that public schooler Mark resort to homeschooling — and takes a thinly-veiled jab at unvaccinated former guest star Aaron Rodgers

"What does that say about our city that its supposed protector is signified by a rabid bloodsucker who moves in the shadows, hidden from the eyes of the public?"

Marquis (Nick Creegan), aka the Joker, with his foot on Batwoman's neck

"White people come to laugh. Black people come not to laugh. Brothas be like, 'You better be funny, motherf—ker. You gonna be funny tonight?'"

Comedian and Phat Tuesdays founder Joe Torry on the cultural differences between polite white audiences and blunt Black ones

"He was upstairs in the bathroom with the water running. He didn't want anyone to hear him practicing his ventriloquist act. [Takes a beat] His act sucks, by the way, which is why I killed him."

Emma (Samsara Yett), revealing how she managed to kill Lisa without the dummy her dad finding out — and her motive for killing him next

"I am not concerned with facts, not if they interfere with my beliefs."

"I give you prejudice in a nutshell."

This casual exchange between Agnes (Christine Baranski) and her son Oscar (Blake Ritson) tells you everything you need to know about their dynamic

"Drunk at 3 am, I wouldn't eat it. And that's saying something."

Tricia has zero appetite for Zach's "bone dry," overly breaded/fried tilapia

"For the record, I'm not a vagrant; I'm a hobo."

Reacher (Alan Ritchson) schools Roscoe on how to properly label his nomadic ways

"Oh my God. His legs."

"I did that after."

"It's like Tetris."

Roscoe (Willa Fitzgerald) discovers how Reacher managed to "fit" three dead guys into one trunk

"You're actually supposed to be working today, Darce."

"Well, Load was supposed to be Metallica's comeback album, but life comes atcha fast!"

This somehow makes perfect sense to D'Arcy (Alice Wetterlund) as she blows off her job to go boating with Asta (Sara Tomko)

"See you soon.... Or as they say it in your language, 'Ching-chong, chickety chopsticks.'"

"I think your Google translation is off, Auggie. That means, 'My haircut looks like a donkey took a s— on my head.'"

Detective Song (Annie Chang) gives as good as she gets, if not much better

"I didn't think you were one to back down from bullies."

"That's what I like about you, Mando — that big smile of yours lets you get away with anything."

The Mandalorian (Pedro Pascal) asks Cobb Vanth (Timothy Olyphant) to ally against the Pykes

"Hi, Mommy."

Gigi (Remington Blaire Evans), upon hearing her late mom Nic's donated heart beating in another patient