Quotes Of The Week: New Amsterdam, The Conners, NCIS, Resident And More

As you might expect, a jam-packed week of TV finales has yielded a jam-packed edition of Quotes of the Week.

In the list below, we've gathered more than 20 of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got one Resident love interest throwing a little shade at another, some trivia about the Property Brothers that we didn't really want (courtesy of Last Week Tonight With John Oliver), a major transformation for Young Sheldon's title character, and one of many tearjerking moments from This Is Us' penultimate hour.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Hacks, The Conners and Grey's Anatomy, plus quotable moments from New Amsterdam, We Own This City, All American and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Wow. I might look too cool."

Sheldon's (Iain Armitage) first graphic tee is a total game-changer

"My father is a very good father."

"He is?"

"I love you, Dr. Glassman."

"I love you, too, Dr. Murphy."

Shaun (Freddie Highmore) expresses his love for mentor his real dad Dr. Glassman (Richard Schiff)

"Being in the middle of the ocean is maybe the scariest thing I can imagine since I can't swim."

"You can't?"

"Yeah, I told you that."

"Huh. I must've blocked it out because it's so sad."

Deborah (Jean Smart) still can't believe that poor Ava (Hannah Einbinder) never learned how to swim as a child

"Whoa, whoa, what about the rest of my manicure?"

"Oh, who cares. Just put your left hand in your pocket. If it'll fit!"

Deborah (Smart) once again takes a shot at the size of Ava's (Einbinder) "positively extraterrestrial" hands

"So the two of you are...?"

"Oh, we're friends. I mean, I was under the impression that you and he were..."

"Are also friends. [beat] So far."

An already-awkward chat between Cade (Kaley Ronayne) and Billie (Jessica Lucas) gets markedly more uncomfortable when the latter woman stakes her claim to Conrad

"The man blamed the Jewish people for every war, ever, and he called a lady cop 'sugar' —"

"Yeah, I remember."

"Well, Hollywood doesn't! So tell me, why hasn't this man been cancelled?"

"Oh, so you're telling me you don't want him to play you in the movie version of your life?"

"No."

"Then who would you want?"

"Antonio Banderas."

"Wow. Really asking the 'Mendez' in you to do a lot of heavy lifting."

Gary (James Roday Rodriguez) and Maggie (Allison Miller) kill time while waiting for their number to be called at a warehouse furniture store

"Sorry you missed out on all the action?"

"Yep."

"Like, digging a bullet out of Jimmy's backside?"

"Never mind. I'm glad it was you."

Nick (Wilmer Valderrama) had been lamenting that he missed out on the day's events, butt...

"Starting tomorrow, we're going to work eight to four, but we ain't coming in until two. But when we do come in, we come correct. We go proactive as a motherf—ker. Understand me? We come to f—king hunt. We go get those guns, you understand? As long as we do that, as long as we produce, long as we put those numbers up, they don't f—king give a s—t about what we do. We literally can do whatever the f—k we want. We own this city. We own it."

Sgt. Wayne Jenkins (Jon Bernthal) to his Gun Trace Task Force Team, proving that absolute power corrupts absolutely

"I'm just a concerned citizen who's offering to help."

"In that case, welcome to The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel in my ED."

Lauren's (Janet Montgomery) Emergency Department is overrun by patients from a senior living facility

"You moron! You've jinxed my wedding! I have 'never' written on my ring finger — as in I'll never be happy, I'll never get married, and I'll never be able to slap my mother with my wedding ring so it leaves a dent!"

We get that Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) is upset at Aldo for screwing up her tattoo, but perhaps it's best that Bev didn't attend her daughter's wedding

"The first time you walked into my office for a job, I took one look at you and thought, 'This little kid must be lost...'"

Ben (Jay R. Ferguson), proving with his marriage vows that he's a perfect match for the equally sardonic Darlene

"Do you want to explain yourself?"

"I've been on the island for two days. I know I said I would call if I came back—"

"I was talking about the attempted kidnapping... But yes, a call would have been nice."

Reuniting with sometime-flame Joe (Enver Gjokaj) is full of surprises for Jane (Vanessa Lachey)

"I'm going to give you five seconds to get your trifling, 'I wish I could be if only I had the chance' ass out of my office."

Denita (Yolanda Adams), a supposed woman of God, giving Caesar one hell of a verbal smackdown

"This hotel wouldn't happen to be haunted, would it? Any murders take place here? Oooh, how about just, like, a hostage situation?"

"How about aliens?"

What, you thought Ellroy wouldn't make a reference to returning guest star Alan Tudyk's Syfy gig?

"In case it bugged you at all, you're right. That was a Property Brother that you just spotted there. He made a documentary about utilities, and it's actually pretty good ... And if you're wondering which Property Brother that is, I'll give you a clue. It is the circumcised one. If you don't know which Property Brother is circumcised, you're clearly not that big a fan of the Property Brothers."

"Spencer and Asher are still at each other's throats, so I need to move the party to a neutral location."

"Oh, like a Switzerland."

"Switzerland would be amazing, but I wanna keep it local this year."

Oh, JJ (Hunter Clowdus), you delightful dope

"We are American. Your faces are American."

BokHee (Kathy C. An), reassuring Nico and Michelle as they discussed being seen as "foreign" while treating a victim of a hate crime

"Do you have feelings for her?"

"Sometimes... maybe... a little. Should I tell her?"

"That you maybe have occasional small feelings? No."

A simple question tells Teddy (Kim Raver) all she needs to know about what Link (Chris Carmack) shouldn't do next with Jo

"I love it! I look like the old Steve Harvey!"

Calvin admires his fresh cut — and references Cedric the Entertainer's former costar

"I don't really know what went on in the '70s, but maybe I could, like, call my parents and ask. Or maybe I could just ask Mark."

Kailah Casillas-Bird, one of the youngest all stars, throws shade at "The Godfather" Mark Long during the cast's decade-specific party

"You're as tough as they come, Rebecca Pearson. And you, my dear, have earned a rest."

Dr. K (Gerald McRaney) gives Rebecca one last (sniff!) pep talk