Quotes Of The Week: The Idol, HIMYF, Project Runway, Tony Awards And More

The Tony Awards' complete lack of a script this year didn't hurt its chances of appearing in our Quotes of the Week column. In fact, it still shows up twice!

Broadway's biggest night is just one of a dozen programs to pop up in our compilation of TV's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days. This time around, our other picks include a detailed interrogation of two Crime Scene Kitchen contestants (courtesy of host Joel McHale), Jesse's appreciation of the High School Musical movies on How I Met Your Father, and an unforgettable entrance from Project Runway All Stars' Brittany Allen.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Platonic, plus quotable moments from The Idol, Cruel Summer, High Desert and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Madame Deborah has never been wrong before. She even predicted that there was going to be a High School Musical: The Musical: The Series."

"Anyone would have predicted that! It's a slam-dunk franchise!"

Val (Francia Raisa) is going to need to get her head in the game if she wants to convince Jesse (Chris Lowell) that her psychic is the real deal

"You guys really shower together?"

"Yes, we do."

"We showered this morning together."

"Can I get human resources here for whatever question I ask next? ... Are you guys dating anyone?"

"No, we're both married."

"Do your husbands shower together?"

"No, of course not."

"No, that would be weird."

Joel McHale has questions, lotsa questions, for Sherry and Sally

"So, where are you from, Peyton?"

"I'm from this town outside Denver called Columbine. Have you heard of it?"

"[Takes a beat] I have."

"Really??"

If Sylvia (Rose Byrne) didn't think Will's girlfriend (Emily Kimball) was too young for him before, she sure does now!

"You shut the f—k up, old man, okay?"

"Okay, boomer."

"Don't you 'boomer' me. You are old. You are an old man!"

"Your generation destroyed the environment."

"You will die before me. You have osteoporosis. You've shrunk since I've known you."

"Try dressing your age."

"You dress your age! Get a top hat and a monocle and one of those bikes with one big wheel, motherf—ker."

"Go take your Lipitor!"

Will (Seth Rogen) gets into it with Peyton's new (and clearly much older) roommate

"Believe it or not, I am trying to protect you!"

"Why?"

"OK, well... you're not boring, are you? Ava, you're never boring, even when you're at your worst. And when you're at your best, you say mean things that make me want to hear you say more mean things. It's true. You get me right here — it's like the burn you get after a strong drink."

"Comparing me to cocktails. You trying to flatter me or something?"

Austin (Roger Howarth) and Ava (Maura West) may be at the start of a beautiful friendship... or more

"I'm waxed, I'm vaxxed, and I'm ready to compete!"

Season 18's Brittany Allen may not just be ready, but ready and raring

"I mean, who was that for?"

At their private swim lesson, Eric (Jack Seavor McDonald) wonders why Paxton took off his shirt like he was in a soap opera (but we're not mad about it)

"When I was in the Army, we called guys like your brother Delta Sierras."

"[Pauses to think] Dips—ts?"

"Close enough."

Steve (Paul Adelstein) and his son Luke (Griffin Gluck) have a talk about Luke's sketchy big bro

"He's a person of color."

"OK, what kind of color? Does he look Hawaiian?"

"No, I don't think he's Hawaiian.... His hair is straight, and it's kind of long...."

"That could be Hawaiian."

"He's not."

"What does he look like?"

"He's a person of color."

"Are you saying he's Black? You can say Black. You're allowed to say Black. Is he Black?"

"Yes."

"OK, he's a Black guy."

Leia (Rachel Sennott) tries to describe Tedros Tedros to Chaim (Hank Azaria)

"What's with all the grunting? You're like Koko the ape but not as smart. Nearly f—king killed me when that monkey died... Her best friend was a kitten. She could spell kitten!"

Peggy (Patricia Arquette) compares Nick's intelligence to that of a gorilla, before admitting her true love for the animal

"I was probably just blinded by hearts and stars... and bulls—t."

Gillian recaps her whirlwind marriage to now-ex David

"This is not called Salma Hayek Gets Everything Explained to Her But Doesn't Understand It Still! It's called Joan Is Awful!"

Fictive Salma Hayek has one too many questions for fictive Michael Cera

"Good evening. I'm Marcia — and no matter what state we're in, we can always say — Gay Harden."

So help us Todd, if this wasn't the best introduction of the night

"Growing up, I was called the F-word more times than I can remember. And all I can say now is that I'm a f–got with a Tony!"

Michael Arden celebrates his Best Direction of a Musical win with a message for his homophobic high school bullies