Quotes Of The Week: Wednesday, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Winchesters And More

Need to ward off the Sunday Scaries after a long holiday weekend? Our Quotes of the Week compilation ought to do the trick.

In the list below, we've gathered more than 20 of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including scripted moments from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Garcia's insistence that she is not permanently back on the job on Criminal Minds: Evolution, Chucky's continued appreciation for co-star Jennifer Tilly, a shout-out to one of TVLine's own sister publications from Pitch Perfect: Bumper in Berlin, and one of the most sentimental moments from The Walking Dead's series finale.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of The White Lotus, The Sex Lives of College Girls, Yellowstone, NCIS: Los Angeles and Wednesday.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"...I love him more than anything he could do wrong."

Cassian hears from Brasso (Joplin Sibtain) the farewell message Maarva left for her son

"I actually came here with my husband, but he left."

"He left you alone in Sicily? Why would he leave you?"

"It's a long story."

"Well, we have all day. Tell me everything. From the beginning."

"Well... I was born in San Francisco..."

Tanya (Jennifer Coolidge) happily accepts an invitation from Quentin (Tom Hollander) to tell her whole life story

"If you're looking for a friend, gay guys are really the best. Because let's face it: Women are kind of depressing."

Tanya (Jennifer Coolidge) shares some life advice with her young assistant Portia

"I overheard a reporter say that they're going to give you a great write-up in the German version of Variety — Uniformity."

We always appreciate a reference to one of our sister publications, especially when it's actually funny

"[Dr. Powell] is annoying."

"How is she annoying?"

"She's... contrary."

"Kinda sounds like someone we know?"

"Yes! But... I like Morgan."

Lea (Paige Spara) tries (and fails) to get Shaun (Freddie Highmore) to see how he and Powell are alike

"He's a really sexy texter. He uses full sentences with punctuation. It's like, 'OK, write me a novel, Daddy.'"

Bela (Amrit Kaur) extols Wes' messaging skills

"If anything, just send them a clap emoji, a taco emoji and then a peace sign."

Bela (Amrit Kaur) offers Leighton advice on how to tell her sexual partners that she has chlamydia via a text

"What's that accent you're doing?"

"It's my accent!"

"Oh no, sweet face. You're way overplaying it. If I were you, I'd dial it back to about a seven."

"What would Jennifer Tilly do?"

"Crank that s—t!"

Tiffany (Jennifer Tilly) and GG (voiced by Billy Boyd) once again obsess over a certain famous actress

"Is he 70?"

"Fifty-eight. Come on, man."

"Fifty-eight? Do you have cancer or something?"

"It must be terminal."

Colby (Denim Richards), Rip (Cole Hauser) and Ryan (Ian Bohen) razz birthday boy Lloyd

"I am the rattlesnake... but you're not who I'm gonna bite."

Beth (Kelly Reilly) admits that, why yes, there is a rattlesnake in the deal she's making with Rob

"So... what does it say?"

"That I've still got it."

Carlos (Jojo Fleites), after Lata (Nida Khurshid) gives him a note from his crush

"Why didn't you name her Judy?"

"Because that would be weird, Linda."

"Not if you really loved her."

"This isn't a Hallmark movie, Linda, OK?"

Jen (Christina Applegate) bluntly explains to a woman in her "grief circle" why she named her daughter Joey instead of the far more obvious choice of naming her after her late BFF

"What are you doing?"

"I'm looking at some satellite footage of the town in Syria where Hetty was last seen. Hoping I can find some trace of her."

"Gonna need a powerful satellite to pick up someone her size."

Callen (Chris O'Donnell) tells Sam (LL Cool J) about his search for the team's petite but powerful leader

"Not an admiral like you, sir. You're retired."

"Am I, Agent Rountree? I must be doing it wrong."

Kilbride (Gerald McRaney) makes clear he remains very much on duty

"[Singing] He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish / One sought to be a dentist, now he's sleeping with the fish...."

Bzer (Old 97's lead singer Rhett Miller) plays for Peter a Christmas tune based off of fifth-hand information

"Tim! What are you gonna do, catch it like it's Ekans?"

"First-gen Pokémoner.... You really are a geek."

Bernard (James Scully) asks Tim's (Jay Lycurgo) plan to corral a giant snake

"One time! If somebody is, I dunno, taking dead people and dressing them up like cast members from Star Trek, I am not helping. And if somebody starts killing everyone who shopped at Goop because their wife blew her hoo-ha out with one of those precious stones, I. Am. Not. Helping!"

Garcia (Kirsten Vangsness) tells Luke that her cyber-assist is a one-time deal

"Who's 'Sicarius'?"

"Tara says that's what they're naming him—"

"I'm not gonna name this jagoff f—khead! Call him that."

Rossi (Joe Mantegna) has a better idea for the UnSub's nickname

"We need a plan."

"Man, I am so sick of hearing that. You know, this is my third 'at gunpoint' situation in three years?"

Kasie (Diona Reasonover) makes clear to Jess that she has seen this procedural movie before

"Your face finally got that splash of color it so desperately needed."

Bianca (Joy Sunday) delivers a crushing final blow after slicing the titular character's face to win their fencing duel

"That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?"

"Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done."

Morticia (Catherine Zeta-Jones) and Wednesday (Jenna Ortega), having a typical mother-daughter chat about why Wednesday was expelled from her old school

"It's not like we're never gonna see each other again."

"I'm allowed to be a little sad. You're my best friend."

Daryl (Norman Reedus) tries to reassure Carol (Melissa McBride) that his departure isn't goodbye-goodbye